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    In this thread you can post biggest, darkest secrets. Well it doesn't have to be that dark. It could be the most funniest secrets you ever post in this thread....
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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    I confess I kinda knew somebody was actually going to use that title.
    We're all adults here, so let's stop acting like schoolyard bullies.

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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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    Confession: I can't stand the suspense!
    I still can't!
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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    I confess that sometimes I forget my ex-wife's birthday... And my daughter's. And mine, for that matter.
    We're all adults here, so let's stop acting like schoolyard bullies.

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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    On the 50 page thing, I think it used to be an actual limit that threads had to stop at for technical reasons, but now it's just a rule that you have to stop around 50.
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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    Quote Originally Posted by Avianmosquito View Post
    I confess I kinda knew somebody was actually going to use that title.

    Confession:
    I had thought to label it, "Confessions 2: What's the worse that can happen?

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    Sure why not? What's the worse that can happen?
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    That is not funny at all
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    So just fyi, your attitude is deeply offensive
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    Dude....get off your high horse.
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    Confession: I decided to finally check out the confessions thread and dropped into the middle of this, immediately hit some stuff that stood on a nerve in stiletto heels, and promptly forgot it was the confessions thread.
    But it was time to go to work so I just copied and pasted from your post,

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    Goodbye thread. (Speeding the end here, aren't I?) Let's see what we get in Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.
    (Which is why the title has a period at the end).
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    Yay! New Confession thread, the legacy continues!

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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    Well, I guess this is the right place.
    I'm in a wheelchair. This often gets strange looks/questions from children.

    Once, when I was 16, a young boy - probably five or so - asked why I was in a chair. I looked him dead in the eye, and told him "this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables."

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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    Quote Originally Posted by Strigon View Post
    Well, I guess this is the right place.
    I'm in a wheelchair. This often gets strange looks/questions from children.

    Once, when I was 16, a young boy - probably five or so - asked why I was in a chair. I looked him dead in the eye, and told him "this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables."
    Nice. I've found pictures of scurvy victims a good motivator as well.
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    When I was a little boy for Christmas, I was wishing to get every single video game console and every video game exist. But it turns out I get only one video game console and five video games. Oh well it's better than nothing.

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    I think that I might be hated by some people here
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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    Don't worry about the old thread, let it die a natural death.

    For my 1st confession in the new thread ...

    I hate the Patriots!
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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    I think that I might be hated by some people here
    It's not me. You're a fine forum-goer, if a bit too Good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    I think that I might be hated by some people here


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    Wow, I just learned that 2D8HP is more of a mentor than I thought. How high is your WIS score?
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    ...2D8HP and Lettuce have both done a much better job of phrasing points I intended to make.

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    Holy crap 2d8HP! That's a hell of a novel you wrote. Thanks!

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    2D8HP, you keep shifting (in my mind) from a forty year old man who is pretty normal to a cranky old man who wants everything to be the way it was back before Korea.

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    You know what?
    All I had to do to be upset at this is just read the thread title,
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    That is not funny at all

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    Confession: I decided to finally check out the confessions thread and dropped into the middle of this, immediately hit some stuff that stood on a nerve in stiletto heels, and promptly forgot it was the confessions thread.

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    See this? This is confrontational, and it's unnecessary....

    ....But a post like this? You betray yourself, sir. This kind of post - and it's not the first of its kind by you, in this thread or others...

    ......You are insulting the people who disagree with you, and it's uncalled for.....
    .....But your attitude towards those who disagree is callous and dismissive, and you can do better than that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post


    Eh...

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    To be fair, that one where I said that I imagined you as a cranky old man was not an insult. It was actually a compliment. I have the deepest respect for my elders.
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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    To be fair, that one where I said that I imagined you as a cranky old man was not an insult. It was actually a compliment. I have the deepest respect for my elders.
    I know (the original post made that clear), it was just funnier that way, and it balanced out a compliment.

    Also, one of the "compliments" was obviously actually a criticism, but it was funnier for me not to notice the sarcasm.



    Besides:


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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    I was hoping this thread would die a death when it hit fifty pages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post

    Besides:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aedilred View Post
    I was hoping this thread would die a death when it hit fifty pages.
    Huh ... this is page one ;)

    Old thread is here ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostshadow View Post
    Huh ... this is page one ;)

    Old thread is here ;)
    But no one should be replying to it
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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    I left word there too.

    I must confess, I really hate the Patriots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    I think that I might be hated by some people here
    You should see what some of the people on this site think of me.
    We're all adults here, so let's stop acting like schoolyard bullies.

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    You should see what some of the people on this site think of me.
    I think...

    METAL!!!

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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    I am working on three different projects in my spare time
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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    Quote Originally Posted by ghostshadow View Post
    Huh ... this is page one ;)

    Old thread is here ;)
    You know what I mean.

    I just don't think this thread really serves any purpose. Probably only about one in ten posts are actual confessions or responses to them and the rest is just bumf of the sort that would otherwise go in Random Banter, except with a different clique.

    In any case I think the inhabitants of the previous thread were well aware that it had hit 50 pages; by replying there to tell them not to reply all it did was bump that thread back up nearer the top of the board, thus making it more likely people would reply to it.
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    Default Re: Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aedilred View Post
    ...I just don't think this thread really serves any purpose....
    Aedilred, I imagine that your either too virtuous to have much to confess, or too wise to!

    Anyway,
    Confession:
    Since the original thread is still going (despite being over 50 pages), I feel ridiculous in making this one.


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    I'm always lonely. I'm single and I don't have nobody to talk to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    I'm always lonely. I'm single and I don't have nobody to talk to.
    Yeah, I think that a good aligned drow would have that kind of problem. No one in the underdark wants to talk to you and everyone out of it thinks that you're evil.

    But it's okay, I can be your friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    Yeah, I think that a good aligned drow would have that kind of problem. No one in the underdark wants to talk to you and everyone out of it thinks that you're evil.

    But it's okay, I can be your friend.
    Aww..Thanks bestie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Aww..Thanks bestie.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaEL2cuUf6M
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