Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[Mutazoia]

Bartender: Well somepony's little miss thoroughbred...
Artimis: She definitely will be by the time those guys are done with her....

[DigoDragon]

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Baldrick: It's a fireplace. There's nothing spy-y about a fireplace.
Fluffy: Except the fact that it's in a secret base under a shipping container.
Sylph: Yeah, that's just a bit sketchy.

Just a bit? :3
Players might want to check the batteries on their paranoia detector.

mister ecks: i hope so! that's a rotary flak canon!

I guess that makes me a softie for old fashion firepower.

Flash Fire: Don't be silly. It's time for a song and dance!

Shoot, THAT is why my medic crit failed basic first aid. She hasn't been breaking out into musical numbers for the bonuses.

I'm in an AD&D game that has a Shirt Of Tackiness +1, a hawaiian so bright and clashing it boosts AC.

This describes a college friend of mine a little bit too well.

Bartender: Well somepony's little miss thoroughbred...
Artimis: She definitely will be by the time those guys are done with her....

Eep! :o

Caps Lock: “I want you to help me get Apple Pie to be my very special somepony.”
Love: “I'm not the best pony to ask for dating advice. That's more Brazen's thing. He's our explosives / heart specialist. Heck, my relationship with your sister is on the rocks. She thinks I'm, and I'm quoting: impossible, not funny, creepy, a cripple, scary, childish, and a desperate fool that is willing to settle for anypony.”
Caps Lock: “I...I don't want to know your dark secrets.”

Love: “Does Rose really need lessons though? She's already managed to seduce a bunch of staff. How much power does she need?”
Rose: “The answer to the question is: all of it.”
Love: “I saw this plot twist coming! Rose is the final boss!”
GM: “My true plan is revealed! Abort! Abort!”
Love: “Ah. The old quadruple fake out. You saying you're aborting the plan is part of your plan not to abort the plan that you're saying you're aborting!”

Sniper: “I, Sniper Scope, being in sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following—to Partial 'Love' Charge, I leave... a boot to the head.”

Brazen: “Eyuuup that's totally how it went down. Didn't open my visor just to expose my chin, nope, nosiree.”

[*inter dimensional portal opens and the Van crashes the room*]
Fashion Statement: “I cannot allow this travesty to continue any longer! It's all wrong! Your collar is at least a half-inch too high. Those wings look ridiculously fake. And the color on that bodysuit is at least four shades too blue!”
Drex: “Drex think off-color suit match Fashion Statement's eyes better.”
Fashion Statement: “...Do you really think so?”
Drex: “Drex think in words not needlepoint.”
Fashion Statement: “Bah. I can't make any corrections now that I've knocked the knock off!”
Gumdrop: “I'm missing a date for this?”
Drex: “Yes.”
Fashion Statement: “This was a boring date anyway. The next one will be much better. And then comes the wedding!”
Gumdrop: “Are you trying to cause a paradox?”
Fashion Statement: “No, that's just a happy side effect. Anyway! Whatever you do, fake me, don't forget that Neigh-belline covers up Changeling rash! Toodles!”
[*Team disappears*]

GM: “Notice how Chrysalis bit [Rose] right at the bottom of the mane. Rose's mane will cover it nicely.”
Sniper: “Ah, Cryssi. Always five steps ahead of everypony else.”
Rose: “Which fits into Chryssi's advice to Rose about not styling her mane.”
GM: “Ah! You're catching on.”
Rose: “Yup! Not the slowest microwave in the break room.”

[ZeroGear]

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[*inter dimensional portal opens and the Van crashes the room*]
Fashion Statement: “I cannot allow this travesty to continue any longer! It's all wrong! Your collar is at least a half-inch too high. Those wings look ridiculously fake. And the color on that bodysuit is at least four shades too blue!”
Drex: “Drex think off-color suit match Fashion Statement's eyes better.”
Fashion Statement: “...Do you really think so?”
Drex: “Drex think in words not needlepoint.”
Fashion Statement: “Bah. I can't make any corrections now that I've knocked the knock off!”
Gumdrop: “I'm missing a date for this?”
Drex: “Yes.”
Fashion Statement: “This was a boring date anyway. The next one will be much better. And then comes the wedding!”
Gumdrop: “Are you trying to cause a paradox?”
Fashion Statement: “No, that's just a happy side effect. Anyway! Whatever you do, fake me, don't forget that Neigh-belline covers up Changeling rash! Toodles!”
[*Team disappears*]

...How?

DM: ...]there seem to be instructions on how to open the gate carved on the pillar. *hands note to Laurence*
Laurene: "Ok. Rugar, go stand in that circle."
Rugar: "Uh, alright."
Laurence: "Now, do a jump to the left,"
Rugar: *jumps*
Laurence: "Then a step to the right,"
Rugar: *steps*
Laurence: "Put your hands on your hips,"
Rugar: *puts hands on hips*
Laurence: "And bend your knees in tight..."
Rugar: *Bends knees* "Wait..."
Brune: *singing* "But it's the pelvic thrust, that goes and drives you insay-ay-ay-ayne!"
Laurence, Delilah, and Brune: *singing together* "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
DM: I'll allow it!

Brune: "Stop body-shaming the ooze."

Delilah: "Saints preserve us, we are going to die."

Laurence: "My familiar is NOT emergency rations!"

DM: The lizard wiggles it's tail at you seductively.

Rugar: "I think that skeleton is bone-shaming me."

Brune: "No, I am not skinning and wearing its face."

[DigoDragon]

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...How?

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There was a particular bombshell reveal that caused the two universes to momentarily intersect.

Sniper: “So... should I be worried that the GM is actively narrating Sniper as the squad babysitter?”

Guard: “Oh! Aaaaand there was that time about three months ago when one of the students in the school of Anthropology brought a pony into town that insisted she was really an ape from another dimension.”

Pinkie: “Helloooooooo Brazen! Okie-dokie-lokie! Privacy in three. Two. One!”
[*Trap door opens under Brazen*]

Rose: “We got Cinnamon Carter-in-training and the petite pegasus going in the tunnel together. It'll be fine.”
GM: “Perfectly fine. Nothing can go wrong with this!”
Sniper: “Yeah. Funny story. (A) Cinnamon was never an Action Girl. (B) There was an entire episode revolving around the fact she was claustrophobic.”

Rose: “Brazen is not a vehicle! You do not ride the Brazen.”
Love: “Idk. He can carry quite the load.”
Brazen: *eyebrow waggle*

Love: “That should work better. Hit the switch to vibrate her.”
Rose: “Feels like I should buy her dinner first.”

Sniper: “Speakin' o' which... Did Love ever ask Apple Pie to keep quiet about Apple Bloom?”
Love: “Uh, nope... I'll make a call.”
Sniper: “That sound you hear is our goose being well and truly cooked.”
Rose: “Aww. Well at least that burning smell is explained.”

Love: “I'm a pretty good judge of character. I like to think. You use the rod. Magic isn't really my thing.”
Rose: “Uh... the rod I'm using is attached to my head, you know?”

Scootaloo: “Hey Sweetie Belle! You think you can make a salad without setting the kitchen on fire?”
Sweetie Belle: “That was one time. Okay, maybe two. At most three. I guess that other time counts, so four... I get your point.”

[Gideon Falcon]

For the longest time, I thought you guys were shipping Rose with Sniper. Of course, pony RPs being as they are, that's not exactly mutually exclusive. Still, since when was Chrissy vamping on Rose?

[Beacon of Chaos]

Taking a break from the main campaign for a Star Trek one-shot.

Greta: We should check where the distress signal is coming from
Faren: Good thinking! We don't want to rush in if they're in the Sun, or something.
Greta: "Help us! We're all on fire!"

GM: *stunned silence*
GM: Sorry, this is the first time any group I've run this for has ever tried using diplomacy on the neanderthals.

Greta: Oh good, we're spending all our pooled resources for intra-party conflict.
Faren: I have Team Dynamics as a skill!

Faren: We shall cultivate the plants and they shall multiply, for they are gregarious beings.

Verad: I cut the monkey in half. Wait! No! I meant coconut!

Zyle: Quick! Everyone fart in the warp core!

[Lord Torath]

Faren: We shall cultivate the plants and they shall multiply, for they are gregarious beings.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[DigoDragon]

For the longest time, I thought you guys were shipping Rose with Sniper. Of course, pony RPs being as they are, that's not exactly mutually exclusive. Still, since when was Chrissy vamping on Rose?

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Chryssi has been vamping on Rose since after the end of the first mission (we have some side threads and bonus RP scenes about these events). Rose's low self-esteem for being half machine was Chrysalis' opportunity to get in Rose's head whenever she visited. Yeah, bad oversight to let Rose speak to Chrysalis without proper supervision.

The Rose/Sniper ship has it's own problems. Sniper doesn't feel he deserves to be happy, nor does he feel comfortable being close to others. Touch can cause him real discomfort, and the very idea of something as innocent as a hug could stun him. For Rose, she can't find a way to arouse Sniper, and she's dealing with guilt and depression over figuring out Chrysalis used her as a means to escape prison. She should of known, and she kind of did, but didn't listen to herself. A lot of us a rooting for the ship to work, but it's a hard, bumpy road to make it happen and right now it's still struggling.

and now there's a filly who also puts a hamper on the ship... she wants Sniper to be her dad, but wants Princess Cadence to be her mom.

Star: “Level up! Dexterity increased by one! Hotness by two! Charm by one! And common sense by three! New feat gained: Lovely Day. Improves speech checks with hacker mares by 20%. Also, mental stress reduced by 30%. New Quest added: 'Hugging' Tutorial. Starts in nine hours.”

Sniper: “Of course, it would be Ruby Red- the only other mare to turn his head. He was a mess.”
Rose: “Have you ever looked at a potential ship and asked yourself, ‘How can I benefit from this?’”

GM: “Nopony gave Twilight a casualty report.”
Rose: *spittake* “WHAT?!”
GM: “Who was going to handle the paperwork? The ponies in comm—oh, that's you guys.”
Rose: “And Twilight is literally just a few feet from a room full of dead bodies?! Rose isn't even aware Twi doesn't know. Figured the paperwork was being handled. But how... we can't even... So this shock is gonna be... how this did the what but you can't know this is just not the why is we even the thing of fhsadfkadfb brae baqgkl…” **foams at the mouth**

Sniper: “Okay, Brazen. Time to get us in trouble.”
Brazen: “Oh boy, my favorite!”

Rose: “Holy Celestia's mane. Did I just pass a default check on body language?”
Sniper: “Maybe the dice are apologizing for all of those recently failed checks?”
Rose: “In my experience, player dice never apologize. They're up to something.”

Love: “I need to get Love a toaster function on her armor. Power armor takes three seconds to exit? Yep, I need the shoot Love out of Power Armor option.”
Rose: “When you said toaster function, I thought Love was just hungry for toast...”
Sniper: “Love would be able to turn hugs into a springing power attack. Complete with 'sproing' sound effect.”

[Guizonde]

Sniper: “Okay, Brazen. Time to get us in trouble.”
Brazen: “Oh boy, my favorite!”

me, a couple days before the session: if you see me doing a happy dance, be very afraid for the safety of your plot.
dm: i'll keep that it mind.

[at the session]

ross: ok, i'm manning the craft, raymond, can you handle turret duties?
raymond: of course, what am i firing?
dm, realization setting in: twin-linked... gatling laser... battery.
raymond/me: *stands up, proceeds to do a happy dance*
team: what the hell?
dm: oh, crud, he warned me about that.
raymond: *proceeds to wipe the floor with all resistance, and a passing wreck for good measure*
ross: not too sure about the dance, but i'll be damned if that wasn't efficient!

... i try to warn dm's about my love of overkill, but frankly they never listen.

[Beacon of Chaos]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

1) I have never used that word before. Still haven't, as I wasn't the one who said that. Yes I know it's a Princess Bride reference shut up

2) I know exactly what that word means. I looked it up.

3) It made sense in context.

[Lord Torath]

Faren: We shall cultivate the plants and they shall multiply, for they are gregarious beings.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

1) I have never used that word before. Still haven't, as I wasn't the one who said that.

2) I know exactly what that word means. I looked it up.

3) It made sense in context.

Huh. Maybe I don't know what it means... *runs off to Google "gregarious"*

Okay, I was close. Confused it with garrulous.

[LastCenturion]

I'm DMing this. Got a few gems.

//

(OoC)

Spectator: "Your sheet says for description 'pale as s**t'?"

Bard: "I like to put a little of myself into my characters"

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(IC)

Warlock: "Do uh do uh river uh do boat captains uh do boat captains uh generally hang out uh hang out at uh at bars that took a while"

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(IC)

Warlock: "Lost a lost a this might take a while bet with an archdemon there we go"

//

(OoC)

Bard: "Mini-demon?"

Me: "Well yeah."

Bard: "How tall is he?"

Me: "I dunno, five foot eight or nine?"

Me: "The average demon is, y'know, like... twelve foot... uh... thirty."

Warlock: "Thirty?"

Me: "Twelve foot thirty I know what I said."

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(IC)

Me: The board has a list of notices for various tasks; the ones that immediately recommend themselves to your notice are; a grocer downtown asks for help with rat trouble, a bakery claims to have bats infesting their chimney, there's a notice asking for a cat, dead or alive, and theres —

Bard: "Oooh, let's go catch a cat!"

Me: The details list the reward as 100 silver coins alive and 50 dead.

Warlock: "That's only like 2.5% of what we need..."

Bard: "Yeah but it's a cat! I want a cat!"

Warlock: "I feel like this person probably wants to keep the cat in question..."

[Beacon of Chaos]

Huh. Maybe I don't know what it means... *runs off to Google "gregarious"*

Okay, I was close. Confused it with garrulous.

Well, the context was about plant creatures, so I guess that's also possible

Also, I've never heard the word garrulous before, so thank you for that.

[Lord Torath]

Me: The board has a list of notices for various tasks; the ones that immediately recommend themselves to your notice are; a grocer downtown asks for help with rat trouble, a bakery claims to have bats infesting their chimney, there's a notice asking for a cat, dead or alive, and there's —

I assume the bats are on the outside of the chimney, right? Otherwise, just smoke up the place, and they'll flee all by themselves. Unless they like smoke and heat...

Also, I've never heard the word garrulous before, so thank you for that.

My pleasure!

[Necroticplague]

Gene: Hooray, I’ve officially graduated from an ‘it’ to a ‘that thing’.

[Guizonde]

dm: neither you nor your locomotive-hide hat impress me!

raymond: he was already dead. he didn't know it.

dm: the mook takes 18 damage.
raymond: but does he suffer?
...
dm: the mook catches on fire.
raymond: but does he suffer?
...
dm: raymond shoots the mook for a total of 27 damage. the crit roll says: his equipment is torn, his armor is destroyed, and...
dagonet and lux in tandem: but does he suffer??
dm: ... and the horrendous pain the injury causes deals him 3 points of fatigue.
dagonet and lux: *cheering*

lux: uh, "dynamic entry"?
raymond: i jump on the captain from the floor above.
dm: 0.o
raymond: the trick to falling from heights is having victims under one's boots. it negates falling damage.
dag: subtlety, thy name is not raymond, apparently.

dag: save me raymond! i'm bleeding out!
raymond: don't you die on me yet!
lux: bromance!

dag: at least i wasn't knocked out again this session!
ray: awesome!
dm: oh, you're also knocked out for two rounds with a gunshot wound to the stomach.
dag and ray: NOOOOOOO!!

dag: i want to pimp-slap him really bad. ray?
ray: *stomps on the captain with standard imperial issue size 47 boots*
dag: i feel better.
dm: he doesn't. before you ask, he suffers.

dm: how the hell did i wind up with a mook named "brauphiste"??

lux: ok, i want the tech priest's power axe.
dag: you'd still suck in close quarters.

dm: no duck-taping power-shovels to hellguns!
lux and ray: aaawww...

dm: miraculously, you all live with only two of you grieviously wounded.
ray: the emperor protects!
dm: now, about the collateral damage...
ray: saint ollanius protect us all!
lux: ... i've seen you pray before. pray harder!!

[Gallade]

"Since Sylvanas is not made of stone, the dwarves walk past her without showing any interest in her whatsoever"

[Calthropstu]

"Since Sylvanas is not made of stone, the dwarves walk past her without showing any interest in her whatsoever"

My response would be: I smoke pot and am now made of stoned.

[Gallade]

Dido:"I'll order a medium beer for me and a small one for Eve."
Runak:"But she's TWELVE!"
Dido:"Ah, you're right. A medium for her too."
Eve:"Can I really drink?"
Dido:"Of course you do, beer makes a body good.The bubbles will make your boobs grow like mine!"
Eve:"Yay!"

[DigoDragon]

Me: "Twelve foot thirty I know what I said."

Pretty sure that's legit.


Nick: "Google assumed I asked it who rolled the first blunt."

Digo: "So where's the Care Bear welcoming committee?"

GM: "And standing before you is a blonde-haired giant woman."
Nick: *holds in laughter*
Digo: "What, you gonna say 'Challenge Accepted'?"
GM: "He might once he finds a ladder."

Mel: "Ho ho ho, Queen Giant."

Nick: "We have recipes that have endured a thousand years."
Digo: "They also taste like they're a thousand years."

GM: "She gave you one of her rings. For you, that's a four pound torc."

Nick: "How much for the parachute?"
Merchant Giant: "Uh... that's a bra."

Nick: "Because yes you can wire a three-phase motor backwards and I've seen a sewage pump put 30 craptons of waste into 5 houses."

Nick: "What currency do giants use?"
GM: "They barter instead."
Nick: "Hmm. Digo, what's your weight in chocolates?"

Mel: "The hills are aliiive, with the sound of giiiants."

Freya: *slays a giant*
Digo: "I softened him up for ya."
Freya: "I flame-striked him last round!"

GM: "The last giant falls to a magic missile barrage."
Digo: "Now he knows what a Zentradi fight feels like."

[Inevitability]

"Just saying, a surprisingly amount of our problems is caused by that guy eating something that is not food."

[Thaumic]

Heh. I like this thread.

GM: "After downing the potion, you hear strange, otherworldly whispers flit around you. Suddenly, the world goes white. Energy abounds. You see good and evil, law and chaos. The very structure of the universe is laid out before you. It is yours to command, nay, to subdue. You can do so much evil, so much good, so much more than you can imagine. You have become as a god. No. You ARE A GOD."
Waan Paar: "Okay, so I..."
GM: " Unfortunately, you are still paralyzed on the floor and cannot act. The potion's effect dissipates."
Rest of Party: "Bwahahahahaha!"
Waan Parr: "Make me another one!"

GM: "As you stand outside the encampment, a young tiefling girl approaches you. She looks at Throk and says, 'Hello Mister! Who are you?'"
Throk: "Umm..."
Atlas: "I hand her a bottle of wine and tell her to drink it."
GM: "..."
GM: "She says, 'This tastes funny!'"
Maraba: "You do realize we want these people to like us?"

Connor: I hit him with my shield."
GM: "Okay, just let me roll here... oh gosh."
Party: "..."
GM: "The shield strikes Eli on the head, and suddenly there is a flash, and... he becomes female."
Connor: "Uh..."
Eli (now called Eliza): "You doing anything tonight, Connor?"
Party: "Bwahahahahahaha!"

GM: "She has committed suicide with a vial of poison she seems to have stolen from you."
Waan Paar: "I loot her corpse."
GM: "..."
GM: "You know, I was about to award you Inspiration for holding a funeral for her daughter..."

Waan Paar: "Wait, so, if I kill my familiar, and then it respawns, will it remember I killed it?"
GM: "Yes."
Waan Paar: "Dang. Okay, Throk, you do it."

[Rysto]

DM: You walk into the castle's assembly chamber. You see the King sitting up on a throne on the dias, with his chief advisor to his right and several guards in behind him. A jester is juggling, entertaining many of the petitioners who have arrived for the peace conference. Off to the left and right, a number of people are eating or drinking in advance of the conference.
*PCs notice Monika sitting at one of the tables.*
Gamet: Oh, **** off...

Torinn: I do a lap around the room, just to keep an eye on everybody.
DM: The jester sneaks up behind you and mimics your movements. *Rolls stealth*. And you don't even notice that he's there. The king smirks as he watches his antics.

DM: The servant takes his tray back to the kitchens and ... what happened to his token? How did it get all glitched out like this?
Gamet: This is what you get for bringing Monika into this. She's upset that you're not paying attention to her and now she's breaking roll20!

DM: The petitioner brings a number of documents to the advisor.
Rakon: I ask the advisor to hand them to me.
DM: The advisor hands them over to the king, and...
*Other PCs sit in stunned silence.*

DM: Okay, this monster is going to try and see if you can kill your waifu here.
Daytona: Good luck with that...
DM: Both attacks hit, which leave her paralyzed and at 1HP. Well, this NPC here is at least going to try and step in. Huh, he hits for max damage. This other NPC will also attack the monster .... and also hit for max damage.

[Gallade]

DM:"This druid has become a powerful necromancer, who uses vegetals instead of necrotic magic to turn people into thralls"
Dido:"Ah, a Lich-en."

Runak:"What a bargain! Just 15 golden coins for this awesome shield!"
Dido:"Uh..it was just 9 coins before we stormed in and told everyone about the goblin invasion. I saw the shopkeeper change the prices just after that."
Alex:"Besides, it's all frills and garish. It won't protect you any better than a wooden board would."
Runak:"Wait...that means..."
Dido:"...that capitalism is bull****"
Makalov:"дa"

[Rerem115]

"They dodged the bridge. They did not dodge the bison."

--"I do what a bear does. I maul her."
--"Ooh! Go for her clothes and make it a strip-maul!"

[ZeroGear]

Laurence: "What's going on?"
Brune: "We're all in barrels, that's the extent of my knowledge."

DM: The crew parts, an a well dressed woman steps from the crowd. She is garbed in a white shirt with a crimson vest, with a pair of fine green trousers. Her brown hair is done up in a bun under the elegant hat she wears, which is decorated with various kinds of plumage. From her attire and the air of authority she radiates, you can guess that she's the captain. Her emerald eyes scan you all, but light up in recognition as her gaze falls upon [Rugar].
Rugar: "Uh, oh."
Laurence: "I take it you know her?"
Rugar: "Yep."
Laurence: "Old enemy?"
Rugar: "No, worse."
Captain Tellow: "Honeybun!"
Rugar: "We used to be betrothed."

Brune: "That's a ship from the Royal Navy!"
Rugar: "So?"
Brune: "We're on a Pirate ship! Do you know what the Navy calls pirates?"
Delilah: "Rapscallions?"
Rugar: "Cutthroats?"
Laurence: "Costal Wind chimes?""
*Beat* *Everyone turns to look at Laurence*
DM: ...you know what? That's cannon now.

DM: You can't use Rapid-shot with a siege weapon.

(this happened at the end of the session)
DM: ...where did you get that cup?
Delilah's player: Over in the cabinet.
DM: How long have you been drinking out of it?
Delilah's player: since the start, why?
DM: Uh, that's the cup I use to fill [his cat]'s bowl.

[Gallade]

Trund:"After all, Oply entrusted me with the Hand of the Storm..."
Ricwart:"Entrusted? Didn't you take it from his body after murdering him in cold blood AND cutting off his hand because he wouldn't let go of it?"
Trund:"Well, IMPLICITLY entrusted me.There was definitely something between us."

[DigoDragon]

Love: “Now, that's a true mystery. Like or like-like? One Love might be finding out about if Scope didn't keep interrupting Love and Star! Can't two ponies fraternize on the clock without being hassled about it?”
Sniper: “No. You're on the clock, banish it. What do you think this is, a game?”

Sniper: “Sgt. Tipple, what is your status?”
Tipple: “Tipsy, sir.”

Love: “I won't selfishly abuse Twilight's private magic wand. If one of the fella's wanna use it that's fine.”
Rose: “Are the stallions any good at playing with wands?”
Sniper: “Uuuuuuh...... Nope. I think Sniper's good there.”

Rose: “Rose has doctor shifts... which run like 12-16 hours at a time. Her blood must be 48% coffee. Maybe that's how her cybernetics are powered. You know, electronic devices that run on... Java.”

Rose: “An implanted microchip that can cast a Geas spell? Welp. I'm officially in the pants-crapping terrified column.”

GM: “Four letter names. Same vowels. My mind switches them up SO often.”
Sniper: “This is my life in a nutshell.”

Brazen: “Brazen shrugs helplessly under the boopage.”
Rose: “There's water all over my keyboard because of how badly I misread that.”
Love: “I read it the exact same way too.”

Rose: “Pinkie is here with cake. She's taking it to the kitchen to distribute.”
Brazen: “Love and ah just found Ruby's laptop potentially... Attached to ah now defused bomb. We'll come down when we're finished, cake would be welcome at this point.”
Rose: “I don't know what's scarier, that a bomb was smuggled into the castle or how nonchalant you are about it. You got bowling balls for a pair, dude.”
Brazen: “Hey, gotta keep the mares pleased.”

GM: “One does not simply give Pinkie Pie a gentle hug. Rose finds the breath squeezed out of her a little and begins to feel the burn in her lungs before Pinkie lets her go.”
Rose: “Ack! I have made a grave miscalculation!”

[Beacon of Chaos]

GM: You killed her father.
Sinclair: A social faux pas, for sure.

Katari: I would like to ask a series of questions.
GM: No, no, no, and Pineapple.
Fauna: Are you guys communicating telepathically? We agreed that was out of order.

Lucis: Humanity's position has always been "**** you Dad, I do what I want!"

Sinclair: There is no Katari, only pain.
Katari: I Believe in Myself!
Sinclair: You believe that you are in pain.

[Mutazoia]

Rose[/B]: “Rose has doctor shifts... which run like 12-16 hours at a time. Her blood must be 48% coffee. Maybe that's how her cybernetics are powered. You know, electronic devices that run on... Java.”

Java doesn't even support Java anymore....