Dungeon Run Campaign

[Slash_712]

I am confused, I thought Kheldar checked that door. That was the door to the room the goblins were originally in.

[The_Chilli_God]

[OOC]Might be easier if we redraw the map for this one.

#        #      #      #
###############-#-######
#        #     K              #### ####
#        #                    #  ###  #
#     ####                 ####       #
#     #                    #          #
#     ####       D         #          #
#        #                 |          #
#        |EF               #          #
#        #                 #          #
#############              ############
            #              #
            ################

Okay? Kheldar's still looking through the open doorway into the goblin room, because he hasn't been told if there's anything in it. Eric's checking the westernmost door.[/OOC]

[Randel]

I am confused, I thought Kheldar checked that door. That was the door to the room the goblins were originally in.

wait, I thought there were four doors in this room. and the dungeon looked like this:

?????????????????#######
?????????????????#.....#
??????????????####..%..#<-wolf training room
??????????????#......%.#
??????????????#........#
??????????????#.......%#
??###########+#+###############
??#..........K................#
??#............%%%............#########
??#............%%%............#...T...#
??+EF........D................+.......+<- entrance to dungeon
??#...........................#.%%%...#
??#...........................#########
??#...........................#
??#############################

? = unexplored area
+ = door
# = wall
% = monster corpse
T = treasure chest

wait... unless I got the directions mixed up and we came in through the west door, in which case I'm checking out the eastern door and my map is a bit backwards.

Eric

The fighter listens at the door but blinks a little as he wonders if he got the the right one... if its the one heading out of the dungeon he'll just say he's checking to see if more goblins are heading into the place. Curse his lack of direction.

"Wait a second..." he thinks to himself. "If this is the only entrance into the dungeon... maybe we could lay siege to the entire complex by parking ourselves right near the entrance! Then we can kill all the orcs and goblins as they try to leave to get supplies and food! Though we probably should rescue the prisoners first... hungry orcs and prisoners don't mix well."

[Slash_712]

Behind the wonderful door of happiness, you can hear very low grunts and smashes from a presumably heavy object.

[Randel]

Eric

I whisper to the group. "I'm hearing some grunting and smashing... might be a large pig of some kind. Or a really grumpy orc."

[Naleh]

Eric

I whisper to the group. "I'm hearing some grunting and smashing... might be a large pig of some kind. Or a really grumpy orc."

Daethe

"What's the difference?" asks the elf, confused.

[The_Chilli_God]

Kheldar

Growing tired of trying to figure out what was behind Door Number Two, Kheldar moves over to somewhere between Eric & Daethe.
"One of them is smarter and more deadly," he comments with a broad smile on his face that suggests that he's actually referring to the pig.

[Randel]

Eric

"Plus, you can't make bacon out of orcs... well, not particularly good bacon anyway."

I hold up my hand and whisper to the others. "Okay, I'm going to open this up and head in on three... two... one!" I open the door wide and head into the room, stepping to the side so that the others have a clear shot into the room.

[king korath]

Francis

I charge and attack what ever is the biggest monster in the room. Power attack for 3.

attack (1d20+6)[26]
damage (1d12+12)[21]

ac18 hp34

[Slash_712]

Ok first since King Korath did not post initiative before his attack, I will declare his results null and void. As Eric opens up the door he finds himself confronted by two large Ogres as should follow
Should be self explanatory.

????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????#
??#*****************#
??#*****************#
??#*****************#
??#*****************#
??#******O******O**#
??#*****************D
??#*****************#
??#################

Please post Initiative

[The_Chilli_God]

Kheldar
AC 19, hp 16, Init 7 (D'aargh! *Cries*)

"You know what? I stand corrected. Smartness doesn't necessarily mean deadliness!"

Well, it's probably going to be assumed that everyone else will attack these misunderstood creatures. Not to mention that ogres are very big.
Kheldar's going to play this one safe, getting into the room first, then hugging the south wall while going north a bit, and looking for a better position to be in.

Like, somewhere away from the ogre's attention. Because attention is bad.
So, he'd likely be in the southeastern-most corner of the room.
Tumble 25 (to get past that lot of threatened-space)

[Randel]

Eric

HP: 37/37 AC:18

Initiative:(1d20+6)[23] (+2 dex, +4 from improved initiative)

I move forward and attack the closest ogre with my greatsword, staying to the side so that the others can get a clear shot at it.

Attack:(1d20+8)[12] (3 BAB, +4 Strength, +1 masterwork sword)
Damage:(2d6+7)[18] (6 = +4*1.5, +1 masterwork) [damage roll of 17]

I declare my dodge against it for +1 to AC

[Naleh]

Daethe
AC 16, HP 11/19

Initiative - (1d20+3)[4]

Daethe leaps to the doorway to get a better shot at the ogres.

"Can you make bacon out of these, then?" he asks, knocking and firing an arrow at the closer ogre.

Attack - (1d20+7)[17] (+2 BAB, +3 Dex, +1 masterwork, +1 Point Blank)
Damage - (1d8+3)[8] (+2 strength, +1 Point Blank)
I always forget to factor in Point Blank Shot...

EDIT: Okay... A natural 1 on initiative. No worries about blocking the door then.

[Slash_712]

Eric


Damage:[roll2] (6 = +4*1.5, +1 masterwork)

I don't believe masterwork gives a damage bonus.

Just waiting on Korath to post.

[king korath]

Francis

(OOC: sorry)

I attack the ogre not engaging Eric. Power attack for three
initiative (1d20+1)[9]
attack (1d20+6)[16]
damage (1d12+12)[23]

ac18 hp34

[Slash_712]

Francis charges in with his weapom im both hands and brings it down on top of the closest ogre opening a huge gash in the ogre's side. Kheldar makes his way through the room with the stealthiness of a halfling and Prepares for his next move. Eric attempts to slash the ogre but it merely lacked the force to push through the ogre rough hide armor. Daethe however, lands a hit with his arrow and he hits the wounded ogre in the head, bringing it crashing to the floor. The second Ogre however, moves towards Francis and lets his club fly towards him.

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Attack - (1d20+8)[13]
Damage - (2d8+7)[13]
I call shennanigans on the dice roller

[king korath]

Francis

Avoiding the ogre's swing I unleash yet another mighty blow. (power attack for three)

attack (1d20+6)[14]
damage (1d12+12)[20]

[The_Chilli_God]

Kheldar
AC 19, hp 16, Init 7

"Can you make bacon out of a pile of poop?"
The halfling attempts to move into flanking position with that other ogre.
At which point, *stabby stabby* with his rapier.

[Tumble check 31], [To hit 29, Damage 4 + 10 Sneak attack], [Confirm Critical Natural 20, bonus damage just 2. (ignore the extra 2d6)]

[Naleh]

Daethe
AC 16, HP 11/19, Init 4

"Maybe you can," pants Daethe. "I'm no chef. Although I wouldn't want to eat it." Without breaking stride, he continues from the doorway past the felled ogre to get a better hit on the remaining one. His cloak flutters out behind him overdramatically.

Attack - (1d20+7)[13] (+2 BAB, +3 Dex, +1 masterwork, +1 Point Blank)
Damage - (1d8+3)[11] (+2 strength, +1 Point Blank)

[Randel]

Eric

I attack the ogre again

Attack:(1d20+8)[17]
Damage:(2d6+7)[17]

[Slash_712]

Kheldar rolls and tumbles towards the ogre, at which point, he drives his rapier into his thick hide. Daethe and Francis both miss the ogre.

{I don't think Masterwork adds to damage Randel so please reroll your attack and damage with your damage correct.}

[Randel]

Attack: (1d20+8)[10]
Damage: (2d6+6)[12]

[Slash_712]

Much better randel, but you unfortunately miss the ogre.
Again, the ogre swings his massive club towards Francis hoping to cause a dent in the wall, (forum dice roller permitting)

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Attack - (1d20+8)[15]
Damage - (2d8+7)[18]

[Randel]

Eric

I attack the ogre again

Attack: (1d20+8)[19]
Damage: (2d6+6)[8]

[king korath]

Francis
Ha puny ogres couldn't a barn even if it fell on them. This is how a real man attacks.I swing again still power attacking.

attack (1d20+6)[13]
damage (1d12+12)[17]

ac18 hp34

edit (well that did not go to well.)

[Naleh]

Daethe
AC 16, HP 11/19, Init 4

"And this is how a real elf attacks!" Daethe draws two arrows from his extradimensional quiver and fires them both, one after the other.

Attack 1 - (1d20+5)[24] (+2 BAB, +3 Dex, +1 mwk, +1 Point Blank, -2 Rapid Shot)
Damage - (1d8+3)[8] (+2 Str, +1 Point Blank)
Attack 2 - (1d20+5)[19] (+2 BAB, +3 Dex, +1 mwk, +1 Point Blank, -2 Rapid Shot)
Damage - (1d8+3)[8] (+2 Str, +1 Point Blank)

EDIT: Oooh, not bad...

[The_Chilli_God]

Kheldar
AC 19, hp 16, Init 7

"And this is how you get the picture already!" Kheldar calls out as he attacks the ogre with his rapier, just once more.

[25 to hit, 14 damage]

[Slash_712]

After all the characters have had their say on the ogre, slicing and piercing his poor hide he falls to the ground full of holes. Congratulations. Ok as a side note I have lost my map for this level so I must wing it now.

[The_Chilli_God]

Tsk.

Kheldar

"Okay! So, who wants to test out my theory?" Kheldar asks as he puts away the rapier and readjusts his hat.
...
"I mean the one about ogre bacon. I think it'll taste like chicken, myself. Anyone got a flint? Or some oil?"

[Slash_712]

Umm Kheldar, your disgusting.

By the way, I think I might have to throw a dragon on you guys so I might hurt one of you instead of giving away little chunks of XP which you will get when you guys want to rest.