O-Chul facts (revamped)

[King of Nowhere]

Older forumites may remember that after O-Chul did his stunt in the acid vat, an "O-Chul facts" popped into existance, and it eventually went over 1000 posts. I am surprised nothing similar came out after the kickstarter pdf. since O-Chul deserves one, I'm making it.
Please, things that are potentially spoilery for the pdf are to be put under spoiler

O-Chul will take the hits so that others won't have to. That's why O-Chul often climbs chimneys of polluting factories and takes deep lungfuls; he breathes the poisonous gases so that others won't have to. Of course, given how though he is, it doesn't bother him at all.

O-Chul once stopped a war by walking in the middle of the battlefield with a bullseye painted on his chest insulting the mothers of every soldier present - by name. Everybody stopped figthing to shoot him, until they run out of bullets. then they were unable to hurt each other, and they were more inclined to bond over shooting that guy wh insulted their mothers anyway. O-Chul survived, then he went to all of the mothers he had insulted and apologized to each one of them.

O-Chul is trying to rid the oceans of plastic trash by eating it all himself, so that sealife won't choke on it. Of course this is only a temporary solution; plastic is not attacked by gastric fluids, and when O-Chul dies, it will be released back into the environment. Good thing O-Chul is immortal.

O-Chul has a plan to stop global warming: it involves putting him on a space rocket and firing him to a place between earth and sun, so he can block the sun's ray with his body just enough to compensate for greenhouse effect. It is speculated that exposure to the vacuum of space and extreme heat from the sun will kill him. After a while. Probably.

O-Chul, realising that he is the most desired man on the planet, has never married because it would be selfish for him to only stay with a girl, denyiing all others of the pleasure of his company. So he randomly draws a new girlfriend every day. that brough protests from men, who also claimed the privilege of being with him. So now O-Chul also takes turns with men. I hope I get drawn; I'm not gay, but for O-Chul I'd make an exception

[Vinyadan]

Writing down the United States Constitution took less paper than the one you would need to fully write down O-Chul's costitution score.

[PieTin-11]

O-Chul's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[Ron Miel]

There are several gods that have an O-Chul complex.

[ChillerInstinct]

Contrary to popular belief, O-Chul gives the Twelve Gods their powers, not the other way around. O-Chul is too humble to claim otherwise.

O-Chul's Holy Mount is the planet. He graciously lets everyone else in the Stickverse share it.

The reason the Snarl took so long to leak out of the destroyed Gates is because it needed to work up the courage to enter the same plane as O-Chul. Even now, the Snarl only reared its head because it thought O-Chul being on the other end of the planet would give it a fighting chance. It is wrong.

O-Chul was not paralyzed by Xykon's touch. He was such a gentleman that he thought it was only fair to give Xykon a sporting chance. Xykon doesn't know it yet, but everything has gone according to plan.

The Order of the Stick is a front for O-Chul to save the world. He just hates the spotlight.

[Darth Paul]

O-Chul gave Toughness lessons to Chuck Norris.

Bruce Wayne really wanted his secret identity to be O-Chul.

O-Chul beats rock, paper, and scissors.

Sigourney Weaver once said, "I say we drop O-Chul on them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

[thereaper]

The comic converted to 3.5 for the sole purpose of nerfing O-Chul. It didn't work.

[AchtungNight]

The other day Chuck Norris realized he needed someone to draw inspiration from, because even super tough guys need people to look up to on occasion. His choice of hero was... O'Chul. :)

[KorvinStarmast]

O-Chul gave Toughness lessons to Chuck Norris.
O-Chul beats rock, paper, and scissors.

Nice.

Sigourney Weaver once said, "I say we drop O-Chul on them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

The had to drop O-Chul from the cast of the movie Alien, because when he was on set the alien always went back into its egg and would not come out until he left.

The comic converted to 3.5 for the sole purpose of nerfing O-Chul. It didn't work.

Tiers of joy ...

[Ornithologist]

When Lien and O-Chul crossed the ocean to get to the north pole, O-Chul could have walked on the seafloor the whole way without breathing. However, it would have been impolite to leave Lien so far behind.

[King of Nowhere]

spellcasters were made so overpowered in an attempt to balance o-chul. of course, said attempt failed miserably.

[littlebum2002]

When O-Chul jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets O-Chul-ed.

[Draconi Redfir]

It is said the Tarrasque has no weakness. This is because it is actually O-chul from the future.

Alternate ending: The Tarrasque is O-chul's son.

[Darth Paul]

O-Chul shrugs off more damage before breakfast than most PCs take all day.

The Twelve Gods have slated O-Chul's Cojones to become a +5 Holy Artifact in the event of his death.

All monster Damage Reduction stats had to be revised; They didn't take O-Chul into account. Nothing stops O-Chul.