Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[Celestia]

One time, I pooped a poop so huge that I literally passed out from the pain and woke up lying face down on the bathroom floor.

[Velaryon]

Well Mikey Dangerously is a Boss Monster Ordinary Hero Card. He's a thief. He got 4 hit points. It's said on the card: He's the town jerk and loves every minute of it. You don't want a get mixed up with him. He's a loner...a rebel. One of my YouTube subscriber told me that he's have a friend named Mikey Dangerously in real life and he also said that card is very rare. I even made a D&D 3.5 character sheet of Mikey Dangerously.

Ah, okay. For some reason my sleep-deprived brain skipped right over the part where you said it was a hero card and was thinking of the boss cards. Total derp on my part.

[Bartmanhomer]

Ah, okay. For some reason my sleep-deprived brain skipped right over the part where you said it was a hero card and was thinking of the boss cards. Total derp on my part.

Don't worry about it. I was so shocked and surprised that Mikey Dangerously was a real person.

[Spanish_Paladin]

One time, I pooped a poop so huge that I literally passed out from the pain and woke up lying face down on the bathroom floor.

You are epic, milady!!!

My respect :)

[Bartmanhomer]

One time, I pooped a poop so huge that I literally passed out from the pain and woke up lying face down on the bathroom floor.

Aye carumba!

[8BitNinja]

One time, I pooped a poop so huge that I literally passed out from the pain and woke up lying face down on the bathroom floor.

I can't decide whether this is a feat of biology or a problem you need to get addressed.

[Celestia]

I can't decide whether this is a feat of biology or a problem you need to get addressed.

Well, it only happened the one time almost ten years ago, so I doubt it's some sort of problem.

[Razade]

Well, it only happened the one time almost ten years ago, so I doubt it's some sort of problem.

Passing out while pooping (or even having heart attacks) isn't that uncommon (the heart attack thing is less common. But it's how Elvis Presley died.) or at least, not uncommon enough for us not to know why it happens. It's a complication with the Valsalva maneuver. Vasovagal Syncope is when someone passes out due to certain triggers, one of them pooping. Passing out at the sight of blood is also a form of Vasovagal Syncope. It's caused by a dramatic decrease in blood pressure and thus less blood going to your brain box. Something that happens when you're straining and then....not straining anymore.

[Bartmanhomer]

I used to like Pokémon but I got bored of it.

[Celestia]

Passing out while pooping (or even having heart attacks) isn't that uncommon (the heart attack thing is less common. But it's how Elvis Presley died.) or at least, not uncommon enough for us not to know why it happens. It's a complication with the Valsalva maneuver. Vasovagal Syncope is when someone passes out due to certain triggers, one of them pooping. Passing out at the sight of blood is also a form of Vasovagal Syncope. It's caused by a dramatic decrease in blood pressure and thus less blood going to your brain box. Something that happens when you're straining and then....not straining anymore.

Interesting. Yeah, that's probably what it was.

[Bartmanhomer]

I was bullied when I was a little boy and I fight back.

[8BitNinja]

I do historical research for fun. But it's mostly for an RPG I'm making.

[Bartmanhomer]

I drink 10 energy drinks at one point in my life.

[AMFV]

I drink 10 energy drinks at one point in my life.

Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump up those numbers man.

[Bartmanhomer]

Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump up those numbers man.

Really? You mean to tell me that drinking 10 energy drinks is not enough?

[Spanish_Paladin]

Really? You mean to tell me that drinking 10 energy drinks is not enough?

He is probably joking, don't drink that **** your health will thank you.

[Bartmanhomer]

He is probably joking, don't drink that **** your health will thank you.

Well I didn't see a colored text. So it's hard for me to tell if he was joking or not and I know that energy drinks isn't good for me I have to learn that the hard way.

[8BitNinja]

I'm a fan of power metal

[Bartmanhomer]

I'm a fan of power metal

Cool. I love all types of music.

[Velaryon]

I drink 10 energy drinks at one point in my life.

I've had one energy drink in my entire life, and I hated it.

It was a Red Bull that was given to me for free, and I still think I paid too much for it.

[Bartmanhomer]

I've had one energy drink in my entire life, and I hated it.

It was a Red Bull that was given to me for free, and I still think I paid too much for it.

I drink Red Bull and honestly to me it's a good drink. The only drink that I drink 10 times was regular Monster energy drinks and I was very irritating at the group therapy back then. I said shut up to my therapist and she kicked me out of the group.

[WarKitty]

Random thought back to earlier:

I feel like most online alignment tests don't really have a good idea of how lawful people function. One major thing is most lawful, especially lawful good people, tend to have a fairly structured idea of law hierarchy and what makes something a lawful authority. It's common to have some existential concept of "right" that trumps purported authority, along with a fairly clear idea of what authority trumps which one.

[Velaryon]

Random thought back to earlier:

I feel like most online alignment tests don't really have a good idea of how lawful people function. One major thing is most lawful, especially lawful good people, tend to have a fairly structured idea of law hierarchy and what makes something a lawful authority. It's common to have some existential concept of "right" that trumps purported authority, along with a fairly clear idea of what authority trumps which one.

I think that's definitely true. Part of it may come from the somewhat blurry (to me, anyway) distinction between lawful good and neutral good. It seems like LG gets stuck with a little too much adherence to legal authority, whether said authority is morally good or not, in order to separate it from NG.

[8BitNinja]

I generally don't like to tell people that I like to play D&D.

[Bartmanhomer]

I generally don't like to tell people that I like to play D&D.

Seriously? Why is that? I'm curious.

[WarKitty]

Seriously? Why is that? I'm curious.

I've definitely had a few people who didn't get that D&D wasn't basically the adult version of kids running around yelling "Bang, I shot you!" "No you didn't, you missed!"

[Bartmanhomer]

I've definitely had a few people who didn't get that D&D wasn't basically the adult version of kids running around yelling "Bang, I shot you!" "No you didn't, you missed!"

Ok....

[8BitNinja]

Seriously? Why is that? I'm curious.

People around me generally have this idea that if you play D&D, you're this loser who has no life and spends his nights and weekends in his mom's basement with his loser friends. While for the most part, this stereotype for TRPG players isn't true at all (I'm sure there is a small minority who fits the stereotype), I'd rather not be associated with that notion.

[Bartmanhomer]

People around me generally have this idea that if you play D&D, you're this loser who has no life and spends his nights and weekends in his mom's basement with his loser friends. While for the most part, this stereotype for TRPG players isn't true at all (I'm sure there is a small minority who fits the stereotype), I'd rather not be associated with that notion.

People with that type of attitude is very narrow-minded and ignorant. I play D&D myself and that doesn't make me a loser. I'm mean seriously that have no clue what they're talking about.

[8BitNinja]

People with that type of attitude is very narrow-minded and ignorant. I play D&D myself and that doesn't make me a loser. I'm mean seriously that have no clue what they're talking about.

I know, and no one thinks you're a loser either. It's just that TRPGs have, even at the start, has been kind of a subculture for "nerds" (this word has almost no concrete definition) despite the fact that it was a game made by a hunter and gun collector (turns out Mr. Gygax and I have a lot more in common than I initially thought when I started playing D&D).