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2018-01-28, 08:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2018-01-28, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*Even if allowed to design my own school of magic, 'fingernails' will never be allowed.
**Toenails are worse.
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2018-01-30, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2018-01-30, 09:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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- East of Hell
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*Just because I put the effort into learning how to learning how magic actually works and bothered to learn how to efficiently build my Wizard so that he actually could perform his assigned role (anti-mage, self-defense, and minor AoE through thermokinetics) does not mean my DM has any idea how any of these systems work.
**Even though every single time he plays, he insists on playing a spellcaster of some description, and is 9 times out of 10 a bloody minionmancer.
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2018-02-03, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2005
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- Terra Ephemera
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* The correct counter to the DM deploying an antimagic field in combat against us is not "let's make this entire session about questioning and arguing about what bonuses we keep, what bonuses we lose, and what the errata says every single round so that the DM never does this to us again."
** Planning this ALOUD so that the DM can hear it is extra-incorrect.
*** .... it also works, dammit.I'm not an evil GM! Honest!
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2018-02-03, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Cannot postpone the first session because the GM is unsure if magitech rail rifles break the 'no post-medieval tech' rule.
** No longer allowed to play characters who specialise in technology.
*** Even if the class was originally released by the creators.
**** Especially if I can provide a scientific-sounding explanation for every spell-replicating device my character builds.
***** This goes double if I spend time converting that explanation into magi-babble.
For the record, the explanations so far boil down to 'generates a magnetic field with copper rails', 'collects moisture then rapidly disperses it', and 'randomly shifts light wavelengths when it hits it', for my Thunder Cannon, Fog Cloud Orb, and Blur Cloak. I was considering what an engineer in a D&D world might be like, seeing as my GM okayed the Artificer class (then said I might be restricted to Alchemist, still no reply), and as we have a literal pixie in the group fighting back with stupid explanations for 'I use my device to cast a spell' seems appropriate.
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2018-02-03, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*no, hellguns with slings are not "man-sized fishing rods".
**heavy bolters and magnetic extenders are not "post-human-sized fishing rods".
***... what's the deal with this party and mcgyvering with their gun slings, anyway?
*no more blaming the dice to justify gross incompetence.
**even if it's to open the way for the party face to rock.
***especially then!
*wedgies are not considered "advanced interrogation techniques".
**wedgies are not considered "advanced medical assistance".
***wedgies cannot replace cpr!
****no more justifying giving wedgies to mooks.
*****or teammates.
******or personnel.
*if the laws of physics are taking me to court for assault and battery, i can't defend myself by saying "the dice made me do it!"
**even if it's true.
***no preemptively bribing judges just in case.
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2018-02-14, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I must stop referring to Valentine's Day exclusively as "Try to Give Your Lover Diabetes Day"
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2018-02-14, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Actual quote from a half-orc ranger I played for years:
"Chondathan my third language. How good your Orcish?"
I was constantly amazed by how often even the other members of the party forgot that I wasn't dumb (12 Int, 14 Wis) just because I spoke the party's common language badly. Especially when none of them spoke my native language at all.Play your character, not your alignment.
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2018-02-14, 07:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
The reason I like the monosyllabic trait it's that out takes a LOT of effort to pull of and can require a quite good grasp of English.
Interestingly my character is also likely going to be speaking his third language during the game, although class and race might change due to party composition. I do plan to flub words and say the wrong thing occasionally, as well as using an atrocious accent (I'm thinking going west country, just for the giggles). When speaking in my character's native tongue (which is going to be the world's equivalent of Arabic, as my character is middle eastern) I'll use my native accent.
* Even if I have the prestidigitation and mending cantrips I am expected to wear something that isn't expensive silks.
* My motivation for studying transmutation magic/devoting myself to a deity was not to try to find a permanent sex change spell.
** I cannot make the GM wonder why she let me make a transgender character.Last edited by Anonymouswizard; 2018-02-14 at 07:41 PM.
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2018-02-15, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*The phrase "What do you mean I don't get to bake my own wedding cake?" should not be accompanied by an intimidation roll.
**Especially not if you roll a nat 20.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-02-15, 08:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
****Using the Giant Boot will result in being held in contempt of court
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2018-02-15, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-15, 10:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Last edited by Personification; 2018-02-15 at 10:58 PM.
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2018-02-16, 02:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* The language of Djinn is not Tohnic.
** It is not my Genasi's native language either.
* I must stop referring to Bahamut as 'the great fish'.
** He is not having a whale of a time.
* Scimitars are meant for two weapon fighting, not dueling. That's why they deal 1d6 damage and have the light tag.
** Cannot blame it on WotC not providing separate sabre stats.
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2018-02-16, 08:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
you blindsided me with that play on words. awesome.
*groan* why do i chuckle at those puns?!
if it helps, let's start a support group for saber duelists who think rapiers are overrated. i struggled alongside my dm to get a saber that acted just like a rapier. the closest we came to was finding the dueling sword in pathfinder, which is just a longsword that can do power attacks and finesse if you have the exotic proficiency. we ended up reskinning a rapier and calling it an officer's saber, based on historical french and english infantry sabers. they're rapiers that can somewhat do slashing attacks. annoying, isn't it?
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2018-02-16, 08:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- Sharangar's Revenge
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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2018-02-16, 09:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2014
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2018-02-16, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
to think it all started with a botched intimidation roll... then a botched medicae roll... then a successful medicae roll...
although, to be fair, if you've worn a climbing harness before, you kinda have to appreciate how wedgies save lives... in a painful-to-the-nether-regions way. but i'd rather have a sore rear end than a flat and liquid full-body collision.
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2018-02-16, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Yeah, this is 5e so a sabre would probably be a rapier, but with slashing damage!
I like sabres, in fact I like almost all curved cutting swords. I suppose I could refluff my character to use a scimitar as they're supposed to be middle eastern, but I prefer the design I associate with sabres more. It's one of those reflections of modern D&D having a technology that grabs from several related time periods (from the 'Dark Ages' to the Renaissance) instead of basing their technology on one.
It's the weakness of using specific weapons but not providing a decent construction system. If GMs aren't okay with houserules then you'll end up having to refluff weapons that are just slightly wrong. This is why I like weapon categories, you take a dueling weapon, or a polearm, or paired weapons, and fluff to your heart's content.
Yeah, I'd honestly be surprised if TSR never provided the stats for one, considering how many polearms they had.
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2018-02-17, 09:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*can't wander off whistling nonchallantly and just say "i'm gonna go have a few drinks with my buddy" when in fact i'm about to beg the admiral for a battalion of stormtroopers.
**can't answer "hold my beer" to the admiral after he asks an impossible task.
*starting tomato fights in taverns? bad idea.
*there's no such thing as a kill-to-gp ratio.
**despite half the team arguing in favor of it.
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2018-02-17, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Cannot suggest attack the peasant village for XP.
** Isn't my character supposed to be lawful?
* May not set fire to party members.
** Especially to use as makeshift lanterns.
*** The fact the rest of the players haven't read the Player's Handbook is not an excuse to pretend I don't have darkvision.
**** Even if this pixie is more annoying than Puck.
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2018-02-18, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I can't use Hellfire to heat up my cocoa.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-02-18, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* May not rob the spirits of the dead before they pay the ferryman.
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2018-02-18, 10:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-02-20, 03:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-20, 06:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* May not quit adventuring because becoming a bartender gives more combat prowess.
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2018-02-20, 12:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
When asked by my DM wether his insanity and illusion infested dungeon is appropriate for the party, I may not:
*claim that more insanity is more better
**give my DM ideas to introduce double, triple and quadruple bluffs to really screw over the party
***I should really stop screwing over my own party like this
****This is why Gno Gnomes was a rule in the first place...Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2018-02-20, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
When playing Dark Heresy 2nd ed:
* I must not complain about enemies being too weak
* I must not ask for xenos as enemies
* I must not ask for daemons as enemis
* I must not ask for Daemon Space Marines (multiple) as enemies.Extended Signature with Homebrew for 5e
All my homebrew is open for use or playtests for everyone. If used or playtested, i would LOVE to hear what you find of it!
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2018-02-20, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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