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    GreenSorcererElf

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    You think up a solution to all the world's problems.

    Roll to understand animals.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You fundamentally understand them on every level.

    I roll to find something.
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    You find the entire room you're in. Unfortunately, this doesn't help you find the actual item.

    Roll to paint a portrait.

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    You somehow paint the exact likeness of every living creature in one divine form. It resembles absolutely everyone perfectly, and is thus unrecognizable.

    I roll to die, cold and alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LastCenturion View Post
    You somehow paint the exact likeness of every living creature in one divine form. It resembles absolutely everyone perfectly, and is thus unrecognizable.

    I roll to die, cold and alone.
    You survive just long enough to wonder A) how the heck you got on Pluto and B) how you know you're on Pluto.

    I roll to seduce the prettiest girl.
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    You survive just long enough to wonder A) how the heck you got on Pluto and B) how you know you're on Pluto.

    I roll to seduce the prettiest girl.
    You get all the girls.

    I roll to get one of those girls.
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    Please do not lick members of the committee, thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masema View Post
    You get all the girls.

    I roll to get one of those girls.
    You get the second prettiest girl and her two sisters. The three of them are identical triplets. Have fun with that.

    I roll to destroy Canada.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    You get the second prettiest girl and her two sisters. The three of them are identical triplets. Have fun with that.

    I roll to destroy Canada.
    You destroy the entire continent of North America, thus also eliminating the United States. Thanks.

    I roll to have the other people in my PbP game post while I'm awake.
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    Your game actually advances at a rate of 10 posts per person plus the GM per day, equaling your game actually advance by a lot during a single day.

    I roll to repair my bicycle... Again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yael View Post
    Your game actually advances at a rate of 10 posts per person plus the GM per day, equaling your game actually advance by a lot during a single day.

    I roll to repair my bicycle... Again.
    You somehow install a rocket to the back. Now it reaches 150 on a bad day.

    I roll to save Will.
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    Please do not lick members of the committee, thank you.

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    Everyone in the world named Will who is in a dangerous predicament is somehow saved from it by your mere existence.

    I roll to get a bank loan.

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    You now own the bank.

    I roll to sneak aboard a pirate ship.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You now have perfect nonimpression to pirates.

    I roll to lose some weight.
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    You are now weightless.


    Roll to bake cookies!
    "Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' em. Includin' that worst an' tha best. Ev'ry single one counts. All tha way ta tha end."

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    Alas, your cookies have started a grandma apocalypse.

    I roll to detonate a few barrels of gunpowder.

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    Well great, you just nuked Africa. Nice job.

    I roll to dance the night away.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    GnomeWizardGuy

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    As if enchanted by some magics, you and the scarecrow spend an entire 12 hours dancing and dancing without a care I. The world. You hear the clock on the clock tower in clock town and realize it is 6am of the next day. Yet you are neither hungry nor tired.

    I roll to find the outcome of my divorce.

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    'Tis better than you hoped, by alot.


    Roll for good luck on my final in less than two hours.
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    Your finals are returned. You got... a thousand percent!? Well done!

    I roll to eat a bagel.
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    You managed to do it without leaving any crumbs on the table! Yay! (why should a roll of 20 result into something epic every time?)

    I roll for hug.
    Got bitten by a human once. Ever since, been turning into one during daytime. It's exhausting.

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    You hug the world and everything is fine.

    I roll to breed pea plants.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    You now have an infamous Zombie defense system.

    I roll to build an unusual Zombie defense system.

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    GreenSorcererElf

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    An incomprehensible system of magical defenses annihilates every form of undead that approaches your house/castle/lair/whatever.

    Roll to teach the parrot fluent common.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    The parrot is now capable of not only perfectly communicating by any and all languages, it is also capable of truly understanding the essence of all things. It ascends to become the god of communication.


    Roll to write an epic novel.
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    English is actually a very precise language in a lot of ways, and American English in particular has a habit of following other languages down back alleys, clubbing them over the head, and rifling through their lexicons that I think is very healthy for its evolution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Iron_Lord View Post
    Roll to write an epic novel.
    You take a chance with a niche target demographic, and your magnum opus not only outshines every bestseller, but invokes a pop cultural mania in favor of your audience. All sorts of celebrities form book clubs just to discuss your one masterpiece, even diplomats from foreign nations.

    Roll to negotiate what variety of pizza the diplomats should order--it's notorious that nobody can agree on pizza toppings.

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    you suggest the perfect pizza combination that no group could ever turn down, your suggestion is now a staple option for every pizza place on the planet


    I roll to rescue Bruce Wayne's parents
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    They both live and also become Batman. Now there are three batmans (batmen?) and Gotham is safe forever.

    Roll to beat Tomb of Horrors with a level 1 commoner that is both blind and deaf.
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    You wander in, terrified, but because you're blind you immediately trip and roll down a series of stairs, bump into some things, and while trying to stand up accidentally grab something and spin it around. You hear a slight pinging sound, and level up a hundred and fifty times, incidentally solving your blindness and deafness with one of your zillions of epic feats. Looking around, you see a dead demilich, a series of smashed doors leading through the tomb, an adoring crowd, the Archbishop of Canterbury in coronation robes, and your One True Love on one knee proposing.

    I roll to decide on a major.
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    Or in Valdarno, to descry new lands,
    Rivers or mountains in her spotty globe."

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    While you deliberate, Yale and Harvard both send you scholarships, begging for you to learn from them.

    Incidentally, you still aren't sure what to major in, but you've got a heck of a lot of options now.





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    Bedecked in shimmering silk
    The goddess of naked lust
    She has really nice boobies.



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