Team Ready, Aim, Fire! Round 3

[Lord Herman]

I just realized that I completely forgot about the deadline for today. Sorry

I'm extending this round to tomorrow. The new deadline is wednesday, 18:00 GMT.

[InaVegt]

Why is Gez always the evil head honcho? I mean two games in a row, that can't be coincedence

Not to mention I was the cause of the Trojan war, I did ask for it in star wars, but the others weren't my choice.

[Mr. Moon]

And just so you all know, Induran is officialy my arch-enemy. Why? Because we share the same powers. *nodnod*

[Indurain]

And just so you all know, Induran is officialy my arch-enemy. Why? Because we share the same powers. *nodnod*

Though we have completely different methods.

[Krursk]

Though we have completely different methods.

You'd think that the public nudist would be the bad guy and the anime-crazy person would be a superhero, but meh

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Um, the food poisoner is also a good guy, you may recall. I think we may be stretching the border of good and evil here, Krursk.

[Mr. Moon]

Though we have completely different methods.

But the same results. And isn't that what matters in the end?

You'd think that the public nudist would be the bad guy and the anime-crazy person would be a superhero, but meh

Logic? Here?

[Funkyodor]

Ahh, Hah, Hah! A villian I see. Well I guess I'll go with the title Funk Master with the power of Insane Odor Creation, a smell so vile you go crazy!

On a side note if I was picked as a Hero I was going to be the Odor Eater with the power to suck the smell out of anything.

[Fleeing Coward]

Anyone who shoots me will be turned into sushi.
((I'm not bluffing, you will really die if you shoot me))

[pingcode20]

I don't suck luck! It gets attracted to me! I swear!

[DarkLightDragon]

Blue Serpent gets an appearance, but not 4th Degree?

*freezinates Herman*



*shuffles away to submit action*

[Lord Herman]

Alright, I have all the actions. Writing now.

edit: Sorry, the Tour de France was distracting me. Writing now. Really.

[InaVegt]

This better be a long story.

[RocketBard]

Maybe all of us died and he's looking for a way to explain it.

[Castaras]

Maybe all of us died and he's looking for a way to explain it.

Heh, that would be funny.

Mistress Alarra, *snigger* What do ye say? Pie 'em all?

[Xykon_Fan]

That'd be awesome! Man, that would deserve a huge record...unfortunately, not a single person could have shot at me then. (Hint, hint...sorry to whoever has it out for me)

[InaVegt]

Maybe every hero shot at me and every villain commited suicide.

[Raiser Blade]

bu then youd win with like 14 kills

[firepup]

Maybe every hero shot at me and every villain commited suicide.

or maybe everyone shot themselves, or shot someone, and someone shot them/themself

[InaVegt]

bu then youd win with like 14 kills

A girl can dream, right?

[Lord Herman]

Sentinel Skippy, Captain Obvious and Inkman are climbing the seemingly endless stairs of Really Tall Tower. While Captain Obvious effortlessly jogs up the stairs, the other two heroes can hardly keep up. “Why… *huff* …did it have to be… *cough* …Really Tall Tower? Why can’t the villains… *wheeze* …pick a building that’s not so damn tall?” “Well, Skippy,” says Captain Obvious, “that’s because they’re planning to deploy a giant laser, and they need to put it on top of the tallest building in town so they can hit every other building.”

“Exactly,” says Funk Master, walking down the stairs. “But unfortunately for you, you’ll never see it in action.” Suddenly, Puzzle-man and alec appear behind the heroes. Captain Obvious immediately turns around, and makes a huge pile of trout appear right above Puzzle-man, crushing him. “Ha,” he says, “you’ve been crushed by a… wait, what’s that smell? Ugh, that’s enough to make a man go mad!” As he turns around, Funk Master grins at him. “That’s quite correct,” he says, as Captain Obvious starts drooling and going ‘baa’. But as Funk Master bursts out in evil laughter, a stream of peanut butter bursts from Sentinel Skippy’s outstretched hand, right into Funk Master’s mouth. The villain can’t swallow the stuff fast enough, and his lungs fill with peanut butter. Sentinel Skippy, master of Peanut Butter, strikes a pose and prepares to say something dramatic, as alec suddenly screams: “Monkey powers, activate!” He turns into a monkey, and lobs a coconut at Skippy’s head, crushing his skull.

“Guys, guys, wait for me,” says Captain Catastrophe, running up the stairs. He notices the pile of dead bodies, and is about to ask Captain Obvious what happened, as the deranged hero suddenly says: “Ooo! A monkey! Hug the monkey!” The hulking superhero jumps at the monkey, and together, they crash through a conveniently placed window, plummeting to their death. “Just my luck,” says Captain Catastrophe, as he continues up the stairs.

“A little to the left,” shouts Alarra at the helicopter. Getting the Death Ray in place is not an easy task, and The Veil has assigned Alarra and Castaras to the task of getting it exactly right. “No, no, not there, more this way,” Castaras says. “This is taking forever,” says Khaldan, who is piloting the helicopter. “Just pick a spot and I’ll put it down.” “Okay, here,” shouts Castaras. “No, wait,” says Alarra, but Khaldan has already released the massive device, dropping it exactly on top of Alarra and Castaras.

As Khaldan lands his helicopter, Kasz awaits him. “Stop right there, villain! Behold my powers of cookie creation!” “Cookie creation? What kind of a stupid power is that?” “Hey, that’s not a stupid power. I can make cookies appear anywhere!” “Anywhere?” “Anywhere.” “I bet you can’t make one appear inside your brain.” “Oh, yes I can.” Suddenly, Kasz twitches and falls over, dead.

The Purple Gelatinous Cube of Doom, sitting on top of Really Tall Tower, has spotted HyramGraff and Roadie Dude standing around at the entrance of the building. The cube decides to drop himself on top of the heroes, and slowly slides over the edge of the tower. But as he is halfway down the tower, HyramGraff and Roadie Dude have already entered the tower. “Did you hear something?” says Roadie Dude. “Sounded like a splat,” says HyramGraff “Sounds more like two dead heroes to me,” says a voice behind them. As they turn around, they see Moon Called, who is carrying a pile of anime DVDs. She is about to open one of the lethal cases, as someone knocks it out of her hands. “Not so fast,” says The Emperor. As Moon Called turns to face the streaking hero, she forgets about his power. “Aaaah! I’m blind! I’m blind!” she screams, but she is cut short as Roadie Dude zaps her with his air guitar.

“Finally, the Death Ray is ready,” says The Veil. “Let the people of Urbopolis City tremble! Doom has come!” Lightning flashes, and the aptly named dun-dun-DUUN plays a dramatic chord on a conveniently placed organ. Suddenly, Akaziel appears right next to The Veil with an odd red light effect. “Damn, I missed,” he says, but as he turns to run, he is looking into the mesmerizing eyes of The Blue Serpent. “When I ssnap my fingerss,” the Serpent hisses, “you will jump down the tower.” After an embarrassing silence, the Serpent realizes that he doesn’t have any fingers. “Alright, never mind the ssnapping. Just jump.”

While Akaziel discovers the less convenient aspects of gravity, The Blue Serpent finds himself in the grip of the Masked Llama – strands of tough llama hair grasp the villain, strangling him. But as the big blue snake dies, the Masked Llama is faced with a new enemy. Firepup throws a bolt of force at the llama, knocking him off the tower. As the dying bleat of the llama disappears into the depth, the bolt bounces back and fries firepup’s cat. “You killed that kitty!” says Meatloaf Boy. “You’ll pay for that, you villain!” “Moo!” says Cow-man, and as the cow holds firepup down, Meatloaf Boy force-feeds the villain a whole poisoned meatloaf.

“Right where I wanted you,” says Toiletry, as Cow-man slowly turns around. “Moo!” says the cow, as he is blasted off the tower by a torrent of raw sewage. “That’ll teach you, stinking up the place.” “Look who’s talking,” says Inkman. “Oh, come one, is that the best you can come up with?” says Toiletry, but Inkman has already come up with something better. A squirt of ink to the face later, the villain finds himself stumbling around, losing his footing, and falling down the tower.

“We meet again,” says Sushi Man. “Yeah, I guess we do,” says Super Salmon. “I guess we should fight, seeing as we are arch enemies.” “Good idea,” says Sushi Man. Super Salmon focuses all his power on a point above Sushi Man’s head, and a giant salmon appears. But before it hits the villain, the fish has turned into harmless sushi. A few attempts later, and the floor is littered with sushi. “You know, I can do this all day,” says Super Salmon. “I don’t have to,” says Sushi Man, turning his nemesis into sushi.

4th Degree has found herself a target. Baboon Army is sitting around, doing nothing. She charges her claw with cold energies, and releases a bolt of frost at her victim. Unfortunately, Lightcrawler suddenly appears in the path of the bolt, and is instantly popsiclized. “Idiot!” says 4th Degree, slapping her forehead. But her claw is still charged with frosty energy, which is instantly discharged into her own body, turning her into a nice ice sculpture. “683,482!” says an oblivious Baboon Army.

[firepup]

That'd be awesome! Man, that would deserve a huge record...unfortunately, not a single person could have shot at me then. (Hint, hint...sorry to whoever has it out for me)

*sniper aims on Xykon fan* well crap. *turns and aims at someone else* you saw nothing.

At least I brought someone with me.

[Almighty Salmon]

Curiousity killed the Salmon. I guess you weren't bluffing then Fleeing Coward

[Khaldan]

SWEET! i made someone kill themselves with thier own superpower! that was worth the wait.

[Lord Herman]

{table]Superheroes|Action
Akaziel|Gezina
Almighty Salmon|Fleeing Coward
Atreyu|Captain van der Decken
Baboon Army|Air
Destro Yersul|Fredricus
Ezlo|firepup
HyramGraff|Moon Called
Indurain|Self
Ink|Lord Fullbladder
Kasz|Self
pingcode20|alec
radikalskippy|Funkyodor
Raiser B1ade|firepup
RocketBard|Moon Called
Supervillains|Action
Alarra|Self
alec|radikalskippy
Captain van der Decken|Akaziel
Castaras|Self
DarkLightDragon|Self
dun-dun-DUUN|Air
firepup|Atreyu
Fleeing Coward|Self
Fredricus|Air
Funkyodor|Destro Yersul
Gezina|Self
Khaldan|Air
Lord Fullbladder|Raiser B1ade
Moon Called|Indurain
purple gelatinous cube o' Doom|Self
Xykon Fan|Self[/table]


Superheroes
Baboon Army - Instantly generates random number between -74 and 1,585,092
Ezlo (Meatloaf Boy) - Indurain's sidekick, creates poisoned meatloaf
HyramGraff
Indurain (The Emperor) - Blinds people
Ink (Inkman) - Sprays ink at people
pingcode20 (Captain Catastrophe) - Absorbs luck
RocketBard (Roadie Dude) - Creates electricity with his air guitar
Akaziel - Telefragging powers
Almighty Salmon (Super Salmon) - Drops giant salmon on people
Atreyu (The Masked Llama) - Prehensile wool
Destro Yersul (Captain Obvious) - States the obvious and summons trout for no reason
Kasz - Turns things into cookies
radikalskippy (Sentinel Skippy) - Master of peanut butter
Raiser B1ade (Cow-man) - Shape-shifts into a cow

Supervillains
dun-dun-DUUN
Fleeing Coward (Sushi Man) - Turns anything and anyone into sushi
Gezina (The Veil) - Mistress of crushing darkness of doom
Khaldan - Falls off buildings really fast
Alarra - Creates pudding
alec
Captain van der Decken (The Blue Serpent) - Hypnotism, changes into a big blue snake
Castaras - Alarra's henchwoman, creates pie
DarkLightDragon (4th Degree) - Freezinating powers
firepup - Shoots bolts of force that somehow always end up killing his cat
Fredricus (Puzzle-man) - Falls to pieces and becomes whole again
Funkyodor (Funk Master) - Insane odor creation
Lord Fullbladder (Toiletry) - Controls sewage
Moon Called - Blinds people with anime, super strength
purple gelatinous cube o' Doom
Xykon Fan (Lightcrawler) - Tellyportation, Nightcrawler style


Please submit your actions before Friday, 18:00 GMT.

[Khaldan]

oh. crap. that isnt our plan..

[Indurain]

Guess we know who wins the battle of the blinds Moon Called.

[Raiser Blade]

pfffffft*

oh well you cant win em all

[Lord Herman]

oh. crap. that isnt our plan..

What, getting yourself killed was not the plan?

[Khaldan]

I hate superheoes now. DEATH!