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    I tried to come up with the Faerun equivalent of "how many X does it take to change a light bulb?" and settled on "how many X does it take to light a torch?"

    In SKT when facing Hill Giants my character asked one of them in giant "How many Hill Giants does it take to light a torch?", answer: "Two. One to hold the torch and another to go find a smarter type of giant."

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    Quote Originally Posted by willdaBEAST View Post
    I tried to come up with the Faerun equivalent of "how many X does it take to change a light bulb?" and settled on "how many X does it take to light a torch?"

    In SKT when facing Hill Giants my character asked one of them in giant "How many Hill Giants does it take to light a torch?", answer: "Two. One to hold the torch and another to go find a smarter type of giant."
    "How many dead goblins does it take to make a pile that spontaneously combusts?"
    "I dunno, but it's more than 16....17....18..."
    Junior, half orc paladin of the Order of St Dale the Intimidator: "Ah cain't abide no murderin' scoundrel."

    Tactical Precepts: 1) Cause chaos, then exploit it; 2) No plan survives contact with...(sigh)...my subordinates.

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    "If your IQ were just a little bit higher, it would be...one!"

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    My halfling bard uses: "for someone so big, you still need a ladder to get on my level!"

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    "I'd give you a piece of my mind, but you already don't know what to do with the one you have!"

    "Look on the bright side! You're a perfect example of what not to do!"

    "I'd viciously mock you, but you need an intelligence score higher than 2 for it to work."

    "Did the Tooth Fairy visit you with a sledgehammer?"

    "On a scale of 1 to stupid, you're the weight."

    "When you left the womb, your mother should have used an attack of opportunity!"

    "You're so ugly that when you cast mirror image, the duplicates run away."

    "You're living proof that the gods have a sense of humor!"

    "I should have prepared Protection from Stupid!"

    "If I attack you, I'm afraid I'll get **** on my sword!"

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    Metamagic Mod: Thread Necromancy is a forbidden art.
    Tarot-Mage-atar by Cuthalion, may their updates be ever-compatible.

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