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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    You blow out everyone's eardrums at your concert. No wait, it's actually so awesome that their heads explode.

    I go fishing.
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    you catch every fish, the ocean is now void of life.


    I roll to tank it like a boss
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

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    Quote Originally Posted by braveheart View Post
    you catch every fish, the ocean is now void of life.


    I roll to tank it like a boss
    You tank it better then a person named tank in a tank top in a military tank inside of a water tank inside of an oil tanker

    Roll for a random encounter
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    Interesting that it wasn't written in Draconic. Are Kobolds keeping their deviant pleasures secret from their dragon masters now? It's the beginning of the revolution and it's starting in the bedroom nest!

    This forum has century gothic as a font. That's pretty cool

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    A group of servants pledge their undying loyalty to you. And the key to a forgotten but luxurious castle is bequeathed to you.

    I roll to find true love.
    thanks for linkele for my avatar

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    "Hi, I'm Aphrodite. What's your name?"

    I roll to build a harem.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
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    You find a large number of people of the opposite sex willing to join your harem, and one of them already owns the property where you can all live together. You now need to hold auditions to find the most attractive... and there's the thing that one person can do with their tongue that's just mmmmhmmm.



    I roll to build a timed explosive that will destroy this spaceship's hull so we can board.

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    The explosive also kills half the guards without destroying anything you wanted intact.

    I roll to come up with a plan in my Werewolf game.

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    You come up with the perfect plan. That you can use for every werewolf game you enter. And no one including me discovers it.

    I roll to commit seppuku
    thanks for linkele for my avatar

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    Just as you commit seppuku, your sworn enemy, a truly evil dude, has snuck up behind you in order to stab you in the back. But you stab first, and your long blade pierces through him, too! Your seppuku is so succesful, you've defeated a true villain by taking your own life. For a long time, people will tell this tale to honor you. Honor on your family, honor on your cow. Just honor all around.

    I roll to feed the ducks in the park.

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    Somehow, you now have a personal army of duck stormtroopers (seriously, what the heck were you feeding them?) loyal to you to the death.

    I roll to gain superpowers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

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    You gain the US, Russia, Great Britain, France, Luxembourg, Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, Babylon, various assorted fantasy superpowers, and pretty much any other real or fictional, modern or historical, superpower you can think of. Oh, and you can also fly, teleport, sing, and shoot laser beams from your eyes.

    I roll to relieve intestinal pressure.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

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    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    You relieve it so well, you never have any intestinal discomfort ever again.

    I roll to come back from the dead.
    Tomorrow is the future, but time isn't real.

    Heads up: I don't care what pronouns you use for me as long it's not 'it'.

    Who reads signatures anyway?

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    You botch your roll.
    "Which one?"
    Yes.

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    You come back to life and gain the powers of death including being able to kill anyone you want raising the dead and being immortal. you can kill yourself however.

    I roll a knowledge war check on a nearby shrub.

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    Daemon

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    You discover the sacred rituals of an ancient Knightly Order, who use neatly-shaped shrubberies as cover while the cast their disturbing spells.

    I roll to silence the above Knights.

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    You discover all natural toxins and anti medicinal functions of all related fauna. Just a little splicing of genetics and you can weaponise most plants with a wide variety of optional results. Triggers, neutralising and cultivation are now easy to manipulate.

    I roll to design and develop new technology.
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    You develop a maximum-efficiency device that designs and develops new technology every minute.

    I roll to make a website.
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    Wow, i can’t believe it, WotC actually made the rules compatible for a situation in which an ape demon is leaping into the air to knock a vampire out of a Poylmorphed T-rex’s jaws who is flying 120 feet above the ground.
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    You created a website so popular and expensive that it everything not on it is considered countless and you make millions of dollars through donatiins to the site.

    I roll to have a bad day.

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    You have the absolute worst day possible.

    I roll to kill Byron Hall.
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    As you go for the shot your arm is knocked to the side. However the bullet richochets of 7 different nearby objects, including both a trash can and a cup (don't ask how, you don't want to know, trust me)and kills him, and leaves no trace that you did it.

    I roll to sneak out of the house without waking up anyone crashing here from last night.
    Homebrew: If it is mine feel free to PEACH and/or use it.

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    You kill them in their sleep. Now they'll never wake again!

    =]

    ......... *tilts head* what?




    I roll to find love.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    "Hi, I'm Venus. What's your name?"




    I roll FOR SCIENCE!!
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    I suddenly feel that my character is not as optimized as it could be...

    Oh well, it should still be fun.

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    You are the first Artificer ever documented in your campaign world. Which is going to be interesting, because you're playing a Hollow World campaign.

    I roll for initiative.
    Nod. Get Treat.

    Necrobard courtesy of linklele! Endless cookies!

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    Everything is over before anyone else gets a turn.

    I roll to make some origami.
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    Weird dreams.

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    You get 3 wishes. Lord almighty I hope someone gets that...

    You roll to stake a vampire.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

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    Griffon

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    You get a steak. You think that you worded your roll poorly, but magic emanates from the steak and kills the vampire. Now you may eat the steak. It is delicious.

    I roll to get my cat to accept its leash.

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    So, your walking down the street with your pet tiger on a chain.



    I roll to ask out a really cute girl.

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    Turns out she is interested in you, too, but wasto shy to say anything. You are a cute couple and will live a happy life. People are a bit jealous, but nothing dramatic.

    I roll for WORLD DOMINATION!

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    Well, you've conquered the world, and now sit in a mansion with everything you could ever want available, but... there'll be no more conquests... So, what now?

    I roll to get motivation to finish a character.
    Homebrew: If it is mine feel free to PEACH and/or use it.

    Renegade Hippie DM in the Playground

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    I'm back! Seems it was a bit early to say I had escaped the hospital, then got caught up with RL stuff... I'm back now though.

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    You are the trillionth customer at a popular chain of stores. You win a fabulous prize, and, now being independently wealthy, are able to dedicate your life to role-playing. You also hire a Harvard drama graduate student to give you pointers on character creation.

    I role to play a jig.
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    I respect Tarquin for his clear cut agenda

    There would be no fooling around with foot rubbing while he was round
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    You play such a beautiful jig that all other musical geniuses like Mozart are forgotten and you are now studied as a musical savant.

    I roll to give a dragon a papercut.
    Omnissiah grant me the strength to change what I can,
    the patience to accept what I cannot,
    and CHAINFISTS FOR HANDS. Amen.
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    when an imperial knight says it wants to stick you in a large arena in which to fight to the death, you can't exactly say no.
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