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    I seem to have been stabbed.

    I roll to smite the lich.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    You smite him so hard that he turns into a thin powder. A knee-height furry blue humanoid comes along and comments something about a 'sand lich' and proceeds to consume the powder.

    I roll Knowledge against a dragon.
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    @(person) I found my wife
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    @Gizmo Gears Stop ****ing lovecraft.

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    o.o that isn't lovecraft

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    You forgot to select a topic, so for a brief instant you know the exact position and velocity of every atom in creation. Congrats, you are now omniscient.

    I roll to program a video game.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You invent SR, or Substitution Reality. Rather than broadcasting information through a screen, SR sends sensory input directly to the brain, and intercepts your signals for motor function. This allows for perfect lifelike senses and motion in-game. In addition, the graphics and physics engine are revolutionary. I want this game system and the game you made for it.

    I roll to hack the CIA's most vital computers.
    INTP-A.
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    BarbarianGuy

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    FINE RUN YOUR OWN GAME!! You are now the GM


    I roll to get a good nights sleep
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    You are now unquestionably a previous director of the CIA enjoy the huge pension


    After waking up you find you never get tired again but can still sleep peacefully whenever you want to

    I roll to not throw away my shot.

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    You start a nation, and then live a long and (mostly) happy life. Besides a duel when you were 47, your life is almost never threatened.

    I roll to hit.
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    "Everyone starts off making garbage.
    If you finally make something halfway
    decent, it'll be the best day of your life."
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    Ever seen One Punch Man? It's like that.

    I roll to fix the broken mirror on my car
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Your mirror is fixed. Also, your car is now self-driving. Also, it somehow no longer requires fuel.

    I roll to storm the castle.
    This space was empty, but now it's not.

    All hail the OWLBEAR, greatest of creatures.

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    DruidGuy

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    All the characters from heroes of the storm come and help you crush the resistance in the castle

    I roll to surf down a magma flow on my shield of heat immunity

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    BarbarianGuy

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    Not only do you successfully surf down, but the path that you took solidified into rock for someone to be able to follow you


    I roll to beat the dark souls trilogy
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    You don't die once. Nobody believes you.

    I roll to write an essay on a topic I f#@$ing hate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You write it in your sleep. You don't have any memory of actually writing or researching it, but the essay turns out perfectly.

    I roll to do a standing double backflip.
    This space was empty, but now it's not.

    All hail the OWLBEAR, greatest of creatures.

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    You do it in slow motion. You find that you are able to decrease your weight to make acrobatics easier.

    I roll a tumble check to survive falling 500' off of a headless zombie dragon.
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    as you began to fall you grabbed one of the zombie dragon's wings and ripped it off, you use it to glide slowly down towards the earth

    I roll to bargain with Dormammu
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

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    You are now allies with both him and doctor strange

    I roll to get my stupid little brother to shut up

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    You succeed in not only getting your brother to shut up, but mine as well. Thank you.

    I roll to do a coin trick and make an entire bank vault vanish, dime by dime.
    This space was empty, but now it's not.

    All hail the OWLBEAR, greatest of creatures.

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    You accidentally do the mass version of the magic trick.

    I roll to defend the throne room of the almost entirely destroyed kingdom from the infinite masses of undead.
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    Not only do they stop attacking, you force them to repair the throne room and the city!

    I roll to throw a Frisbee.
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    BarbarianGuy

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    You through the frisbee so well that it achieves orbit


    I roll to kiss my girlfriend
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

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    When you come up for air, she asks how soon you can get married and/or have 12 children.

    I roll to build a space ship
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You build a ship out of space, that sails IN space. SPAAAAAAAACE!

    I roll to breed normal-sized Eagles that can carry riders.
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    Gizmo Gears - Today at 8:32 PM
    @(person) I found my wife
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    (person) - Today at 8:33 PM
    @Gizmo Gears Stop ****ing lovecraft.

    Grub(me) - Today at 8:33 PM
    o.o that isn't lovecraft

    AdamEternal - Today at 8:34 PM
    That's Craftlove.


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    You succeed, and they have built in gyroscopes so the riders can't fall off.

    I roll to dodge the "rocks fall".
    This space was empty, but now it's not.

    All hail the OWLBEAR, greatest of creatures.

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    BarbarianGuy

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    the rocks fall on the GM and he dies



    I roll to cast grease
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    HAVE FUN

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    The universe slips.

    I roll to roll a die.
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    Natural-20-ception.

    I roll to quickly find research info so I can finish my dang paper!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

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    You find a finished version of the paper. In your own handwriting. Posted by a future you. Taken from...you. Where did it come from???

    I roll to cast magic missile on a tarrasque.
    This space was empty, but now it's not.

    All hail the OWLBEAR, greatest of creatures.

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    BarbarianGuy

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    it hits, even though the tarrasque was in another plane



    I roll to stay focused at work
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

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    The All Night's Mask appears before you, gaining its effect to prevent sleep.
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    I roll to botch my roll.
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    You botch your roll.
    "Which one?"
    Yes.



    I roll to rock.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

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