Star Wars Theory : Snoke is Snoke

[Keltest]

Because Snoke being Darth Plageous would make sense and also make Nu Wars somewhat interesting.

Star Wars has always been about highly improbable coincidences of people running into each other in a huge galaxy. This would have been an opportunity to continue this tradition.

But... isn't Plagueis dead?

[An Enemy Spy]

But... isn't Plagueis dead?

Of course not. Darth Plagueis was Han Solo, secretly guiding Luke to take revenge on the apprentice who betrayed him. With Palpatine dead, he set about trying to revive the Sith, using his dark power to manipulate his son into destroying Luke's new Jedi Order and grooming him to become his successor. Kylo Ren's final test was to "kill" his father, and fall completely to the Dark Side. Remember, Plagueis knows the secret to cheating death, so his apparent end is anything but. Once Kylo Ren has overthrown Snoke, Plagueis will be able to pull his strings from behind the scenes, essentially becoming the shadow lord of the galaxy.

[danzibr]

I have a student who's obsessed with Star Wars, refuses to admit Darth Maul came back as an android. I keep joking with him Han Solo is coming back.

[Callos_DeTerran]

I have a student who's obsessed with Star Wars, refuses to admit Darth Maul came back as an android. I keep joking with him Han Solo is coming back.

Well of course he's arguing with you about that foolishness!

Darth Maul came back as a cyborg, not an android.

[danzibr]

Well of course he's arguing with you about that foolishness!

Darth Maul came back as a cyborg, not an android.

Haha, right. My bad :P

[JoshL]

Snoke was the name of his sled.

[Callos_DeTerran]

Haha, right. My bad :P

Apology accepted, you should apologize to that student with all due haste!

[-D-]

My pet theory: Snoke is hologram of Snoke. Snoke in real life is Emperor sized.

[Quild]

Well because we have a mysterious Sith Lord show up out of no where when the only Sith Lord we haven't seen get murdered was Plaguis who we were told was dead by a guy who spent 50% of his screen time peddling bullcrap.

I always assumed that what wasn't told in Sidious' story was that he was himself the apprentice who killed the master.

I guess Plagueis could have survived somehow thanks to his researches, but Sidious was probably unaware of that.
I like those characters who just can't stay dead in a manga because they have reached immortality (Desty Nova from Gunnm and Orochimaru from Naruto in particular).

My pet theory: Snoke is hologram of Snoke. Snoke in real life is Emperor sized.

Wasn't this shown at the end of the movie? The hologram part at least.

[danzibr]

Apology accepted, you should apologize to that student with all due haste!

I think I used the right word in class. In fact, I think I referred to Darth Maul as a "spider cyborg."

[Starbuck_II]

Because Snoke being Darth Plageous would make sense and also make Nu Wars somewhat interesting.

Star Wars has always been about highly improbable coincidences of people running into each other in a huge galaxy. This would have been an opportunity to continue this tradition.

Darth Plageous was 3 ewoks in a cape the whole time. You can't really kill him because another trio of ewoks can become him. After last "death" they decided to lay low so to speak.

Snoke is also 3 ewoks in cape that is why there is a similarity. If you watch the ewok movies you can see that ewoks can use the force: though they call it magic.

[Dienekes]

Darth Plageous was 3 ewoks in a cape the whole time. You can't really kill him because another trio of ewoks can become him. After last "death" they decided to lay low so to speak.

Snoke is also 3 ewoks in cape that is why there is a similarity. If you watch the ewok movies you can see that ewoks can use the force: though they call it magic.

This is either true or the perfect lie. The only way to disprove you would be to watch the Ewok movies. A fate so terrible no man of right mind has tried.

[JoshL]

Hey, I LIKE the Ewok movies! And if you want a good crackpot theory, the ship they leave Endor in at the end of the second looks VERY similar to the ship Rey sees in her flashback...

[Anonymouswizard]

Hey, I LIKE the Ewok movies! And if you want a good crackpot theory, the ship they leave Endor in at the end of the second looks VERY similar to the ship Rey sees in her flashback...

But that would mean... *gasp*

Rey is an Ewok on stilts!

[An Enemy Spy]

Darth Plageous was 3 ewoks in a cape the whole time. You can't really kill him because another trio of ewoks can become him. After last "death" they decided to lay low so to speak.

Snoke is also 3 ewoks in cape that is why there is a similarity. If you watch the ewok movies you can see that ewoks can use the force: though they call it magic.

That's just plain wrong. Snoke is 4 ewoks in a cape. That's why he's so tall.

[danzibr]

Anyone read that Rey-is-a-wookie-and-her-real-name-is-Reybacca theory?

[Dragonexx]

[-D-]

Wasn't this shown at the end of the movie? The hologram part at least.

Yes. We're (or at least I am) coming up with theories that boil down to a tautology that Snoke is Snoke.

I.e. theories that have no informational value.

[ryuplaneswalker]

Well, that's your opinion.

Hey man, it is not my fault that the first thing the Sith Inquisitor headmaster guy does is murder a guy who was late to class. that ultimately pushed me over the edge of "The Sith and the Jedi are both idiots"

I actually like this idea. Or rather that Snoke does legitimately know a lot about the force, but isn't a force user himself and keeps Ren around so he has some force power.

I was honestly hoping in The force awakens Kylo would be a sort of Punk Rock Force user who learned how to use the force with the Star Wars equivalent of Message Boards or Reddit and was only looking for Luke cause he wanted to "Fight the baddest mofo there is" and thinks of both Jedi and Sith as useless old foggies.

[NovenFromTheSun]

But if Snoke is Snoke...*gasp* then who's Snoke!?

[An Enemy Spy]

But if Snoke is Snoke...*gasp* then who's Snoke!?

It's you. You are Snoke.

[-D-]

But if Snoke is Snoke...*gasp* then who's Snoke!?

If all is one, one is Snoke. Then Snoke is also all, and also you.

[ben-zayb]

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I find that post's lack of Snoke disturbing

[Keltest]

But if Snoke is Snoke...*gasp* then who's Snoke!?

We are all Kosh Snoke.

[Starbuck_II]

Wait, doesn't that mean Snoke is Spartacus?

[JoshL]

I'm Snoke and so is my wife

[NovenFromTheSun]

It's you. You are Snoke.

So you found me out? Ren, take care of this nuisance.