WarKitty's Feline Frenzy Random Banter #216

[LaZodiac]

Sheep you both look "not at all like I expected" and also "ridiculously handsome"

Especially in that last picture. MoonCat did a great job on that.

[lylsyly]

...... Or as some sergeant put it, I found a job that makes people meet God, but in a very different way. The military loves dark humor.

I think I know that Sergeant ... oh, wait ... wrong service. I was Army 1980 to 1993.

That's supremely ****ed up in every single possible way. Happy Christmas.

The service is a calling of it's very own for some people. I would have been forced to retire by now but I would have stayed in far longer than the 13 1/2 years I did serve if not for a certain congress that decided to do major cutbacks.

Merry Christmas to Everyone! Enjoy This Tacky and Self Centred Christmas Card

And May Your New Year Be Fruitful

I don't think it's tacky at all.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!

[Cuthalion]

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Merry Christmas all. Enjoy it.

[DraPrime]

That's supremely ****ed up in every single possible way. Happy Christmas.

I don't know what you're talking about. I am but a simple man, tending to the grass.

I think I know that Sergeant ... oh, wait ... wrong service. I was Army 1980 to 1993.

Dark humor. It's one of those things that will never change about the military. Also, hello soldier. If you don't mind me asking, what did you do in the army?

[LaZodiac]

I don't know what you're talking about. I am but a simple man, tending to the grass.

Just don't lose yourself, that's all.

Also yes, Merry Christmas (eve) to all!

[lylsyly]

I don't know what you're talking about. I am but a simple man, tending to the grass.



Dark humor. It's one of those things that will never change about the military. Also, hello soldier. If you don't mind me asking, what did you do in the army?

3 years as a Scout, 7 in Special Forces, then the last 3 1/2 years Personnel Administration.

[Teddy]

God Jul, everybody!

Spoiler: Since we're posting images of our trees...

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We chopped it down ourselves.

I'm going to be visiting Denmark, Sweden, and Norway early next year. Super excited to be returning to Denmark and definitely looking forward to visiting the other two for the first time! Maybe in Sweden people will actually understand me when I try to speak Danish.

That depends. Do you accidently pronounce your consonants?

IOON: This is stupid.

It's approaching my record 0.03/100, but it's not quite there yet.

[DraPrime]

3 years as a Scout, 7 in Special Forces, then the last 3 1/2 years Personnel Administration.

Cool. I'm a radio technician, or rather, I will be (which makes the whole line from that sergeant a little extravagant). The school for this MOS is extremely long. Currently I have to sit around doing nothing for two months while I wait for the next part of my training to begin. Though I suppose it's nice they gave us a few board games to pass the time, rather than make us go wash the rocks or paint the grass.

[lylsyly]

Commo was what I did in SF. Carried that damned satellite radio everywhere back when they were still HUGE and weighed a TON.

With us it was wash the grass and paint the rocks :lol:

[DraPrime]

With us it was wash the grass and paint the rocks :lol:

War. War never changes.

[Coidzor]

My new favorite Christmas video. Just had to share that with you all.

God Jul, everybody!

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We chopped it down ourselves.

Nice tree, but why did you chop down a doge? Also, moar doge please, it looks like a cute fluffy one.

Also, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fight.

Cool. I'm a radio technician, or rather, I will be (which makes the whole line from that sergeant a little extravagant). The school for this MOS is extremely long. Currently I have to sit around doing nothing for two months while I wait for the next part of my training to begin. Though I suppose it's nice they gave us a few board games to pass the time, rather than make us go wash the rocks or paint the grass.

I'm still amazed every time I think about that. I always think that you're too old for soldiering.

[WarKitty]

Do we not have a you thread anymore?

[Coidzor]

Do we not have a you thread anymore?

I think it may have fallen off into the abyss due to lack of use after I stopped spamming you all with bearded selfies.

[WarKitty]

Well, here's my christmas mugshots:

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[DraPrime]

I'm still amazed every time I think about that. I always think that you're too old for soldiering.

I'm 24, ok? It's a little later than most men who enlist, but I'm not that old.

[LaZodiac]

I'm 24, ok? It's a little later than most men who enlist, but I'm not that old.

While this is true, you do FEEL like a grampus sometimes man

God, I'm one, almost TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOU.

[DraPrime]

While this is true, you do FEEL like a grampus sometimes man

God, I'm one, almost TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOU.

I don't act old, I'm just disgruntled. Also, I thought we were the same age?

[LaZodiac]

I don't act old, I'm just disgruntled. Also, I thought we were the same age?

Time is meaningless in the void and I'm bad at math. I'm 24, turning 25.

[Coidzor]

I'm 24, ok? It's a little later than most men who enlist, but I'm not that old.

It's mostly that I keep forgetting that you're not 2 years younger than me and that the cut-off age isn't 25.

[Amidus Drexel]

Ha! Get a hold of yourself, young man! How dare you to forget drowning in snow!

AMIDUS PARTY HOUSE INTENSIFIES

Well, it's not snowing out here, you know. Easier to forget.

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I was in seminary. To make a long story short, I came to the conclusion that priesthood wasn't my calling. I tried being a normal person for a year, got tired of that, and so here I am in the Marine Corps. Or as some sergeant put it, I found a job that makes people meet God, but in a very different way. The military loves dark humor.

Also, I'm finally home. Yaaaaaaaaaay!

Heheheh

Good that you got home! Flying can get tricky at this time of the year, I hear.

So, on the insistence of le Lunar Feline, I am making a post. It's gonna be a posty post, with pictures! All the pictures, you say? No! Only some! I am a lazy and malovolent god.

There have been things. We saw Rogue One. I enjoyed it a loooooooooooot. Moonie tolerated it. She brought me to what I would call "ocean". There was also a touristy-kiddie learning center there, and we went in it, and I learned about named whales, naming whales, and dead whales. Whale bones, whale guts, many things! I learned about mollusks and sea anemenemenmimimies, and why Patrick Star is anatomically incorrect.

Spoiler: SWINGIES

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I look good in this one. Lookit tha'. Look at my pretty.

I laugh, in a photogenic manner. This swing was actually loads of fun, if hard to really get on.


One more pictures to inflict, then I will actually go sleep. In my normal timezone, I'd almost be waking up.
You may notice things on my face. These are additions that Moonie felt were complimentory. I mind them not.

Serious funloads are being had, but I lack the exhileration at 3:30 in the AM to really do it justice. Do wish a Merry Festivasiful Christmas to all though!

THEN MAYBE EXPLAIN WHEN YOU'RE MOAR AWAKE, CHOFF

God, I'm one, almost TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOU.

I didn't think you were that much older than me-

Time is meaningless in the void and I'm bad at math. I'm 24, turning 25.

Yeah, that lines up better with what I remember.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Happy Holidays, everybody.

[Rawhide]

Happy Holidays, everybody.

WTF. It's a Cookie Monster!

[DraPrime]

Happy Holidays, everybody.

Whoa, you're also still around?

[LaZodiac]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! I'll post my loot list later once we're done with the festivities.

[DataNinja]

Merry Christmas, all! (Or, to those who don't celebrate, have a happy December 25th!)

I'll post my loot list later once we're done with the festivities.

Hopefully you asked for a Bag of Holding. Never go looting without one.

[LaZodiac]

Merry Christmas, all! (Or, to those who don't celebrate, have a happy December 25th!)

Hopefully you asked for a Bag of Holding. Never go looting without one.

I did in fact do so. Here is my loot, aside from whatever small thing my Mom may of gotten me.

Spoiler: Jingle Jangle Jo

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Umineko: When They Cry, from Deme

Burnstar, from Rawhide

Indigo Prophecy: Remastered
Va-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action, from a friend off forum

Rocket League
Broforce, from Randman Dom

Steins;Gate, from Teddy

RWBY Game's overpriced DLC, from Finn

Roundabout, from Hawk

Wolfenstein The New Order, from Dragonprime

Fable: Anniversary edition
And all it's DLC, from Mystic Muse

Alien Isolation, from HT

Freedom Planet, from Trobby

Hyper Dimension Neptunia Rebirth 1, from Blue

20XX, from Durkoala

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TMNT: Out of the Shadows, from my sister

2017 Guiness World Record book
2x Kinder Surprise Egg
50 Dollars
25 Dollar Subway Gift Card
8 Gigabyte Micro SD Card
Large bag of Nibs
Large Candy Cane full of Smarties
Small Candy Cane full of skittles
2x more Kinder Surprise Eggs
Chapstick
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
2x MORE Kinder Surprise Eggs
Medium bag of Hersey Kisses
2x Orange Tictacs
The Printed Off Tracking Number For My Laptop, which arrives Wednesday, from Dad

[Cuthalion]

You can get Kinder eggs in Canada?

[LaZodiac]

You can get Kinder eggs in Canada?

Yes, you can. We're not insane like the states.

[factotum]

You can get Kinder eggs in Canada?

Why not? The US has that odd law that makes them illegal, but I don't think any other Western countries have that.

[Cuthalion]

The US has that odd law that makes them illegal, but I don't think any other Western countries have that.

I suppose so.