Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[2D8HP]

In this thread you can post biggest, darkest secrets. Well it doesn't have to be that dark. It could be the most funniest secrets you ever post in this thread....

old thread

[Avianmosquito]

I confess I kinda knew somebody was actually going to use that title.

[2D8HP]

Confession: I can't stand the suspense!

I still can't!

[Avianmosquito]

I confess that sometimes I forget my ex-wife's birthday... And my daughter's. And mine, for that matter.

[rooster707]

On the 50 page thing, I think it used to be an actual limit that threads had to stop at for technical reasons, but now it's just a rule that you have to stop around 50.

[2D8HP]

I confess I kinda knew somebody was actually going to use that title.

Confession: I had thought to label it, "Confessions 2: What's the worse that can happen?

Sure why not? What's the worse that can happen?

Spoiler: The worse that can happen

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That is not funny at all

So just fyi, your attitude is deeply offensive

Dude....get off your high horse.

Confession: I decided to finally check out the confessions thread and dropped into the middle of this, immediately hit some stuff that stood on a nerve in stiletto heels, and promptly forgot it was the confessions thread.

But it was time to go to work so I just copied and pasted from your post,

Goodbye thread. (Speeding the end here, aren't I?) Let's see what we get in Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

(Which is why the title has a period at the end).

[Bartmanhomer]

Yay! New Confession thread, the legacy continues!

When I was a little boy, On Halloween I scare little kids with my scary costume and I stole their candy.

[Strigon]

Well, I guess this is the right place.
I'm in a wheelchair. This often gets strange looks/questions from children.

Once, when I was 16, a young boy - probably five or so - asked why I was in a chair. I looked him dead in the eye, and told him "this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables."

[Inevitability]

Well, I guess this is the right place.
I'm in a wheelchair. This often gets strange looks/questions from children.

Once, when I was 16, a young boy - probably five or so - asked why I was in a chair. I looked him dead in the eye, and told him "this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables."

Nice. I've found pictures of scurvy victims a good motivator as well.

[Bartmanhomer]

When I was a little boy for Christmas, I was wishing to get every single video game console and every video game exist. But it turns out I get only one video game console and five video games. Oh well it's better than nothing.

[8BitNinja]

I think that I might be hated by some people here

[lylsyly]

Don't worry about the old thread, let it die a natural death.

For my 1st confession in the new thread ...

I hate the Patriots!

[Inevitability]

I think that I might be hated by some people here

It's not me. You're a fine forum-goer, if a bit too Good.

[2D8HP]

I think that I might be hated by some people here

Eh...

Spoiler: You win some

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Wow, I just learned that 2D8HP is more of a mentor than I thought. How high is your WIS score?

...2D8HP and Lettuce have both done a much better job of phrasing points I intended to make.

D-damn, dude. That's intense.

Wow. Those are both mighty moving, and I'd like to see more of each.

You are welcome at my game any time. This is playing right people!

Like 2D8HP expressed, as long as the setting is BADASS!

Holy crap 2d8HP! That's a hell of a novel you wrote. Thanks!

I like the cut of your jib.

I am really, really impressed by your ability to turn everything into a "old D&D was better" statement. Here we have a thread about tolerance for racial fetishes, and somehow you still manage to make your point!

You're like this forums Cato the Elder.

Spoiler: And then you lose even more!

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2D8HP, you keep shifting (in my mind) from a forty year old man who is pretty normal to a cranky old man who wants everything to be the way it was back before Korea.

It was a dark and dreadful time. It's good that it passed.

You know what?
All I had to do to be upset at this is just read the thread title,
and the creator's first post.

That is not funny at all

So just fyi, your attitude is deeply offensive

Dude....get off your high horse.

Confession: I decided to finally check out the confessions thread and dropped into the middle of this, immediately hit some stuff that stood on a nerve in stiletto heels, and promptly forgot it was the confessions thread.

and you had to roll for stats uphill both ways, through the rain and the snow

In this thread & others 2D8HP has pretty clearly said that he's dismissive of anyone who enjoys different play-styles to his own and considers them to be inferior. So...

Your elvish spelling is horrible, it's spelt B't'm'f'tb'', obviously.

See this? This is confrontational, and it's unnecessary....

....But a post like this? You betray yourself, sir. This kind of post - and it's not the first of its kind by you, in this thread or others...

......You are insulting the people who disagree with you, and it's uncalled for.....
.....But your attitude towards those who disagree is callous and dismissive, and you can do better than that.

Posts like this make me wonder why you bother with this forum. It's obvious you're not interested in 5E as written.

Eh. I like having lots of options. I like having the freedom to choose from a wide variety of possibilities to build a wide array of characters. 5e is already pretty streamlined. If you want to reduce it that much, you might as well make a simple fantasy heartbreaker and be done with it.

[8BitNinja]

Eh...

Spoiler: You win some

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Spoiler: And then you lose even more!

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To be fair, that one where I said that I imagined you as a cranky old man was not an insult. It was actually a compliment. I have the deepest respect for my elders.

[2D8HP]

To be fair, that one where I said that I imagined you as a cranky old man was not an insult. It was actually a compliment. I have the deepest respect for my elders.

I know (the original post made that clear), it was just funnier that way, and it balanced out a compliment.

Also, one of the "compliments" was obviously actually a criticism, but it was funnier for me not to notice the sarcasm.



Besides:

[Aedilred]

I was hoping this thread would die a death when it hit fifty pages.

[8BitNinja]

Besides:

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I will never forget this

[lylsyly]

I was hoping this thread would die a death when it hit fifty pages.

Huh ... this is page one ;)

Old thread is here ;)

[8BitNinja]

Huh ... this is page one ;)

Old thread is here ;)

But no one should be replying to it

[lylsyly]

I left word there too.

I must confess, I really hate the Patriots.

[Avianmosquito]

I think that I might be hated by some people here

You should see what some of the people on this site think of me.

[2D8HP]

You should see what some of the people on this site think of me.

I think...

METAL!!!

[8BitNinja]

I am working on three different projects in my spare time

[Aedilred]

Huh ... this is page one ;)

Old thread is here ;)

You know what I mean.

I just don't think this thread really serves any purpose. Probably only about one in ten posts are actual confessions or responses to them and the rest is just bumf of the sort that would otherwise go in Random Banter, except with a different clique.

In any case I think the inhabitants of the previous thread were well aware that it had hit 50 pages; by replying there to tell them not to reply all it did was bump that thread back up nearer the top of the board, thus making it more likely people would reply to it.

[2D8HP]

...I just don't think this thread really serves any purpose....

Aedilred, I imagine that your either too virtuous to have much to confess, or too wise to!

Anyway,
Confession: Since the original thread is still going (despite being over 50 pages), I feel ridiculous in making this one.

[Bartmanhomer]

I'm always lonely. I'm single and I don't have nobody to talk to.

[8BitNinja]

I'm always lonely. I'm single and I don't have nobody to talk to.

Yeah, I think that a good aligned drow would have that kind of problem. No one in the underdark wants to talk to you and everyone out of it thinks that you're evil.

But it's okay, I can be your friend.

[Bartmanhomer]

Yeah, I think that a good aligned drow would have that kind of problem. No one in the underdark wants to talk to you and everyone out of it thinks that you're evil.

But it's okay, I can be your friend.

Aww..Thanks bestie.

[8BitNinja]

Aww..Thanks bestie.

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