[DBitP Sidequests] Do Equestrian Dragons Have Balls?

[Lord Raziere]

23 and Celestia's Lets of Watch of MLP:
As the episode plays, 23 would comment in between dialogue:

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"Our protagonist ladies and gents: Twilight "Introverted Library Of OCD and Neuroses" Sparkle. Behold as despite being a magical book studying genius who has read every book ever, completely fail to take your hint and somehow not know that the Elements of Harmony need friendship to work. One would think that she would've read and remembered an important detail in a book somewhere. I make fun, but she is honestly a refreshing protagonist from most other shows, as many fictional heroes in my time well....were honestly male idiots who did everything recklessly, so she was a nice thing to see, especially since she was never perfect despite her intelligence.

Next we have.....Pinkie "Theoretical Pony-Majin Hybrid" Pie. Honestly only ever found her annoying myself. 22 likes her, but I never understood why. She is real divisive because she somehow breaking all laws of physics like a looney tunes character and having the voice of a screeching seagull. That and I'm a bit introverted myself and don't get along well with people who constantly tell me to smile for no reason when I'm just having a normal expression. Don't get me wrong, she means well, but she is terrible at reading the situation, and ends up trying to force her square-shaped solutions into round holes just as much as success.

now we have Applejack the Boring. She is honest, works hard and likes apples. That is all there is to her, and she never really changes, never makes any bad decisions or does anything interesting ever. Next!

Rainbow "Equestrian Vegeta" Dash. Sure she is loyal, but man is she much closer to the usual protagonist I was talking about. Reckless, prideful, cocky, likes being awesome, and is a complete fool half the time, but also brave and determined. I probably have more in common with her than I care to admit. She is fast through, I'll give her that.

Now Rarity, she is one of my favorite characters. She is girly, yet somehow she makes it work well and it doesn't diminish how badass she is or what she has done or what she is willing to do for her friends or even people she has just met. Sure she can be a drama queen at times, but she is certainly more level-headed than Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash when she needs to be. And man, she has determination! This girl has spent countless sleepless nights making complicated beautiful dresses, it takes persistence to pull off the art she does, don't laugh, I'mf ar more powerful than her and I don't think I can do what she does.

Lastly but definitely not least, we have Fluttershy, another favorite of mine. The shyest and seemingly most timid of the ponies, she embodies kindness towards everyone she encounters, helped by her having the voice of an angel. But don't be fooled! She has an aggressive side to her. Right trigger and goes from cute and shy to UTTERLY TERRIFYING. And that only makes her ten times more awesome.

Lastly we have Spike the little Dragon. He is level-headed but has his own flaws and foibles. Unfortunately most of his episodes involve him screwing something up. and thats our heroic party of adventurers: Physics-ignoring baker, random farmer, track-running olympic athlete, fashion designer, pet shelter volunteer and all-powerful wizard. Totes balanced!"

On Masala
"I'm 12! Though I do not remember being smaller."
"....Yeah, we're not sure if Majins actually GROW or age or not. Majin Buu supposedly has been alive since time immemorial. Unchanging aside from absorbing the Kais. Supposedly the Kid Buu form became a more adult lean Super Buu form, then became the Fat Buu form after absorption. So we don't know if Masala can grow up naturally or not. But I remember Pokasuu saying that she was once a "Little Majin"? But what I've read of the Majins of Age 1000 is that they decreased in power from Majin Buu's heights and that they have to train to re-unlock that power, every split and new Majin decreasing the parents power. Masala was created directly from Buu, so she wouldn't experience a vast majority of that. The only thing I think she lacks is Buu's technique mimicry. I think the Majin Dossier of Age 1000 talked about how Majin Couples are weird combination of romance and martial rivalry to fight to get powerful enough to make a child without losing any power.

In short: Masala might not age? I'm still trying to figure this out myself."
"Aw, thats ok! If I don't, I'll just absorb a Mario Mushroom Plushie when I'm ready to grow up!"
....Of course she will. Why not?

[Hawkflight]

23 and Celestia's Lets of Watch of MLP:

As the episode plays, 23 would comment in between dialogue:

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"Our protagonist ladies and gents: Twilight "Introverted Library Of OCD and Neuroses" Sparkle. Behold as despite being a magical book studying genius who has read every book ever, completely fail to take your hint and somehow not know that the Elements of Harmony need friendship to work. One would think that she would've read and remembered an important detail in a book somewhere. I make fun, but she is honestly a refreshing protagonist from most other shows, as many fictional heroes in my time well....were honestly male idiots who did everything recklessly, so she was a nice thing to see, especially since she was never perfect despite her intelligence.

Next we have.....Pinkie "Theoretical Pony-Majin Hybrid" Pie. Honestly only ever found her annoying myself. 22 likes her, but I never understood why. She is real divisive because she somehow breaking all laws of physics like a looney tunes character and having the voice of a screeching seagull. That and I'm a bit introverted myself and don't get along well with people who constantly tell me to smile for no reason when I'm just having a normal expression. Don't get me wrong, she means well, but she is terrible at reading the situation, and ends up trying to force her square-shaped solutions into round holes just as much as success.

Now we have Applejack the Boring. She is honest, works hard and likes apples. That is all there is to her, and she never really changes, never makes any bad decisions or does anything interesting ever. Next!

Rainbow "Equestrian Vegeta" Dash. Sure she is loyal, but man is she much closer to the usual protagonist I was talking about. Reckless, prideful, cocky, likes being awesome, and is a complete fool half the time, but also brave and determined. I probably have more in common with her than I care to admit. She is fast through, I'll give her that.

Now Rarity, she is one of my favorite characters. She is girly, yet somehow she makes it work well and it doesn't diminish how badass she is or what she has done or what she is willing to do for her friends or even people she has just met. Sure she can be a drama queen at times, but she is certainly more level-headed than Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash when she needs to be. And man, she has determination! This girl has spent countless sleepless nights making complicated beautiful dresses, it takes persistence to pull off the art she does, don't laugh, I'mf ar more powerful than her and I don't think I can do what she does.

Lastly but definitely not least, we have Fluttershy, another favorite of mine. The shyest and seemingly most timid of the ponies, she embodies kindness towards everyone she encounters, helped by her having the voice of an angel. But don't be fooled! She has an aggressive side to her. Right trigger and goes from cute and shy to UTTERLY TERRIFYING. And that only makes her ten times more awesome.

Lastly we have Spike the little Dragon. He is level-headed but has his own flaws and foibles. Unfortunately most of his episodes involve him screwing something up. and thats our heroic party of adventurers: Physics-ignoring baker, random farmer, track-running olympic athlete, fashion designer, pet shelter volunteer and all-powerful wizard. Totes balanced!"

To 23, MLP was a really good cartoon. However, to Princess Celestia, it was something far more -- it was a vision of the future, far further than even she could see on her own. As the mane six were introduced, Princess Celestia commented back on them.

"The Sparkle family?" she remarked. "That is little surprise to me, their lineage have always had incredible magical potential. Although I do wonder where the dragon came from. Dragons do not typically integrate into pony society.

"The ... Pie family?" Celestia looked at the screen with confusion. "That is ... very surprising. They have always been hard-working, dependable ponies, but I could never see them siring an element of harmony. Although you are correct, they have always had some rather ... odd powers that even I cannot explain.

"Ah, the Apples. Another hard-working, dependable family. I presume they sire the Element of Loyalty?

"Ah, so the Dash family does have the potential to sire an element after all. I admit, I was rather uncertain about them, but it is good to know my faith is not misplaced.

"Rarity ... what is her lineage? I cannot tell yet, is she from Canterlot?

"Ah, the Shy family. I was hoping one of them would become the Element of Kindness, it suits them so well."

As the episode ended, she tried to keep her composure as Nightmare Moon appeared. Her relaxed demeanor disappeared as a flood of emotions came rushing back. She kept a stoic face, however, calmly asking 23 to please start the next episode.

On Masala:
"I'm 12! Though I do not remember being smaller."
"....Yeah, we're not sure if Majins actually GROW or age or not. Majin Buu supposedly has been alive since time immemorial. Unchanging aside from absorbing the Kais. Supposedly the Kid Buu form became a more adult lean Super Buu form, then became the Fat Buu form after absorption. So we don't know if Masala can grow up naturally or not. But I remember Pokasuu saying that she was once a "Little Majin"? But what I've read of the Majins of Age 1000 is that they decreased in power from Majin Buu's heights and that they have to train to re-unlock that power, every split and new Majin decreasing the parents power. Masala was created directly from Buu, so she wouldn't experience a vast majority of that. The only thing I think she lacks is Buu's technique mimicry. I think the Majin Dossier of Age 1000 talked about how Majin Couples are weird combination of romance and martial rivalry to fight to get powerful enough to make a child without losing any power.

In short: Masala might not age? I'm still trying to figure this out myself."
"Aw, thats ok! If I don't, I'll just absorb a Mario Mushroom Plushie when I'm ready to grow up!"
....Of course she will. Why not?

Starlight glanced over at Masala in surprise, having not seen her there before.

"Oh! Hi, Masala!" she said. "Actually, could you do me a favor please? I left my book on Talsaigan wildlife in my room. Would you be a dear and grab it for me?" While she did want the book, however, this was mainly an excuse to get the majin out of the room so she could ask 22 about her without her overhearing.

If Masala leaves the room:

Starlight turned back to 22. "22 ... you and 23 are her mothers, and you know I will respect your decision, whatever it may be. But ... are you certain that this is right? After yesterday ... after our confrontation with Lokote ... it got me wondering. What we will have to do, the threats we will have to face ... is it right to keep her with us? Shouldn't she be somewhere where she can have a normal childhood, with friends her own age? We comment on how Goku's parenting skills debased his character, but ... is this honestly any better?"

[Lord Raziere]

Talsaiga
She puts on the next episode

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"Actually no. Applejack is the Element of Honesty. Rainbow Dash is the Element of Loyalty. Which is odd, because Applejack for some reason never has problems about being too blunt, that problem more often happens to Pinkie or Dash. As for Spike, thats a thing you made Twilight do to some egg as a test. As for Rarity,
she was actually born in Ponyville. She's of common birth, and taught herself to be high-class and elegant to the point where was successfully made friends and became popular in Canterlot, and her family is real tacky, so she did it all herself, combined with her successful boutique, and she is pretty much a self-made mare, everything she has,
she has earned, Rarity's the Element of Generosity to.

Pinkie is Laughter, Fluttershy as you guessed is Kindness and Twilight is Magic and/or Friendship.

An interesting note: by human virtues, Kindness, Generosity and Laughter all fall under the Green Heart of Kindness, while Honesty and Loyalty fall under Integrity the dark Blue Heart. Which leaves Friendship not really mapping any thing else, as Perseverance, Justice, Patience, Courage and Determination don't seem to map well to any Elements of Harmony. But then again, the human virtues are more about innate qualities to one's Soul that they possess regardless of their relationships while the Elements seem to be more about things that keep society together. The Elements are fabric of the society that keep and hold it all together, but the human virtues are not that inherently good- They are all about how one human can make a difference for good or for ill. Friendship requires teamwork- but any person could theoretically draw upon the power of Determination themselves and change things one way or another

After all, its good that they can draw upon strength from without to make a better world, to heal your sister. But there are heroes out there, that are probably alone and must draw upon the strength from within to keep going to do the right thing. and that is where Determination is needed the most."

On Masala
"Right!!"
While Masala goes forth to retrieve the book in a rush, 22 says in a rare moment of sarcasm for her:
"1. Right. I'll just go find a normal human family of this time who will raise her on values that I find horrible, racist and sexist and would rather remake all of society to wipe such values out, or give her to some poor pony family who'd never be able to control her reality-warping chaos and would probably end up becoming a second Discord, or perhaps you think I should send her to some alien family under the rule of Hailing, that will go well! And then I can send her to schools that don't exist yet, where she will be the only Majin there and stand like a sore thumb while all the humans will mercilessly jeer and make fun of her as kids then make lewd jokes about goo girls as she gets older, and then when she is an adult we can use affirmative action to try and help get a job for the slime girl that acts like she has ADHD and can conjure anything she wants out of nowhere! Or oh, I know, we could send her to the only schools that actually know how to handle Majins: U7's age 1000. We'll just conjure a time machine, say she is an inter-temporal transfer student and drop her off using it every morning then come pick her up hours later, I'm sure the Time Patrol will LOVE that as they arrive to put handcuffs on us and escort us to whatever prison they've constructed outside time-space. At what point do you think her life will ever be normal?

2. Goku's problem wasn't that he didn't care about his son. His problem is that he was born a Saiyan, and its a biological fact that saiyans have no natural conception of family. As in he literally thought his wife and son were just apart of his circle of friends when a family is a different form of relationship. Vegeta had a better conception of family, and only because the saiyan royal family need heirs y'know? Thats nowhere near approaching a normal family even then. Honestly we're kind of lucky Goku turned out good and friendly at all. Me and 23? Are not Saiyans. Human Biology? Not Saiyan Biology. One has more empathy, compassion and reason, the other throws all that away in exchange for a constant urge to battle for fun, getting stronger every time they nearly die, and about a dozen berserker states unlocked through various means. I think we can do better than the alien species who literally used artificial wombs to carry their child then leaves them to fend for themselves when they are born, and that is AFTER they murdered all the Tuffles and acquired advanced technology. Maybe go talk to THEM about it first?

3. Yeah, Gohan totally had a chance for a normal life- mostly because he could actually pass for human once you ripped off the tail. The tail that, if he looked up at the moon, would turn him into a rampaging baby oozaru that any normal couple would find themselves quickly dying to in seconds, so its not as if Goku and Chi-Chi could let anyone ELSE raise him! Masala is like that, except she is a Majin and therefore no saiyan tail to rip off to make sure she stays placid. She is a child that can destroy a moon at the very least, I'm not leaving that in the hands of people who wouldn't be able to block that blast and survive long enough to calm her down. What do you think I am, crazy?

4. Have you asked Masala whether she wants a normal life? Does she even know what that is? Given that she is a Majin, can we even judge her by our standards of normal? What definition of normal are we even using, given our diverse backgrounds, level of technology, level of magic, and varied cultures? Equestrian normal? Human normal?
Tuffle Normal? Arcosian Normal? Talsaigan Normal? Or should research up what a normal Majin life is like and try to replicate that for her as much as we can? Complicated questions with no simple answers.

So not only is her chance at a normal life is basically nil, its questionable whether she wants a normal life,
or if trying to live one would be beneficial to her or anyone around her. Me and 23? We gave up on "normal" the day we found ourselves 400 years in the past after nearly getting killed by Majin Buu and Android 21 after the former pretty much reduced Earth to an anarchistic wasteland. I'll just settle on giving her a happy life, the best life I can given the circumstances. Because if you haven't noticed- normality is well out of our reach. We have entered a world of planet busters and stupid martial artists, of walking talking super-weapons and snarky time travelers. So let me ask you a single, final question:

How can you possibly think that a normal childhood for Masala is anything but a pipe dream, given our current situation?"

[Hawkflight]

Talsaiga

She puts on the next episode

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"Actually no. Applejack is the Element of Honesty. Rainbow Dash is the Element of Loyalty. Which is odd, because Applejack for some reason never has problems about being too blunt, that problem more often happens to Pinkie or Dash. As for Spike, thats a thing you made Twilight do to some egg as a test. As for Rarity, she was actually born in Ponyville. She's of common birth, and taught herself to be high-class and elegant to the point where was successfully made friends and became popular in Canterlot, and her family is real tacky, so she did it all herself, combined with her successful boutique, and she is pretty much a self-made mare, everything she has, she has earned, Rarity's the Element of Generosity to.

Pinkie is Laughter, Fluttershy as you guessed is Kindness and Twilight is Magic and/or Friendship.

An interesting note: by human virtues, Kindness, Generosity and Laughter all fall under the Green Heart of Kindness, while Honesty and Loyalty fall under Integrity the dark Blue Heart. Which leaves Friendship not really mapping any thing else, as Perseverance, Justice, Patience, Courage and Determination don't seem to map well to any Elements of Harmony. But then again, the human virtues are more about innate qualities to one's Soul that they possess regardless of their relationships while the Elements seem to be more about things that keep society together. The Elements are fabric of the society that keep and hold it all together, but the human virtues are not that inherently good- They are all about how one human can make a difference for good or for ill. Friendship requires teamwork- but any person could theoretically draw upon the power of Determination themselves and change things one way or another

After all, its good that they can draw upon strength from without to make a better world, to heal your sister. But there are heroes out there, that are probably alone and must draw upon the strength from within to keep going to do the right thing. and that is where Determination is needed the most."

Princess Celestia nodded, listening silently to 23 as the episode progressed. Some scenes brought out a smile or a chuckle, like Pinkie Pie's singing, but towards the end, the scenes with Nightmare Moon and Luna, she grew somber. After the tearful reunion between the Celestia on teh screen and her now-then-freed sister, she stood up and walked over to the window, taking a shaky breath.

Please ... please pause the video," she said, staring out the window.

On Masala

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"Right!!"

While Masala goes forth to retrieve the book in a rush, 22 says in a rare moment of sarcasm for her:

"1. Right. I'll just go find a normal human family of this time who will raise her on values that I find horrible, racist and sexist and would rather remake all of society to wipe such values out, or give her to some poor pony family who'd never be able to control her reality-warping chaos and would probably end up becoming a second Discord, or perhaps you think I should send her to some alien family under the rule of Hailing, that will go well! And then I can send her to schools that don't exist yet, where she will be the only Majin there and stand like a sore thumb while all the humans will mercilessly jeer and make fun of her as kids then make lewd jokes about goo girls as she gets older, and then when she is an adult we can use affirmative action to try and help get a job for the slime girl that acts like she has ADHD and can conjure anything she wants out of nowhere! Or oh, I know, we could send her to the only schools that actually know how to handle Majins: U7's age 1000. We'll just conjure a time machine, say she is an inter-temporal transfer student and drop her off using it every morning then come pick her up hours later, I'm sure the Time Patrol will LOVE that as they arrive to put handcuffs on us and escort us to whatever prison they've constructed outside time-space. At what point do you think her life will ever be normal?

2. Goku's problem wasn't that he didn't care about his son. His problem is that he was born a Saiyan, and its a biological fact that saiyans have no natural conception of family. As in he literally thought his wife and son were just apart of his circle of friends when a family is a different form of relationship. Vegeta had a better conception of family, and only because the saiyan royal family need heirs y'know? Thats nowhere near approaching a normal family even then. Honestly we're kind of lucky Goku turned out good and friendly at all. Me and 23? Are not Saiyans. Human Biology? Not Saiyan Biology. One has more empathy, compassion and reason, the other throws all that away in exchange for a constant urge to battle for fun, getting stronger every time they nearly die, and about a dozen berserker states unlocked through various means. I think we can do better than the alien species who literally used artificial wombs to carry their child then leaves them to fend for themselves when they are born, and that is AFTER they murdered all the Tuffles and acquired advanced technology. Maybe go talk to THEM about it first?

3. Yeah, Gohan totally had a chance for a normal life- mostly because he could actually pass for human once you ripped off the tail. The tail that, if he looked up at the moon, would turn him into a rampaging baby oozaru that any normal couple would find themselves quickly dying to in seconds, so its not as if Goku and Chi-Chi could let anyone ELSE raise him! Masala is like that, except she is a Majin and therefore no saiyan tail to rip off to make sure she stays placid. She is a child that can destroy a moon at the very least, I'm not leaving that in the hands of people who wouldn't be able to block that blast and survive long enough to calm her down. What do you think I am, crazy?

4. Have you asked Masala whether she wants a normal life? Does she even know what that is? Given that she is a Majin, can we even judge her by our standards of normal? What definition of normal are we even using, given our diverse backgrounds, level of technology, level of magic, and varied cultures? Equestrian normal? Human normal? Tuffle Normal? Arcosian Normal? Talsaigan Normal? Or should research up what a normal Majin life is like and try to replicate that for her as much as we can? Complicated questions with no simple answers.

So not only is her chance at a normal life is basically nil, its questionable whether she wants a normal life, or if trying to live one would be beneficial to her or anyone around her. Me and 23? We gave up on "normal" the day we found ourselves 400 years in the past after nearly getting killed by Majin Buu and Android 21 after the former pretty much reduced Earth to an anarchistic wasteland. I'll just settle on giving her a happy life, the best life I can given the circumstances. Because if you haven't noticed- normality is well out of our reach. We have entered a world of planet busters and stupid martial artists, of walking talking super-weapons and snarky time travelers. So let me ask you a single, final question:

How can you possibly think that a normal childhood for Masala is anything but a pipe dream, given our current situation?"

As 22 spoke, Starlight herself grew more and more distressed. As 22 asked the final question, she blinked back tears.

"I ... I didn't mean ... I just thought...." she sniffled. Closing her eyes tightly, the pony turned around and ran away, not even looking where she was going.

[Lord Raziere]

23 and Celestia
Android 23 pauses the DvD. She is silent, not sure what to say. All she knew Luna as was one of those dark horse popularity characters that got all the fan fiction written about her and some cool episodes. Celestia knew as far far more. She just waits for Celestia to continue, not wanting to disturb this.

22, Starlight and Masala
"Wait! I didn't mean personally I was just.....pointing how ridiculous the idea.....was..........in a sarcastic rant......To one of the more sensitive members of the team........darn..."
22 deflates at this.

While Starlight is running she bumps into Masala carrying her book.
"Fear not Auntie Starlight! I have acquired the book! Yet another job well done! Say, are you crying!? Did a supervillain do this to you!?"
She suddenly puts on her superhero costume.
"Just tell me where that dastardly being is! I, Super-Majin Masala will foil their evil plan to make you sad!"
She poses triumphantly in front of her, unaware of what has transpired.

[Hawkflight]

23 and Celestia
Android 23 pauses the DvD. She is silent, not sure what to say. All she knew Luna as was one of those dark horse popularity characters that got all the fan fiction written about her and some cool episodes. Celestia knew as far far more. She just waits for Celestia to continue, not wanting to disturb this.

Princess Celestia stared silently out the window for a long time, the shadows cutting deeper as the sun began to set, before finally glancing back at 23.

"23, may I ask you a personal question?" she asked quietly. Gone was the facade of a stoic ruler, replaced by something oddly ... vulnerable. "....Who was Android 21?"

22, Starlight and Masala
"Wait! I didn't mean personally I was just.....pointing how ridiculous the idea.....was..........in a sarcastic rant......To one of the more sensitive members of the team........darn..."
22 deflates at this.

While Starlight is running she bumps into Masala carrying her book.
"Fear not Auntie Starlight! I have acquired the book! Yet another job well done! Say, are you crying!? Did a supervillain do this to you!?"
She suddenly puts on her superhero costume.
"Just tell me where that dastardly being is! I, Super-Majin Masala will foil their evil plan to make you sad!"
She poses triumphantly in front of her, unaware of what has transpired.

The second Starlight saw Masala, she immediately fled down the hall, only able to think of how she was failing the child, failing Trombone Jr., the Androids, and everyone else. But as she ran, in a brief flash of sanity, she realized she'd forgotten the book. She didn't want Masala to think anything was wrong. Then what the majin called her struck her -- 'Auntie Starlight'. Suddenly she wondered, was this what how her parents had felt? Slowing down, she realized she'd turned around and was walking back towards Masala.

"Ah, sorry. I'm fine, I just ... ate a really hot pepper," she lied through her teeth. She accepted the book, her mind still racing. Was she, herself, better off for her parents having not included her on their adventures? She'd grown up among her peers with friends and an education and a stable life, but ... what if she hadn't. Tilting her head in thought, she asked the majin, "....Hey, Masala? Can I ask you something?"

[Lord Raziere]

23 and Celestia
Android 23 is silent at this for a moment, wondering what answer would suffice then says
"....I cannot answer that fully. He didn't talk about his past, and he never opened up to anyone.
But I'll do what I can give you an idea....
She ejects the DvD that was currently in there, conjures a different one, with only static and the world "21" as a picture on it, then put it in:

Spoiler: Glimpse of Android 21

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21's Theme

"Hey, 21."
"the hell you want, dyke?"
"Excuse me?"
"I've seen you and the hippie girl snogging while Gero's not looking. Don't think I don't notice you two lesbos at it. Whats wrong with you, Gero turn you off from men?"
23 takes a deep breath.
"....we're just attracted to each other, thats all. We need any form of strength to survive this anyways."
"Heh, thats not strength, noob. The only strength you get in this world is from your mad skillz. Lol. And I'm leet! Unlike you. Life is a game, and I'm going to pwn Gero then pwn every fighter I see cause I'm that leet. And the only you get leet? You hate the noobs on the other side. You pwn them so hard they never oppose you ever again, you pwn them while they're trying to speak, cause all they say are lies to pwn you, and then you emerge winning cause your LEET and killed all the noobs on the other side! Thats the way the world is!"
".....Right. I'm just going stand over here to guard things and not speak to you."

Another conversation:
"So, we're in the future and things are looking apocalyptic, what you going to do, Mr. Leet?"
"Hm. I dunno, what I've always wanted to do: whatever I want, noob."
"Ah but me and 22? Combined we have a higher PL than you can kill you if you step out of line,
get me?"
".....I get you..."
"And there is supposedly this being named Majin buu going around destroying things. Thats what causing all this. So, you can either die to us now, or you can prove you can cooperate, and help us end him. Y'know like how you've always hate and killed the enemy."
"Lol. Very well. Sounds like a good fight. A good noob to pwn. Alright, I'll join with you for now."
"and no killing the innocent."
"Heh, well somebody has be the NPC's yeah? Be if any shoot at me, I'll kill them. Like Master Chief. Ratatatatatata! Another one bites the dust."
".......Whatever."
Master chief was all he referenced. Master chief was his only reference ever. Well with one exception:
".....Or roundhouse kick! Like Chuck Norris. Greatest badass ever. Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris so badass, every noob who hates him dies BEFORE he roundhouse kicks them!"

23's only comment is this:
"He was....not just an idiot. He was the most ignorant, hateful idiot I ever met. He was the idiot to end all idiots. He was ignorant of everything and hateful of everyone. A raw brute whose mind and soul was misshapen and ugly. I'd go so far, as to call him the absolute worst specimen of humanity. Hate, Ignorance, and Idiocy- thats all he was, and his corruption only made him worse."

Masala, Starlight and 22
"Sure! Go ahead!"
She chirped cheerful, cape blowing in the wind heroically.

[Hawkflight]

23 and Celestia
Android 23 is silent at this for a moment, wondering what answer would suffice then says
"....I cannot answer that fully. He didn't talk about his past, and he never opened up to anyone.
But I'll do what I can give you an idea....
She ejects the DvD that was currently in there, conjures a different one, with only static and the world "21" as a picture on it, then put it in:

Spoiler: Glimpse of Android 21

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21's Theme

"Hey, 21."
"the hell you want, dyke?"
"Excuse me?"
"I've seen you and the hippie girl snogging while Gero's not looking. Don't think I don't notice you two lesbos at it. Whats wrong with you, Gero turn you off from men?"
23 takes a deep breath.
"....we're just attracted to each other, thats all. We need any form of strength to survive this anyways."
"Heh, thats not strength, noob. The only strength you get in this world is from your mad skillz. Lol. And I'm leet! Unlike you. Life is a game, and I'm going to pwn Gero then pwn every fighter I see cause I'm that leet. And the only you get leet? You hate the noobs on the other side. You pwn them so hard they never oppose you ever again, you pwn them while they're trying to speak, cause all they say are lies to pwn you, and then you emerge winning cause your LEET and killed all the noobs on the other side! Thats the way the world is!"
".....Right. I'm just going stand over here to guard things and not speak to you."

Another conversation:
"So, we're in the future and things are looking apocalyptic, what you going to do, Mr. Leet?"
"Hm. I dunno, what I've always wanted to do: whatever I want, noob."
"Ah but me and 22? Combined we have a higher PL than you can kill you if you step out of line,
get me?"
".....I get you..."
"And there is supposedly this being named Majin buu going around destroying things. Thats what causing all this. So, you can either die to us now, or you can prove you can cooperate, and help us end him. Y'know like how you've always hate and killed the enemy."
"Lol. Very well. Sounds like a good fight. A good noob to pwn. Alright, I'll join with you for now."
"and no killing the innocent."
"Heh, well somebody has be the NPC's yeah? Be if any shoot at me, I'll kill them. Like Master Chief. Ratatatatatata! Another one bites the dust."
".......Whatever."
Master chief was all he referenced. Master chief was his only reference ever. Well with one exception:
".....Or roundhouse kick! Like Chuck Norris. Greatest badass ever. Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris so badass, every noob who hates him dies BEFORE he roundhouse kicks them!"

23's only comment is this:
"He was....not just an idiot. He was the most ignorant, hateful idiot I ever met. He was the idiot to end all idiots. He was ignorant of everything and hateful of everyone. A raw brute whose mind and soul was misshapen and ugly. I'd go so far, as to call him the absolute worst specimen of humanity. Hate, Ignorance, and Idiocy- thats all he was, and his corruption only made him worse."

((BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQTWmOzNZOw))

Princess Celestia nodded thoughtfully. She was thoroughly confused by his dialect, but she understood the meaning as clear as day. "He sounded ... almost afraid," she remarked. "Like if he dropped his guard, let go of his hate for even a second, it would kill him. I can only imagine the kind of circumstances that must collaborate to form such a person, but even he is to be pitied. We must answer hate, not with hate, but with kindness. I ... did not see that, until it was too late." She glanced out the window at the moon that hung low in the sky, still visible despite the brightness of the day. "Please, promise me something 23. Promise that you will not make the same mistakes I did."

Masala, Starlight and 22
"Sure! Go ahead!"
She chirped cheerful, cape blowing in the wind heroically.

((Thanks, Papyrus. ))

Starlight considered her question carefully. She hated to admit it, but what 22 said was right. She took a deep breath. "Masala, do you ... like it here?" she asked. "I mean, it's fine and all, but wouldn't you rather be someplace where you can go to school and have friends your own age to play with?"

[Lord Raziere]

23 and Celestia
Android 23 shrugs.
"Maybe he was. I wouldn't know. Of course you'd say that even for him. Your a saint, or at least a far better person than me for doing so. I promise I won't make your same mistake. Through for 21, I don't know how he will react. If there is anything left to pity. I mean, I guess I pity the wasted opportunity he represents? Y'know for a better, more redeemable being to be in his place instead, like a demon or a vampire."
She shrugs.
"Whatever he is in a completely different timeline thats probably destroyed by now. I doubt we'll have to deal with him. What could he possibly do to us? The Time Patrol has probably already dealt with him. What could possibly go wrong?"
What could possibly go wrong indeed. What? This isn't foreshadowing anything. Why would you think that? No I'm not hiding Megalovania and Chara CD's behind me, no, nothing is going to happen at all. Nope. Totally nothing to see here. Move along.

Masala
Masala screws up her face in concentration then asks
"Whats a school?"
There is a long moment of silence.
"....oh, is it that long-ish ruin that First Mommies passed by sometimes while they were exploring to try and kill random packs of post-apocalyptic raiders? Because I heard them mention it once or twice in passing. As for people my own age.....Hm.....Well I never really found anything in common with them? They were all wearing rags and using sharpened sticks to hunt mice for food, and when I came up to them they threw rocks at me for looking like Uncle Buu, and then I roared at them how rude that was and they scattered running away from me. They didn't even have TV like my First Mommies repaired up, nor read any books, I don't think they had library ruins for homes."

[Hawkflight]

23 and Celestia
Android 23 shrugs.
"Maybe he was. I wouldn't know. Of course you'd say that even for him. Your a saint, or at least a far better person than me for doing so. I promise I won't make your same mistake. Through for 21, I don't know how he will react. If there is anything left to pity. I mean, I guess I pity the wasted opportunity he represents? Y'know for a better, more redeemable being to be in his place instead, like a demon or a vampire."
She shrugs.
"Whatever he is in a completely different timeline thats probably destroyed by now. I doubt we'll have to deal with him. What could he possibly do to us? The Time Patrol has probably already dealt with him. What could possibly go wrong?"
What could possibly go wrong indeed. What? This isn't foreshadowing anything. Why would you think that? No I'm not hiding Megalovania and Chara CD's behind me, no, nothing is going to happen at all. Nope. Totally nothing to see here. Move along.

Princess Celestia finally smiled again. "I do not know what you are implying," she remarked. "The vampire clans are some of the most lovely and sophisticated ponies I have ever met."

No way. She had to be trolling, right? Right?

Right.

Masala
Masala screws up her face in concentration then asks
"Whats a school?"
There is a long moment of silence.
"....oh, is it that long-ish ruin that First Mommies passed by sometimes while they were exploring to try and kill random packs of post-apocalyptic raiders? Because I heard them mention it once or twice in passing. As for people my own age.....Hm.....Well I never really found anything in common with them? They were all wearing rags and using sharpened sticks to hunt mice for food, and when I came up to them they threw rocks at me for looking like Uncle Buu, and then I roared at them how rude that was and they scattered running away from me. They didn't even have TV like my First Mommies repaired up, nor read any books, I don't think they had library ruins for homes."

Starlight just stared at Masala for a moment. She had not realized the future she came from was quite so bad. An idea popped into her head.

"Hmmm, Masala, if your mommies say it's okay, how would you like to visit my home in Equestria some time?" she asked. She would absolutely not go against 23's and 22's wishes, but she at least owed it to the child to show her that there is a better world out there than the bleak, post-apocalyptic wasteland she grew up with.

[Emperor Ing]

Apfel and Celestia

If I may begin, there is something about our intergalactic civilization that must be emphasized: Its scale. Apfel states. Our civilization is intergalactic. I do not speak of the Empire, but all of civilized space. Eighty-six galaxies are completely civilized,
with hundreds more being expanded upon as we speak. Within each galaxy is billions of star-systems. Many of these star-systems are inhabited, either by humble mining colonies upon a metal-rich world, or are orbited by planets teeming with life. Titanic acropolises so massive so as to be seen from orbit, jutting from the Ecumenopolis below. Megastructures such as Dyson Spheres and Shkadov Thrusters may be found.

Each world will house anywhere from millions to quadrillions of people. A species' homeworld can have quite little diversity, while other, usually post-terraformed worlds are so diverse, one cannot reasonably expect to spot a member of their own species for weeks at a time, while at the same time, encountering yet unknown species on a daily basis.

This has been this way for millions of years. Before my species had even evolved lungs, let alone the ability to make tools, and I am well aware that it will continue this way well after Incirrians are either extinct, or has evolved into a higher state of existence.

I do not say this to intimidate you, your highness, I simply want to ground your expectations in reality. I will do my best but I may not have the answers you seek.

[Lord Raziere]

23 and Celestia
".....Of course you'd figure out a way to make vampires good. I can't wait to meet them. There are vampires on Earth as well, but I'm not sure how good all of them are."
She said, it wouldn't hurt to be polite if it was true, and if it wasn't, she'd be calling Celestia's troll bluff.

Masala and Starlight
"Sounds good! I would love to see more noble steeds!"
Masala says pumping her arm upwards.

[Hawkflight]

Apfel and Celestia

Spoiler

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If I may begin, there is something about our intergalactic civilization that must be emphasized: Its scale. Apfel states. Our civilization is intergalactic. I do not speak of the Empire, but all of civilized space. Eighty-six galaxies are completely civilized,
with hundreds more being expanded upon as we speak. Within each galaxy is billions of star-systems. Many of these star-systems are inhabited, either by humble mining colonies upon a metal-rich world, or are orbited by planets teeming with life. Titanic acropolises so massive so as to be seen from orbit, jutting from the Ecumenopolis below. Megastructures such as Dyson Spheres and Shkadov Thrusters may be found.

Each world will house anywhere from millions to quadrillions of people. A species' homeworld can have quite little diversity, while other, usually post-terraformed worlds are so diverse, one cannot reasonably expect to spot a member of their own species for weeks at a time, while at the same time, encountering yet unknown species on a daily basis.

This has been this way for millions of years. Before my species had even evolved lungs, let alone the ability to make tools, and I am well aware that it will continue this way well after Incirrians are either extinct, or has evolved into a higher state of existence.

I do not say this to intimidate you, your highness, I simply want to ground your expectations in reality. I will do my best but I may not have the answers you seek.

Princess Celestia sipped her tea, sitting across the table from Apfel as he talked. She simply nodded, listening to his explanation. When he was done, she considered her answer before replaying.

"Make no mistake, I have no intention of completely opening Equestria up to join the rest of the universe," she explained. "My people are not ready for that yet, and will not be for hundreds, if not thousands of years. In fact, our only point of of contact with said universe is via a single interstellar portal, and that only large enough to fit ponies single-file. Other such portals do exist, but they are inactive due to an incident about six hundred years ago and will not be active again for at least another four hundred. However, our one point of contact, Earth, has begun to come into constant contact with the wider galaxy, and in as we speak being invaded by the Arcosian Empire. Thus, whatever races Earth comes into contact with, I wish to in turn extend diplomatic relations, as it is entirely possible that we will come into contact again, either personally or through the agency of SMILE."

23 and Celestia
".....Of course you'd figure out a way to make vampires good. I can't wait to meet them. There are vampires on Earth as well, but I'm not sure how good all of them are."
She said, it wouldn't hurt to be polite if it was true, and if it wasn't, she'd be calling Celestia's troll bluff.

"Oh no, they were already quite nice. Personal point -- they also have lovely accents. But enough delays, shall we start the next episode? I do not have time to watch every single one, but perhaps the ones with the most important information....?"

Masala and Starlight
"Sounds good! I would love to see more noble steeds!"
Masala says pumping her arm upwards.

"We ... we're not steeds, I mean, if anyone tried to ride us that would be a pretty big personal insult...." Starlight mumbled. "Anyways, I will ask 22 and 23 when I get a chance. I'm actually planning on returning myself soon for a vacation. Relax for a bit, get my mind off the situation on Earth. So I'm more focused when the time comes to do something. Maybe Vodkana will want to come with us as well?"

[Lord Raziere]

23 and Celestia
"Well then we're going to be skipping the entire rest of Season One. Most of the time, the shows pretty slice-of-life and true villains only show up at the beginning an end of the season, with season one being the only one where no villain shows up at the end, with the focus being the Grand Galloping Gala instead. In short: the Gala got wild that night, and you proclaimed "Just As Keikaku." Keikaku means plan."
She puts in the CD for the first Season two episodes.
"But, remaining focused on whats important, we go right to the most dangerous foe and the second: Discord. You know who he is. Near unstoppable Chaos-Loving reality-warper. Intelligent, all powerful,
manipulative, skilled at breaking people psychologically, and possessing zero empathy at the start. Thank every god in Heaven that he loves doing all this for kicks and giggles because if he ever wised up and started being practical about his powers he'd be unstoppable. Fortunately, the Mane Six manages to win against him by breaking out of his manipulation, but not without you sending back the letters Twilight sent to you to remind her of her own lessons.
and because Discord is Prideful with a capital P- he always believes he in complete control to the point where he can't recognize when its out of his control. Also, good thing he doesn't fight directly.

Fortunately in a later episode, Discord gets redeemed. By Fluttershy. You'll be happy to know that! But...he has a relapse later where he helps Tirek become all powerful but gets betrayed by Tirek, but at the same time this helps him realize that the friendship with Tirek wasn't real and he betrayed his true friends. So. Your call whether its worth letting him do that just to realize his stupidity. He is one of more fascinating characters in the series, as he is a prime example of someone trying to redeem themselves yet clearly isn't perfect about it- while he becomes good, he never really stops being a jerk. There are others, but he is the most stand out example given that he is the personification of Chaos and thus you normally wouldn't expect him to get redeemed."

Starlight and Masala
"Maybe! Though.....Vodkana's kind of weird and she once talked about eating me, I'm not sure how I feel about her.....even if she does make good food..."
Masala says with a frown.

[Hawkflight]

23 and Celestia

"Well then we're going to be skipping the entire rest of Season One. Most of the time, the shows pretty slice-of-life and true villains only show up at the beginning an end of the season, with season one being the only one where no villain shows up at the end, with the focus being the Grand Galloping Gala instead. In short: the Gala got wild that night, and you proclaimed "Just As Keikaku." Keikaku means plan."

She puts in the CD for the first Season two episodes.

"But, remaining focused on whats important, we go right to the most dangerous foe and the second: Discord. You know who he is. Near unstoppable Chaos-Loving reality-warper. Intelligent, all powerful, manipulative, skilled at breaking people psychologically, and possessing zero empathy at the start. Thank every god in Heaven that he loves doing all this for kicks and giggles because if he ever wised up and started being practical about his powers he'd be unstoppable. Fortunately, the Mane Six manages to win against him by breaking out of his manipulation, but not without you sending back the letters Twilight sent to you to remind her of her own lessons. and because Discord is Prideful with a capital P- he always believes he in complete control to the point where he can't recognize when its out of his control. Also, good thing he doesn't fight directly.

Fortunately in a later episode, Discord gets redeemed. By Fluttershy. You'll be happy to know that! But...he has a relapse later where he helps Tirek become all powerful but gets betrayed by Tirek, but at the same time this helps him realize that the friendship with Tirek wasn't real and he betrayed his true friends. So. Your call whether its worth letting him do that just to realize his stupidity. He is one of more fascinating characters in the series, as he is a prime example of someone trying to redeem themselves yet clearly isn't perfect about it- while he becomes good, he never really stops being a jerk. There are others, but he is the most stand out example given that he is the personification of Chaos and thus you normally wouldn't expect him to get redeemed."

When 23 mentioned Discord, Celestia immediately tensed up, her fight-or-flight instincts kicking in at the mention of his name. Those who could sense godly ki, like 23, would sense her power level rising into the millions from the fear. As 23 talked about how Discord is eventually redeemed, her emotions flickered between confusion, disbelief, and finally determination.

"Absolutely not!" she said firmly. "There is absolutely no chance that ... that creature can be redeemed! He is a malevolent force of nature, nothing more, nothing less, and there is no chance in Tartarus that I will give him the opportunity to cause my people to suffer as he did before!"

Starlight and Masala

"Maybe! Though.....Vodkana's kind of weird and she once talked about eating me, I'm not sure how I feel about her.....even if she does make good food..." Masala says with a frown.

"Ah, don't worry about her," Starlight reassured her. "You were the first Majin she's ever seen, and she thought you were made of jelly ... for some reason."

[Lord Raziere]

23 and Celestia
Android 23 at this merely raises an eyebrow as the two episodes finishes, takes out the disc, puts in the episode where not only Fluttershy successfully redeems him with kindness, but the original reason why Discord is redeemed is because Celestia goes to the Mane Six with his petrified statue asking the Mane Six to do it, and just spreads her arms as if presenting the evidence to the contrary with a teasing smile.
"I don't know, your future self seems to disagree, and she is clearly your elder having done this longer than you with more experience under her belt." she comments facetiously.

Masala and Starlight
"Hm. Ok!"
Android 22 flies in.
"So.....uh......hi Starlight....um...Masala. Ready to go train? I think I have an idea for a few techniques you mgiht like!"
"Ooooooh! What are they?"
"You'll find out soon enough! I promise they will be fun."
"YAY!"

[Emperor Ing]

Princess Celestia sipped her tea, sitting across the table from Apfel as he talked. She simply nodded, listening to his explanation. When he was done, she considered her answer before replaying.

"Make no mistake, I have no intention of completely opening Equestria up to join the rest of the universe," she explained. "My people are not ready for that yet, and will not be for hundreds, if not thousands of years. In fact, our only point of of contact with said universe is via a single interstellar portal, and that only large enough to fit ponies single-file. Other such portals do exist, but they are inactive due to an incident about six hundred years ago and will not be active again for at least another four hundred. However, our one point of contact, Earth, has begun to come into constant contact with the wider galaxy, and in as we speak being invaded by the Arcosian Empire. Thus, whatever races Earth comes into contact with, I wish to in turn extend diplomatic relations, as it is entirely possible that we will come into contact again, either personally or through the agency of SMILE."
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The first impressions of your people upon the Empire, more specifically Hailing himself, is negative, and you would do well to avoid relations with them, either diplomatic or adversarial, for the foreseeable future. If we can defeat Hailing and dissolve the Empire, then that will change,
but I would expect the worst. Keep contact with Earth at a minimum.

[igordragonian]

The Most outrageous ship in the galaxy- begin

It doesn't matter where Hailing holding his birthday party, Vodkana will get there. She especially trained to withstand the gravity of Arcos, and also devolped another skill.
Sure. As imperial bureaucrat, it shouldn't be a big deal- and yet, she wasn't invited.

Vodkana knew she had to act outrageously, more than ever.
Guards who tried to stop her, was forced to kneel, by her godly royal stare*. Her godly ki was undetectable, and no one sane would think to scan for food with ki.




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When they were about to cut the cake- an invisible force of kiai, smashed the cake.
While all the guests, were shocked, Vodkana stepped slowly in with an arrogant smug on her face, for now only her feminine shade is seen, as she coming from the shadow.
Who is suicidal enough to crash into Hailing's party?!"



*Paralyzing Gaze – Beerus narrows his eyes and stares at his foe, and due to his raw power the foe is rendered almost completely immobile. (from Wiki)

[Emperor Ing]

Earth - Lookout Plaza

Oh that's not fair! Hailing whined as he stepped out to the being emerging from the shadows. He couldn't make it out just yet, but he knew where the attack had come from. He seemed rather interested in picking the pieces off of himself and eating it. That poor cake! It had so much to live for, a family too! Three baby cupcakes at home! What'd it ever do to you?!

[igordragonian]

Earth - Lookout Plaza

Oh that's not fair! Hailing whined as he stepped out to the being emerging from the shadows. He couldn't make it out just yet, but he knew where the attack had come from. He seemed rather interested in picking the pieces off of himself and eating it. That poor cake! It had so much to live for, a family too! Three baby cupcakes at home! What'd it ever do to you?!

A feminine cruel yet amused voice was heard. It was too lame. I just saved it from the shame. Nya'' Finally, Vodkana has revealed herself, with a smug grin, of arrogance which only Hailing's arrogance could be compared to.
Her clothes were both an insult and flattery- as if she wore a parody version of the common galactic fashion, she wore "armor", but it resembled more of a bra, connected to pointy sholder shields. On her back she wore a white transparent cloak, which wouldn't actually hide anything, a collar on her neck. Her midriff was exposed, and she wore black mini skirt- and long white boots, which knocked softly on the ground.
Behind her floated on huge ki tray, a cake even bigger than the one Vodkana has destroyed. If someone would bother to check it's PL it would read 100,000. Enough to impress Hailing, and enough not to kill the simple arcosians.
Beside that around the cake, like a moon, floated a ki tray of alcoholics she has bought from Cup.

"My hedonistic sense, told me there is an innocent debauchery, which need to be saved. Nya, and thank my father I listened to it,! Nya!" she looked around, as she placed the new cake on the table.
'The music is so weak, people dressed up as it is funeral! Nya!" and with sudden movement she shredded with her claws, an armor of a random noble, exposing his musculed torso.
she purred. "Much betterrrrrrrrrrrrrr." she placed her fists on her waist, with motherly scolding position.
"I'v heard that you are a party animal, Hailing-chan. But to me, it's looks like a dull party of boring bureaucrats! Nya!"

[Emperor Ing]

Earth - Lookout Plaza

A silence cut through the starlit night with greater ease than any noise. Though the guests, with only a few notable exceptions, were Arcosians all, each one individually capable of conquering a planet single-handedly as well as causing extinction events if not outright annihilating some planets, they were all too surprised and afraid to do anything. For if any one being was so insane and audacious as to crash the Emperor's birthday party, they must be unimaginably strong.

One such noble, a dapper Arcosian fellow in a neatly pressed suit leapt back in alarm when the midriff of his suit was torn open. Even though Arcosians could not grow hair, he sported a thick moostashe under his nose along with thick bushy eyebrows that widened in surprise. Ay do say! He exclaimed with an overly posh accent before looking at Hailing. You' Majesty, ay do say we muss' escort our guess from this dimension at once.

Another Arcosian looked at Hailing with uncertainty, though he seemed quite a bit less fearful than the others. If Vodkana can detect Ki, the immense power of Prince Polar's 1,010,000 could easily be detected. Dad...? He asked.

Hailing, meanwhile, saw Vodkana emerge with wide eyes, recognizing her at once. The hedonistic master herself, to whom all sensations of ecstasy and agony prostrated in equal subservience. P-princess Vodkana?! He exclaimed in surprise, a smile creeping on his face as he began to fidget, tail darting in excitement. Hands clenched tightly, he leaned forward slightly, and began to rapidly shuffle between either of his feet as he resembled less like an intergalactic overlord and more like an overly excited schoolgirl.

By the Heart by the Heart By the Heart By the Heart By the Heart!!! He squealed. It's you! Oh by the Heart I can't believe it's you! I-i'm Hailing! Emperor of the Universe, and i'm your biggest fan!! You've been such an inspiration to me I just...by the Heart, I can't, this-this is amazing! Hey! Say 'Hi,' Polar! He turned to his son, who visibly hid from the attention. He simply made a small but vigorous shake of the head 'no.'

Don't worry about him, but you know what? I've played nice with these busybody paper-pushers for too long! Everyone! He began to shout. I've played nice with you busybodies for LONG enough! He waved a hand, and a powerful gust of telekinetic wind blasted through the lookout, wiping away the 'nice' decorations, pladders of 'respectable' food such as cheese squares or those tiny little sandwiches. Your Emperor demands noise so that this entire world may hear! He demands REAL drink! I wish to revel in decadences most exotic! Forbidden! On my word as Emperor of the Arcosian Empire, this party shall be nothing short of an orgy of hedonism!

Prince Polar took this as his cue to leave. At this point, dad getting a temper over how boring the party is a tradition. An immensely embarassing tradition, but one nontheless, and never anything he wanted to be a part of. At least he knows to get to the teleporter back to Arcos before the crowd.

Ay do say! You know? The noble from earlier steps forward and simply rips off his clothes and howls into the night. YEEEEEEAAAHHH!! Let's ROCK!!

[igordragonian]

[Hailing's Birthday]

Duke Slushie which lied under the table the whole time, snored. It was his own tradition; being forced as Duke and royalty to attend to those old men-parties. (when he whined about it, his house manager reminded him, that it's his fault for killing his father).
So he hidden and slept until the moment Uncle Hailing turned the party into a groovy wave.
And this moment finally came, Slushie crept out from his hideout, just noticing a floating ki tray with a whole bar of drinks. He grabbed one nonchalantly, and his mind was blown.
It was powerful. It tasted beatiful, like watching thw last moment of Super Nova, while riding the space surfer with hot chick.
He had to share it!
But with whom?! Everyone seemed all about striping their clothes and yell, and his uncle seemed to droll over some cat girl.. whatevers.
But there were one dude, he could trust not to get distracted.
"Duuuuuuuuude!" He blocked his way. "You like, have to absolutly have to drink this curvaciouse wave, dude-Polar!" and tried to push the bottle at him.


Vodkana was torn. Reformed sweet R.A. version Vodkana, skipped a heart beat. Hailing was... adorable. Sure, he was an evil tyrant and all that, but he was exactly what she needed in a man! She even guessed that other timeline, they were actually a thing- more than tempting-to-get-close-enough-to-kill.
Maybe even..
ugh.
maybe even..
ugh.
married?
Vodkana took herself in her paws and got focused. She needed Hailing to fall for her. Hailing wanted old naughty NSFW Vodkana.
She hoped Starlight would never discover how easy she gotten into this character.
Vodkana yawned. If Hailing remebered the book, or followed her visits at planets he knew it was a bad sign. (Or a good sign?) Vodkana frowned and puffed her cheeks. "That adorable, Hailing-chan...." she said with a sweet smile, but... with mocking tone, her feline fangs shined.
"But that NOT enough! Nya!" She snapped and slapped Hailing with drawn claws and added a whip with her tail.

Vodkana looked at Hailing with patrnoizing glare. "But... I am a generouse goddess. Nya. I'll forgive you, and even make this kinder garden meeting.... something worthy to be called a purrrty! All you got to do... is to drink the whoooole bottle! Nya!" She offered him the strongest of Cup's alchol, invested with 300,000 pl.
"Drrrrink it all." she commanded.

Did she.. just.. slapped, whipped and commanded the Emperor?

[Emperor Ing]

Polar was surprised when Slushie stopped him, but then rolled his eyes. He always found the indolent Duke to be rather grating. Though to be fair, he hated these parties as much as Slushie did, though for different reasons. Slushie found the stuffy bureaucrats dull, while he found their toadying and cow-towing in making nice with his father and hopefully gain favor very obnoxious. Still, it was something they had in common, so he couldn't bring himself to be rude. Thank you, but i'd prefer to keep my wits about me. He said back. By all means, drink for the both of us.
I'm going home.

The crowd, meanwhile, was surprised and gasped when Vodkana slapped the Emperor. Slap the strongest being in the universe, whose passing remarks decide the fate of galaxies? Who does she think she is?!

You're not the daughter of Beerus, you fraud! A heckler shouted from the back.

Slapping the Emperor is not something easily done in general, as with his massive power, it was like slapping a stone statue. Still, the gesture only made Hailing smile wider, and he giggled with excitement as she yawned, knowing full well what it meant.

As you wish, my Goddess! He proclaimed as he took the bottle, and began to drink it all.

[igordragonian]

Polar was surprised when Slushie stopped him, but then rolled his eyes. He always found the indolent Duke to be rather grating. Though to be fair, he hated these parties as much as Slushie did, though for different reasons. Slushie found the stuffy bureaucrats dull, while he found their toadying and cow-towing in making nice with his father and hopefully gain favor very obnoxious. Still, it was something they had in common, so he couldn't bring himself to be rude. Thank you, but i'd prefer to keep my wits about me. He said back. By all means, drink for the both of us.
I'm going home.

The crowd, meanwhile, was surprised and gasped when Vodkana slapped the Emperor. Slap the strongest being in the universe, whose passing remarks decide the fate of galaxies? Who does she think she is?!

You're not the daughter of Beerus, you fraud! A heckler shouted from the back.

Slapping the Emperor is not something easily done in general, as with his massive power, it was like slapping a stone statue. Still, the gesture only made Hailing smile wider, and he giggled with excitement as she yawned, knowing full well what it meant.

As you wish, my Goddess! He proclaimed as he took the bottle, and began to drink it all.

"You have no idea what you are missing cous-dude!"

The drink was powerful, maybe enough for it, to actually influence him?
Vodkana pretened her palm didn't hurt at all. She ignored the heckler.

She has created another six clones of her. One of them, pushed the Dj away, with a hip bump going for a very loud remixes, the other Vodkanas forced few guests to drink, another one started to dance on the table,
"Main" Vodkana looked at him. 'nya! Now that MUCH better!" she grabbed his hand and led him to wild passionate dance.

[Emperor Ing]

Louder! LOUDER!! I wish to hear the song of our Goddess in my bones! Hailing proclaimed. Though almost twice Vodkana's height, the Emperor was easily able to keep pace with Vodkana's wild movements, matching them with his own, too quick and agile anyone of his size should be able to do. In many ways, it had become a battle. The two danced in concert, matching every thrust and pirouette, not wanting to be the first to falter from the beat of the music. Sing to be heard!! Even some of the guests had begun to join in, but none of them were anywhere near as coordinated or agile as either Hailing or Vodkana.

[igordragonian]

Louder! LOUDER!! I wish to hear the song of our Goddess in my bones! Hailing proclaimed. Though almost twice Vodkana's height, the Emperor was easily able to keep pace with Vodkana's wild movements, matching them with his own, too quick and agile anyone of his size should be able to do. In many ways, it had become a battle. The two danced in concert, matching every thrust and pirouette, not wanting to be the first to falter from the beat of the music. Sing to be heard!! Even some of the guests had begun to join in, but none of them were anywhere near as coordinated or agile as either Hailing or Vodkana.

The Most powerful Rave Of The Galaxy
DJ Vodkana putted a remix she mixed herself- a record of real ki blasts combined with her sort of rap/hip hop singing and the occasional purrs and moans.

The party were so loud, that if mere humans were there, their ears would bleed, and they would litteraly die partying.
On Earth people have awakened paniced, to what sounded like bombarding with a beat. Some would even swear in their mother's grave, that the moon itself shaked this night.
It might be true. The Vodkanas were too busy hard partying!
Main Vodkana used every limb of her, including hair bangs, she won't admit it to Hailing, and especialy to the R.A. But she never had such fun her whole life. Right now nothing existed for her- No empire, no R.A., not Meal, not her guilt and not even her mission to tempt Hailing. Right now there were only her, Hailing and the music. Each part of her were perfectly moving to the beat, Vodkana used her feline flexible bones to the extreme.
Vodkana hasn't even noticed how slowly, but with steady pace, her Pl rose up and up, while giving in to her nature.
She didn't have noticed that she created more and more clones, each of those, made the party even wilder, few drunken Vodkanas even tossed away few cloth items, a group of 5 Vodkanas played with themselves (and any one who dared to join them), crazy game of "Ki Blast Or Dare", which led to sightings of madness.
If Vodkanas noticed someone slowing down, they imeaditly came there encouraging him. Example for such sight was a pair of Vodkanas of both sides of a weary bearucrat shouting at him to drink:"CHUG CHUG! CHUG CHUG!" and when he was done, with a delighted "Nya!" they both kissed him.

DJ Vodkana had her dramatic sense- she closed all the lights. Has it darkened the rave? Not exactly. Engulfed in their pleasures, each Vodkana lighted the rave with purple burning aura, making it into Ultra Violet party.
The floor felt too constracting, for Main Vodkana. She started to float, while her dance became even intense.

[Emperor Ing]

Powerful winds buffeted Hailing and Vodkana, encircling them. Far be it from creating resistance, it aided in their movements. With every sinuous swing of limbs, there was a tailwind assisting, as though guiding them in their dance. This was the Emperor's power, the mastery of the Hyperstorm Hand discipline gave him mastery of telekinesis to conjure the hyperstorms of Arcos. Though not nearly as powerful as the real hyperstorms, the powerful winds danced with them, gaining movement and life of their own, an impossible dance that could not be seen, only felt, and experienced.

Hailing's dance had long since become deadly, his every continent-sundering movement made with an alacrity to match Vodkana's, her fiery dark violet aura swirling with Hailing's black and white electric aura into a single, powerful whole.

Tell me. Hailing whispers softly into Vodkana's ears. Did the Rebel Alliance send you to spy on me or is this sabotage?

[igordragonian]

Powerful winds buffeted Hailing and Vodkana, encircling them. Far be it from creating resistance, it aided in their movements. With every sinuous swing of limbs, there was a tailwind assisting, as though guiding them in their dance. This was the Emperor's power, the mastery of the Hyperstorm Hand discipline gave him mastery of telekinesis to conjure the hyperstorms of Arcos. Though not nearly as powerful as the real hyperstorms, the powerful winds danced with them, gaining movement and life of their own, an impossible dance that could not be seen, only felt, and experienced.

Hailing's dance had long since become deadly, his every continent-sundering movement made with an alacrity to match Vodkana's, her fiery dark violet aura swirling with Hailing's black and white electric aura into a single, powerful whole.

Tell me. Hailing whispers softly into Vodkana's ears. Did the Rebel Alliance send you to spy on me or is this sabotage?

Vodkana was in a bliss of hedonistic bliss. It took her few moments to remember who are Rebel Alliance.
"Nyhahahaha!" Vodkana laughed. "Do you think they trust someone like ME?" she laughed Lauder.
"Nyhahahahaha!" she sighed.
"They are so envolped in politics, they are never partying hard enough... and if to be honest, I am barely stronger than your grunts. What the worst I could do?" she smiled a charming smile, with shiny fangs.

[Emperor Ing]

Hailing simply smiled back, keeping pace with Vodkana's continued dancing. My enemies underestimate my intelligence at their own peril. Indeed Hailing could think of a number of things someone with a power level of, say, one could do. Plant a bomb. Steal plans. Eavesdrop. Report movements and schedules.

I have a proposition for you: No espionage. No sabotage. You will not report anything about what you experience here to anyone else,
nor will you interfere with Imperial business and affairs. In exchange, we will refrain from doing the same, interrogating you or simply attaching audiovisual bugs to you, as examples of ways we can turn you into a double-agent. In fact, you will remain unmolested by my Royal Guard within reason, and have freedom to come and go as you please.

[igordragonian]

"Awww... but I just have bought anti-audio-visoual shampoo!" Vodkana giggled, now circling him, almost rubbing against him, teasingly.
"Oh. Nya. You ARE seriouse. Aren't you?" that... went much better than she imagined. Vodkana even was a bit disapointed, she alreadh wrote some bad "fanfic" about being locked in Hailing's dungeon. She drolled for a second there.

actually it sounded too good. "And you'l just trust my word on this?" she has asked carefully.
"Your offer sound too puurfect! Nya!"