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2017-07-19, 02:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Fireball is not the correct response to social encounters.
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2017-07-19, 03:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2017-07-19, 06:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2017-07-19, 08:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2017-07-19, 09:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-19, 09:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-19, 09:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
You guys are all wrong. Horrid Wilting doesn't allow Evasion like Fireball, isn't blocked by Death Ward like Enervation, or deflected by Ray Deflection.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2017-07-19, 09:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
... party pooper.
*if guizonde is inebriated, he is banned the following both irl and in-game: flamethrowers, table-dancing, throwing knives, tequila (as a weapon), silly hats, conga lines, dismemberment, acting sober, warpaint, rock-climbing gear, power tools, and anything involving diplomacy (shotgun or otherwise).
... little do they know the only reason i weaponize tequila is that i hate the stuff with a passion.
**if guizonde is sober, he is banned the following both irl and in-game: speaking in tongues, giving the dm a headache, generating a critical hit that needs a calculator to resolve (ever again), silly hats (again), weaponizing tequila, acting sober, seasoning the food of the group, and anything involving common sense (it's too out of character).
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2017-07-19, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
** You do not roll initiative with 10d6.
* When the pyromaniac sorcerer discovers that basically everything is resistant or immune to his fire spells, encouraging him to take sonic spells with, "pretty much nothing resists sonic," is fine. Encouraging him to then expend his shiny new orb of sound on the slaad is not.
** Laughing at him when he does so is rude.
*** "My character doesn't have Knowledge (The Planes)," is not an excuse.
(Game rules note: Slaadi are one of the very, very few things immune to sonic damage. I knew this. He didn't.)Play your character, not your alignment.
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2017-07-19, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
While 'fireball-happy' might be a bit of an understatement, it's not actually the problem. The character in question is out of the 'socially inept genius' mold, and as such is grumpy, blunt well past the point of rudeness, and breathtakingly indifferent to both authority and the dignity of same, particularly when there is a job that he feels needs doing. In other words, he's brilliant, wise, and about as charismatic as foot fungus.
* Bizarrely enough, the correct response to fire resistance actually is 'more fire' (three cheers for the Burn Everything/Elemental Adept feats )
* When told that 'throwing money at everything isn't a great solution, and almost certainly won't work in combat', must not start researching the possibilities of gold pieces as railgun ammunition.
** Your elemental airship already has magitek laser cannons, enchanted ballistae with high-explosive bolts, space travel capability, reactive camouflage, 'forcefields', instant long-distance communication, more speed than almost any other ship in the sky, a nascent artificial intelligence, and is bigger on the inside. It does not need a railgun just for the sake of a bad joke.
*** No, you can't have a spell to summon gold elementals either.
**** Or create gold golems.
***** Just go back to being a fire-happy freak already!
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2017-07-19, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*My tinker gnome bard may not buy 10,000 marbles, a cord of wood, a cello, a drum, cymbals, and a glockenspiel.
**My bard has never even heard of the Wintergatan Marble Machine.
***FOR THE LAST TIME, GNO GNOMES!
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2017-07-19, 07:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2017-07-19, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Must not admit to misreading it as him having the brilliance and wisdom of foot fungus.
** May not ask if he's curable with a month-long treatment plan involving fungal cream and open-toed shoes.
*** If someone says 'sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguisable from technology',spaceshipairship falls everyone dies.Last edited by goto124; 2017-07-19 at 07:43 PM.
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2017-07-19, 07:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2017-07-19, 07:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2017-07-19, 08:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-07-19, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2017-07-20, 01:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Looking for a monster? Making a monster?
Age of Wariors,, A Homebrew Sequel to Tome of Battle (see also the original thread, disciplines table and prestige class table)
All My Homebrew
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2017-07-20, 09:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2017
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- On the surface of a geoid
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
[As DM]
*I may not have the BBEG use phrases such as "Solving Problems" and "Having a blast" literally, and have the players puzzle over what he means. Even if it's hilarious.
[As PC]
My Bards exploits should not result in the DM having to save against Tashas Hideous Laughter.
Or against Confusion.
My Wizard causing sleep is fine, due to precedent.My DM allows UA and some homebrews, but not SCAG or EE.
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2017-07-20, 09:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
The day I find a game is the day that HL2 Episode 3 is released!
My Brandenburg Interactive AAR game for EUIV.
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2017-07-20, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
i preferred calling it "expediting problems", until the dm wised up to the euphemism and decreed i was a pc of mass npc destruction. i know when not to destroy the plot, i know not when not to throw a curveball.
*no matter how much i protest, liberal application of rock salt, napalm, nukes, or violence is not a reasonable first way of dealing with the problem.
**even if i'm not directly responsible for the application of the above.
* "rock salt" is not a real condiment to spice up life... in shotshell format, anyways.
*"expediting problems" should never again involve defenestration, even if i never technically lied when i said i wanted to throw my problems out the window, the dm didn't know i was referring to the mafia kingpin and his lieutenants, and didn't know i was being litteral until too late.
**this also counts for throwing explosives out a window to create a getaway on a floor below me.
***no throwing the face out a window as a way to outsource "expediting a problem".
****even if it works and is peaceful.
*****next time i pull an edward, the dm is going to expedite his problem. namely, me. from at least two stories high.
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2017-07-20, 10:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
** There is no spell called Power Word: Defenestration.
****** Must not suggest dipping into Dashing Swordsman to gain immunity to shattered glass.
******* Can one even dip into PrCs?
******** It still won't protect from the fall damage.
********* There is no Protection from Defenestration.
********** Protection from Defenestration does not consist of carrying around a window.
*********** Even more so when it's sugar glass.
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2017-07-20, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*Yes, there is a spell called Defenestration Sphere. No, you may not use it as a first resort.
Spoiler: ContextAmusingly, there *is* such a spell in 3.5. It normally shoots the target up into the air(if they fail two Fort saves first, that is) and pushes them into a random direction. However, if there's a window in range, the target is automatically knocked into that direction instead.Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2017-07-20, 10:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2016
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- Between Bipolar cycles...
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* [The Dresden Files RPG] I am allowed and expected to be angry at the party for not being able to tell my character from another fae using Glamour to look like me.
* I am not to "go along with it for the laughs" and proceed to act outlandish for myself, confusing my doppelganger.
* No longer allowed to be the only one actually working to solve the mystery while still doing things like the above.
* While it does make me Grandmother's favorite grandchild*, my friends were so confused.
Spoiler: Context
My character was actually the daughter of a Changeling who "made their choice" to be fully human after I was born, resulting in me being a Minor Talent with only the Minor Glamour Power. (it was our first and only dip into Dresden and I had only read the game books.) My Grandmother (whom I knew was Fae and Winter court, but did not know the power level of) loved me because she got to claim me as a representative but I was not bound by the fae inability to lie. Despite being well meaning and fairly good, I caused more chaos than almost anyone else.
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2017-07-21, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
** Proving I am not a glamoured fae by telling a single obvious lie is acceptable. Doing so by lying about everything and everyone all the time is not.
*** Referencing the Immortals Can Lie scene from EGS is funny once.Looking for a monster? Making a monster?
Age of Wariors,, A Homebrew Sequel to Tome of Battle (see also the original thread, disciplines table and prestige class table)
All My Homebrew
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2017-07-21, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*May not try to convince anyone that half-elves, having pointy ears, are like vulcans and cannot lie. One, that's a lie. Two, anyone who's seen enough of the series knows vulcans can and do lie, despite their claims otherwise.
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2017-07-21, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* May no longer use FTL to travel less than a meter.
* I must seriously stop looking for ways to fire missiles at over half the speed of light.
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2017-07-21, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
... wait, in-atmosphere?
From what little I understand of physics, wouldn't that be less a case of 'rocks fall, everyone dies', and more a case of 'atmosphere is stripped away in a hellish firestorm and entire hemisphere is sterilized with hard radiation, everything dies'?
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2017-07-21, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
A baseball at 0.9 C takes out a baseball stadium, maybe a small town. Given that energy increases exponentially as you approach C, something at 0.5 C would definitely do a lot of damage, but it's not causing in atmosphere fusion with its mere passage. Something at 0.6 C is "just" a strategic nuke, not a country wiper.
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2017-07-21, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.