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    Kheldar

    The halfling wonders about the nature of the trap that he was miraculously able to disable, as he hears the groans and takes out both of his trusted weapons.
    "Figure out who's in there? Or bust in with no fuss?"

    Ah, decisions decisions...
    The Chilli God has Spoken.
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    I would like to note that I have something special planned here that includes someone or something so if we could delay IC actions for a while, that would be great...................anybody know any really good jokes?
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    Kheldar

    "Okay. A halfling thief notices this cleric of Pelor walking down the street. The halfling sneaks behind the cleric's back and manages to steal that holy symbol thing that they usually have around their necks. Giggling softly, the halfling walks away and approaches the cleric later on, offering to sell this lovely holy symbol to the cleric, who politely nods and says that he already has a holy symbol. The cleric starts to reach for his own holy symbol, when the halfling somehow manages to return the holy symbol to where he found it, so the cleric didn't know that his holy symbol was stolen, and he took it out to prove that he already had one and then put it back, when the halfling stole the holy symbol again right in front of the cleric's eyes - and he didn't even notice! The halfling then convinced the cleric that this holy symbol was much better to the other one, and the cleric agreed to buy it. And that's how a cleric bought his own holy symbol. True story! The halfling was the son of the half-sister of my uncle."
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    Francis

    That is not a very funny joke.

    (OOC: My computer has been dead most of last week so I haven't been able to post.)
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    Alright then king, prepare your funniest joke or prepare your character for the nerf bat! Don't insult anybody on this forum do it elswhere!
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    [OOC]No no, It wasn't funny as a joke, I agree.
    But consider when I heard about this situation arise in another D&D game, with a lot of natural 20's being thrown around for Sleight of Hand, and it suddenly becomes a little more amusing.[/OOC]
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    Daethe

    The elf clears his throat. Ahem! Three guys, stranded on a desert island, capture a noble djinni, who grants them each one wish spell. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says, 'I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'"

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    Francis
    Prepare for my bad joke. A man walked into a bar. It hurt.
    Though the pen is mightier than the sword, the sword speaks louder and stronger at any given moment.
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    Prepare for Nerf bat King! okay I think I have lost the interest from the outside, but I have a way to fix this, but it might take a while.
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    Ok, the door is unlocked, and you guys are just about to enter. And.........GO!!
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    Kheldar

    Kheldar draws both his weapons, and kicks open the door. It's the 'bust in with no fuss' option.
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    Daethe

    He's a guy with a bow. He does what guys with bows do naturally: he knocks an arrow.

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    OK, Kheldar busts into the room. Naleh, at the same time, breaks an arrow for no apparent reason {OOC- I know what you meant, just having a joke here, haha, not funny.}, only to find a scared girl huddled into a small corner of the "room" like so.......
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    Kheldar

    ...
    The most innocent-looking halfling ever who was most certainly not going to butcher little girls, carefully puts away the shortsword (note-not the rapier) and looks at Daethe (Whose name is not Naleh) awkwardly.

    "Uhm... Adventurer Rescue Operations? Freeing prisoners from savage creature for 10 years running!"
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    The girl still seems very scared and crawls further into the corner of the room constantly staring at the halfling. Oh yes sorry about the whole Naleh thing. Daethe brakes an arrow. Okay we are good.
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    Daethe/Naleh/ElfGuy/etc.

    The ranger starts to grumble about his broken arrow () until he realises just what the room contains. All his weapons immediately vanish into the depths of his quiver.

    Apparently, the thought this could be a trap does not even touch the elf's mind. He walks forward, and kneels unthreateningly about ten feet away from the girl. His face shines with all the compassion an elf can muster, which is saying something.

    "What's wrong?"

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    The young girl still quivers with fear, but as the elf comes foward, she tries to shove herself further into the corner. As the Elf's sincere eyes meet the girl's she asks in a high, scared voice.......

    "Who are you?" She says, tears streaming down her face.
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    Unsure of my people skills I wisper Daethe let Kheldar handle this.

    (OOC I should be able to post more soon as I am finially fixing my computer, this weekend)
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    Kheldar

    The halfling looks at Francis, keeping his distance from Daethe and the girl. "What, why? Elf-Guy seems to be doing as good of a job as anyone," he says in a half-whisper.
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    As long as i don't have to do it. I can't connect well with kids, seeing as I never had a real childhood. I whisper back to Kheldar.
    Though the pen is mightier than the sword, the sword speaks louder and stronger at any given moment.
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    Daethe

    The ranger-turned-diplomat seems unaware of the whispers behind him. "I'm Daethe. I'm an adventurer." He grins, trying to put the girl at ease. "You know, you can't get much further into that corner."

    Naleh wonders whether he should make a check, or keep roleplaying. He shrugs and goes with the roleplaying for now. Meanwhile, Daethe's hawk, which Naleh had apparently forgotten about, hops into the room and looks at the girl with curiosity. At this point, Naleh is very confused as far as point of view goes.

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    The girl looks a little less scared and she stands up to look at you.
    "So your not here to kill me? Then why are you here?" She says wiping some tears from her eyes.
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    If you want to roll something, roll Diplomacy.
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    Huh. I was positive I'd replied already... I remember accusing the others and everything... I even remember saving a backup to my computer, but I can't find it now...

    Daethe

    "No, no. We'd never hurt you-- would we, guys?" He glares back at Kheldar and Francis, and their weapons.

    "We originally came here to rescue some prisoners. That's you, isn't it?"

    And if it helps (although with my luck, it probably won't): Diplomacy - (1d20+1)[14]*

    * Lost my original sheet with the fall of RPGWebProfiler, so this bonus is an estimate.

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    Kheldar

    The halfling looks at his rapier in surprise, as though he had no idea the weapon was even in his hand.
    Grinning sheepishly, he tucks his rapier back into its sheath.
    The Chilli God has Spoken.
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    I also put my weapon away.
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    The girl gets up and starts to smile. "I am glad of that. You don't look like orcs anyway. Where are you going to go? I am not capable of getting out of here alone. Could I go with you?" No sooner than these words leave her lips than a large Orc comes into the room with two swords drawn.

    "There you are, Intruders!" He shouts as a wolf comes out from behind him, growling and showing his sharp teeth.

    Initiative please.
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    Kheldar
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    "Hey! This is a private function, no orcs allowed!" Kheldar turns around, draws both of his weapons, can't wait for when he gets himself bloody Quick Draw, and attacks the orc.
    [To hit 16, 2 Damage]
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    The elf leaps protectively in front of the girl. He grabs his bow from within his quiver, and opens fire on the orc.

    "You shan't touch her again!"

    Feeling the strength of his emotion, even the hawk swoops down on his foe.

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    Damage - (1d8+3)[6] (+2 str, +1 Point Blank)
    Attack 2 - (1d20+5)[14] (+2 BAB, +3 dex, +1 mwk, +1 Point Blank, -2 Rapid)
    Damage - (1d8+3)[5] (+2 str, +1 Point Blank)
    Hawk - (1d20+7)[25] (+2 BAB, +3 dex, +2 size)
    Damahe - (1d4-2)[0] (-2 str) (minimum 1)

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    Oh yes, if you have lost your sheet to mechanical disfunction into the abyss of nothingness, then kindly remake your sheet and post it on the OOC which is probably buried pretty deep now, or PM it to me.

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