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    Quote Originally Posted by danielxcutter View Post
    I was picturing most of these being used as improvised bludgeoning weapons actually.
    is there any other way of using said "weapons"?

    i mean, let's be honest: there's a right way, and a wrong way. in this case, the wrong way is "not turning something into a paste by repeated application of x in the hindat close quarters".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guizonde View Post
    is there any other way of using said "weapons"?

    i mean, let's be honest: there's a right way, and a wrong way. in this case, the wrong way is "not turning something into a paste by repeated application of x in the hindat close quarters".
    I think you added an extra "not".
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    * Despite the evidence saying otherwise, HR is not run by friend computer.
    * Misfiled papers should not lead to field agents being issued water pistols instead of firearms.
    ** Especially if due to predictive branch they are then issued with water pistols.
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    * The combat medic is banned from having a hot tub in her room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    * Despite the evidence saying otherwise, HR is not run by friend computer.
    * Misfiled papers should not lead to field agents being issued water pistols instead of firearms.
    ** Especially if due to predictive branch they are then issued with water pistols.
    ***If issued a water pistol, may not requisition large quantities of DMSO and tranquilizers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigoDragon View Post
    * The combat medic is banned from having a hot tub in her room.
    Where else is she supposed to put it? If she puts it in the common area, then everyone else will use it and she'll have to clean it more often.
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    Where else is she supposed to put it? If she puts it in the common area, then everyone else will use it and she'll have to clean it more often.
    The location of the tub did not deter anyone from coming over to use it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigoDragon View Post
    The location of the tub did not deter anyone from coming over to use it.
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    * May not write fan fiction until I know actual details of the game.
    ** I am not allowed rule 34.
    You are not far off the mark.


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    *May not defer all my "roleplaying an elf interacting with people" choices to the Elfmulator6000, regardless of how accurate it is.

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    *May no longer play Warlocks
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    ***Especially if the Warlock is a Goblin
    ****Irish goblins are right out
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    *In a Marvel Roleplay, may not ask why various people and organizations are so hung up on recreating the Super Soldier Serum when it's been long established that you can make mutates that are much stronger than Captain America with genetic engineering.
    **I can only use examples that I know about in-character.
    ***Can not use me or other PCs as examples.
    ****May not point out that the planet is lousy with super-powered mutants, mutates, and aliens and that multiple people have stolen DNA from multible individuals without the donors noticing.
    *****Again, may not use myself or other PCs as examples.
    ******May not ask a government official why, if they had access to a version of the Connors formula that doesn't drive you insane, why the army didn't just train a battaleon of super-strong regenerating lizard men instead of creating American Kaiju.
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    *In a Marvel Roleplay, may not ask why various people and organizations are so hung up on recreating the Super Soldier Serum when it's been long established that you can make mutates that are much stronger than Captain America with genetic engineering.
    ** Cannot suggest it's because they didn't want to wait approximately two decades to find out if their army had come out correctly or not.
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    ** Cannot suggest it's because they didn't want to wait approximately two decades to find out if their army had come out correctly or not.
    *** Cannot point out that this a superhero setting and that someone could probably find time technology to speed that up to something like a few hours, just lying around from some mad supervillains science experiment or abandoned lab. Like seriously, wacky inventions in superhero settings like a dime a dozen, how aren't there labs dedicated to examining and replicating this stuff?
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    ** Cannot suggest it's because they didn't want to wait approximately two decades to find out if their army had come out correctly or not.
    ***May not counter by pointing to half of Spider-Man's rogue's gallery who were all humans given superpowers partially or fully becuase of genetic engineering.
    ****Like the Scorpion, who was spliced with Radioactive Scorpion genes. Or the Lizard, who injected himself with a mutagenic serum derived from lizard DNA.
    *****May not point out that the Us Military has a perfected version of that serum that doesn't result in super-villains and that they could have just used it to give volunteering soldiers the abillty to change into lizard-men instead of using it to try and make a second Captain America.

    There's Also Itsy-Bitsy, who went from a heroin addict to one of the most powerful regenerators and dangerous killers on the planet with just an infusion of DNA from Spider-Man and Deadpool.
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    I mean, it's not like it's not theoretically possible to perform GM on fully grown living organisms, but yeah I forgot how insane comics are.

    And I though science fiction could be stupid, at least their future technology is actually in the future (normally, unless somebody's invented time travel).
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    ******May not ask a government official why, if they had access to a version of the Connors formula that doesn't drive you insane, why the army didn't just train a battaleon of super-strong regenerating lizard men instead of creating American Kaiju.
    *******May not hypothesize that while the aforesaid serum might not make someone literally insane, it might have other deleterious effects that could result in something like the following exchange:

    Quote Originally Posted by Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science, Inc.
    Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis lizard DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis lizard men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
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    *******May not hypothesize that while the aforesaid serum might not make someone literally insane, it might have other deleterious effects that could result in something like the following exchange:
    ********May not counter that American Kaiju is literally a Gaint Radioactive version of the Lizard, so if they were willing to make that it would probably have been safer, cheaper, and easier to contain the test subject for the Lizard Super Soldiers than it would be to contain what they actually tried if it went bad.
    *********May not then say that, okay, maybe they weren't expecting Todd Ziller to turn into a Kaiju, but then question what the heck else they expected to happen when they used Gamma Radiation, Pym Particles, Mutant Growth Hormones, and The Connor's formula to fill in the gaps in the Super Soldier Serum?

    I mean, doyalist, Marvel wanted to have a Godzilla knock off for when the Avengers came into conflict with Shield, but in-universe the idea was stupid... especially in hindsight, and well, it mada sense to make a comment about that.
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    I'm not up to date with comics, and read pretty sporadically back in the day, so I'm unfamiliar with that storyline and character. I wasn't so much making a serious reply as taking an excuse to quote Cave Johnson.
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    *We may not interrogate a prisoner by tying them to a chair with our constitutant matter and then sing "It's A Small World" overand over again until they break.
    **We may not argue that this makes us "good cop."
    ***Even if "Bad Cop" wanted us to threaten to eat the prisoner's brains.
    ****We may not state out loud that brains taste nasty in a context and with a tone that implies that we know this from experience
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    *We may not interrogate a prisoner by tying them to a chair with our constitutant matter and then sing "It's A Small World" overand over again until they break.
    **We may not argue that this makes us "good cop."
    ***Even if "Bad Cop" wanted us to threaten to eat the prisoner's brains.
    ****We may not state out loud that brains taste nasty in a context and with a tone that implies that we know this from experience
    To be fair, Scar is a really Bad Dude, and the use of that song is even below his standards...
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    *May not attempt to solve every magical puzzle by peeing on them.
    ** May not take a long, hearty drink from my canteen.
    ***May not learn the create and destroy water spell.
    ****The bottom halves of centaurs are not an acceptable food material.

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    ****The bottom halves of centaurs are not an acceptable food material.
    y tho?

    i mean, sure, horse meat tastes a bit foul, but compared to say... long pig? i don't know which one i'd try first. a centaur offers both options!

    *cannibalism is not a commonly accepted tradition in all the settings i play in.
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    * May not argue with the Thri-Kreen over which party members are emergency rations.
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    * May not argue with the Thri-Kreen over which party members are emergency rations.
    **May not declare the Thri-Kreen emergency rations.
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    * May not play a Thri-Kreen in a party of elves.
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    *"What Would Spider-Man Do?" cannot be my motto in any setting where Spider-Man doesn't exist, either as an individual or as a franchise.
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    *May not play a non-humanoid and decide that societal/political rank is determined by solely by hat size and splendour, and proceed to violently attempt to usurp the throne/papacy based on the notion that "I has besterest hat, is boss now".
    **No matter how adorable I find my Tri-Kreen, Warforged or Eldrich horror looks in it's ludicrously oversized and gaudy sunbonnet.

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    Default Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by oxybe View Post
    *May not play a non-humanoid and decide that societal/political rank is determined by solely by hat size and splendour, and proceed to violently attempt to usurp the throne/papacy based on the notion that "I has besterest hat, is boss now".
    **No matter how adorable I find my Tri-Kreen, Warforged or Eldrich horror looks in it's ludicrously oversized and gaudy sunbonnet.
    ***Hy may alzo not play ein Jägermonster, even iff hats iz aktually ein big part ov their social kustomz.
    ****Hy especially may not play a Jägermonster in anytink but der Girl Genius settink.
    *****Even iff der komik does it, hy schould not try to write der Jäger aksent fonetikally.
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