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    * My character must put clothes on at some point.
    ** 'There's no law against public nudity', while true in the country we're playing in, might not be true in-setting.
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    *Finding a way to weasel out of an oath to not tell my commander about the Paladin making a deal for power with a demon is within my character. Proceeding to lead the now murderously enraged paladin on a wild goose chase around our home base for half a day using lots of stealth cheese and summoned creatures is just rubbing it in.
    ** That same character cannot distract a couple of guards armed to the teeth by acting cute while Wild Shaped into a kitten. Especially if what they're guarding is a prison in Fantasy Siberia.
    *** If you want to play an impulsive and brash trickster so badly, cannot keep being unable to roll above a 5 on saves against Fear. Especially if I'm proficient in that save with high Wisdom, and have a decent time rolling Wisdom saves otherwise.
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    * While it may be a monstrosity, may not wild shape into Trump Tower.
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    An oath to the crown assumes you're enforcing local laws, not the law of your homeland wherever you go.
    *An oath to the crown as paladin does not automatically make you inspector javert
    ** You are not allowed to sing every line you say as an oath of the crown paladin, unless you multiclass bard
    *** You are not allowed to have been born inside a jail if you're oath of the crown
    **** Yes, your oath demands you chase down bread thieves until you catch them. Why are you asking
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    *Not allowed to create the only DMPC a party has ever liked, then kill him.
    **No matter how noble of a sacrifice it was.
    ***Yes, they would have literally rather saved him instead of the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harpier View Post
    ** That same character cannot distract a couple of guards armed to the teeth by acting cute while Wild Shaped into a kitten. Especially if what they're guarding is a prison in Fantasy Siberia.
    *** You cannot, CANNOT start grappling guards as a tiny kitten wildshaped monk.
    **** YES I KNOW THERE ARE NO SIZE RESTRICTIONS! I KNOW YOU RETAIN YOUR STRENGTH OF *reads* 22. This is silly.
    ***** The tiny kitten cannot have the burly bouncer in a headlock.
    ******THAT'S IT! That is the last time I'll allow you to pick an archetype that combines wildshape with monks.
    ******* No you cannot play a summoner of a diminuitive protean worm with constrict. I know what you plan to do.
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    * We may not bypass the entire dungeon by polymorphing into flies and just flying past all the guards and traps to the room where the Macguffin is.
    ** This does not make the party a swarm of Fine creatures and therefore make us immune to single-target effects like, e.g., flyswatters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Campbell View Post
    * We may not bypass the entire dungeon by polymorphing into flies and just flying past all the guards and traps to the room where the Macguffin is.
    ** This does not make the party a swarm of Fine creatures and therefore make us immune to single-target effects like, e.g., flyswatters.
    May not argue it is just because you forgot size limitations on polymorph and should have used shape change.

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    * My AI character can't be a spam bot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Cannot play a pacifist in a setting based on martial arts anime.
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    May not argue it is just because you forgot size limitations on polymorph and should have used shape change.
    Nah, Fine vermin are totally within the bounds of polymorph's capabilities, at least in 3.5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    Cannot play a pacifist in a setting based on martial arts anime.
    *Similarly a wilderness campaign will not need a socialite.
    ** You cannot persuade wildlife to fight for you.
    *** Yes, you did roll an impressive result. Random small dog breeds, squirrels and deer does not qualify as a fighting force.
    **** 6 squirrels don't count as a swarm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sporeegg View Post
    **** 6 squirrels don't count as a swarm.
    ***** Or a vehicle, no matter what rules exploits I can come up with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sporeegg View Post
    *Similarly a wilderness campaign will not need a socialite.
    ** You cannot persuade wildlife to fight for you.
    *** Yes, you did roll an impressive result. Random small dog breeds, squirrels and deer does not qualify as a fighting force.
    **** 6 squirrels don't count as a swarm.
    Small dogs, squirrels, and deer may not qualify as a fighting force, but I've had good results using beavers as combat engineers.
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    *May not start play with no ranks in Perform and a set of bagpipes.
    ** May not RP a 9 Charisma by being annoying any other way either
    *** May not RP an 18 Charisma with a Jimmy Stewart impression
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Campbell View Post
    Small dogs, squirrels, and deer may not qualify as a fighting force, but I've had good results using beavers as combat engineers.
    No, a squirrel powered Riksha or Sedan chair is right out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Campbell View Post
    Nah, Fine vermin are totally within the bounds of polymorph's capabilities, at least in 3.5.
    You canít cause a subject to assume a form smaller than Fine
    So fine is fine but nothing smaller than fine is fine.
    But fine is the smallest size.
    Polymorph size restriction does not makes sense: since there is nothing smaller than fine saying "You canít cause a subject to assume a form smaller than Fine" is redundant with the fact sizes smaller than fine does not exists.
    But it also means I can take the shape of a bug so it is okay.
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    * Homeopathy and the elemental plane of water do not mix.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    * I am not to trigger demarcation disputes by summoning other party's final bosses away.

    * I am not to play The Last Post every time one of the summoned expendable mooks die.
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