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    Your opponent realizes that with that single move you have sealed their fate. There is nothing awaiting them but checkmate, so they concede.

    I roll to remember where I left my keys.

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    you remember. You also remember where you left everything, including where all the opportunities you left behind are and whether or not you can still go back to them. Good job.

    I roll to slay the Tarrasque as a level one commoner.
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    The DM failed to count how much exp you got and now, you are a tripple epic commoner whit a reserved place in a pantheon of choice if you should ever die. The people allready startet preying to you.

    The amount of time travler trieing to kill me got to big. I roll to retire to a nice place. But nothing to hot please.

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    You retire to heaven.

    I roll to disbelieve.
    Tomorrow is the future, but time isn't real.

    Heads up: I don't care what pronouns you use for me as long it's not 'it'.

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    You botch your roll.
    "Which one?"
    Yes.

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    Well, i am allredy atheist, do you wand to convert?

    I roll to get a other dice, this one it not working correct...

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    You now own every dice in the universe, and people have to ask to borrow one if they need to roll a die.

    I roll to make dinner. I mean, I have a rank in Profession: Chef. What could go wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    "Here, take my dice.....
    Hey, it looks great, can i have a plate, too?"


    I roll for a plate of the food.

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    You manage to get a neverending plate - when it is finished it is magically refilled, but not before revealing the design on the bottom: an intricate art that spells out: Remember The Three Post Rule

    I roll to get people to remember the three post rule.
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    I post next.

    I roll to disarm Anakin.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by flatfooted View Post
    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thematthew View Post
    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    Unlike when Obi-Wan did it, you also amputate his prosthetic hand, leading him to fall into the lava and die. An alternative continuity is created, featuring both casino games and members of the oldest profession.

    I roll to write a silly reply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Sorry, this is not your roll, it is anni's.
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    I roll to find out if i this counts as a good post or i broke the three post rule again.
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    You are now immune to the three post rule.

    But seriously, that was fine.

    I roll to summon a pillow.
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    You summon a pillow, and underneath is a masterwork chocolate mint. (If a fancy hotel will do it...)

    I roll to microwave a package of Instant Ramen.

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    The microwave transforms the packet into a bowl filled with hand made raman, complete with egg.

    I roll not to embarrass myself in front of my Significant Other's parents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    You get to marry your Significant Other.

    I roll to not be a Munchkin.
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    Not only is your character perfectly balanced, but so are those of the entire party.

    Roll to be a munchkin without anyone noticing.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

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    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    Somehow nobody notices you bring the Tarrasque loaded with templates & spellcasting to a 1st level game where everyone else is playing commoners.


    Roll to make a cheese platter for guests, and some tea to go with it..
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    Your party is so amazing that the king drops by, and he ends 2 wars over the course of the party.

    You roll to find your kidnapped wife
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    Turns out the kidnappers were hiding behind the sofa.

    Unfortunately they are armed. I roll to disarm the kidnappers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
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    You kick the remote so it makes a boomerang effect, disarming both of them and also knocking them out unconscious.

    I roll to win a thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yael View Post
    You kick the remote so it makes a boomerang effect, disarming both of them and also knocking them out unconscious.

    I roll to win a thread.
    You now own the forum.

    I roll to seduce a bar wench.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    You succeeded. You also now own all of the bars within a 1-mile radius.


    I roll to see what role I get in my next WW game in Structured Games.
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    Whatever you get, your side wins.

    I roll to climb a tree.
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    You climb so far that you meet Zeus, and apparently you getting there means he's lost a bet. You now have the power to fly to heaven and back to earth. (Acts as Plane Shift spell like-ability 3/times a day)

    I roll to build a desktop computer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    The computer is so powerful, it can provide the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

    Roll to look through the veil between worlds.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You become omniscient.

    I roll to stab Xihirli.
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    Xihirli was actually an Aleax sent to kill you. You killed it instead. Good job stabbing Xihirli.

    I roll to have an actual friend.
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    You get more than a friend. They are a companion, a guardian, an emotional aid, and a good form of pest control.

    +1 schnauzer

    I roll to try and resolve my feelings of insignificance.
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    You are now worshipped as a god. Have fun with that.

    I roll to brew a soda.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    Some investors found it to be the best soda ever, and you now rule the world as the Soda King.


    Roll to be inspired.
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