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2017-07-07, 05:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-07, 05:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-07, 06:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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2017-07-07, 12:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* We are no longer allowed to weaponize the Chunky Salsa Effect.
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2017-07-07, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-07, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
not even to grant a boost to intimidation checks?
*sigh* no more firearms in a 150m radius around josé the inquisitor, on pain of flying charcuterie. it's for golarion's safety, not josé's.
(yup, i was litterally allowed only one canonade, and nothing even remotely resembling anything similar. my dm hated it too much)
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2017-07-07, 03:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-07, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-07, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-07, 04:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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*May not make annoying bone puns whenever possible.
**May also not make fish puns.
***Or time puns.
****Actually, just don't. No, not even then.Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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2017-07-07, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I am no longer allowed as dm to introduce any npc based off of Bender from Futurama.
**Or R2D2.
***I am no longer allowed to have warforged NPCs.Blank 3.5 Character Creator Iron Chef Style Tables (in Google Sheets)
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2017-07-07, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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* If the word 'infinite' is involved anywhere in my plan, it is banned.
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2017-07-07, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-08, 05:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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* May not apply penalties for high gravities while the spaceship is accelerating at full thrust.
** Powerful weapons may no longer pierce the hull.
*** It is my fault if the PCs aren't wearing vac suits in space combat.
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2017-07-08, 07:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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*Even if my character can use some form of necromancy, the catgirls killed from your application of RL-physics are not valid targets form reanimation.
(I feel this is self-explaining... but where *did* that meme come from?)Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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2017-07-08, 06:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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*When stealing weapons from other settings, they must all share the same level of seriousness.
**Transuranic Arquebus is fine.
***So is Gravitic Torsion Cannon
**** I can't call it a Gravy Gun, no matter what it does to its targets.
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2017-07-08, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*My Paladin is no longer allowed to hand out pamphlets of "alternative theories" at the museum displaying drake and dragon skeletons and proposing they have a common ancestor.
* "It's Fire God and Steve, not Adam and Eve" is not my Paladin's battle cry, even if he does follow the god of love.Last edited by Christopher K.; 2017-07-08 at 06:09 PM.
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2017-07-08, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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...What do you mean it's not Plan A? The only reasons to even have any other plan are either that you don't have enough explosives, or you need to minimize collateral damage for some reason.
*Must inform Johnsons that hiring a slightly-insane Russian rigger and demolitions expert named Boris "Boomer" Bezrukov is probably a bad idea if they have a problem with collateral damage.
**Cannot play a slightly-insane Russian rigger and demolitions expert named Boris "Boomer" Bezrukov again.
***Still banned from riggers and skill with explosives.
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2017-07-09, 04:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero.
***** The Gravy Gun does not do this either.Last edited by goto124; 2017-07-10 at 03:56 AM.
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2017-07-09, 05:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-09, 07:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Well if we don't have enough explosives, we're obviously doing something wrong.
* Warhorses are not food rations that "haven't expired yet".
** I'm banned from making cooking checks while digging out of a land wyrm's gut.
*** No longer allowed to bring up the debate of whether a creature's stomach has a Dex bonus to AC that can be denied.
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2017-07-09, 08:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Originally Posted by goto124
Originally Posted by DigoDragon
** the following are not emergency rations: your own animal companion(s), the teammate's animal companion(s), teammates, random npc's, enemies, monsters, and the bard (despite precedent).
*** random enemies, npc's and monsters are considered "distasteful rations" at best.
**** just because cannibalism is an old tradition doesn't mean you should abuse it.
***** just because your life expectancy is so low your chances of getting sick and dying to prions is minute does not make it any more pragmatic!
* flamethrowers, molotovs, and other incendiaries do not give a bonus to cooking checks.
** no more cooking with explosives either: scraping food off the ceiling is annoying.
*** sacrificing the team's cooking pot for the making of a nail-bomb trap was uncalled for in terms of cruelty (this was shortly after the boston marathon bombing... i'm not proud to say the weapons used inspired me to get out of a tight spot)
as an aside, i'm banned in real life of cooking with alcohol due to a mishap involving me making soup catch fire. i'm proud of it, my friends still wonder how i pulled it off.
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2017-07-09, 10:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-09, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Should we find a burned-out farming community, I may not insist that the cleric resurrect the cattle so we have traveling rations.
** I may not question the power of her deity when she refuses.
*** Or her commitment to her deity.
**** Or her deity's commitment to her.
* Keeping a list of the order in which other party members become emergency rations is okay, but I should not make a point of informing people where they stand on the list.
** Nor should I start working my way down the list when there isn't a food emergency.
*** Even if there is a food emergency, I have to at least attempt to use my Survival skill to find food before killing and eating other PCs. I have a +22, fergodssakes.
** It's reasonable to eat other PCs before I eat my animal companion. I should not, however, eat other PCs before eating the horses we stole from some random bandits we killed.
Oh, yeah, and:
** Being a half-orc may mean that eating the elven wizard is not technically cannibalism, but that doesn't mean that it's okay.
*** Eating a human or an orc is not "only half-cannibalism". There is no such thing as "half-cannibalism".
**** That doesn't make it okay, either.Last edited by John Campbell; 2017-07-09 at 02:18 PM.
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2017-07-09, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-10, 03:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by goto124; 2017-07-10 at 03:56 AM.
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2017-07-10, 04:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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It's close to dinnertime here in Korea... what *is* that dish?
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2017-07-10, 05:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Honestly, it sounds like a sandwich to me.
* At no point should the Thri-Kreen's shopping list and the food order be confused.
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2017-07-10, 06:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-10, 06:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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