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Thread: [Meme] Who Would Win?
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2017-06-06, 02:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-06-06, 10:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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why don't you just apply a bunch of completely irrelevant things to the cat. a cat could worship a god, have some goodies from the BoED, and completely lay waste to the evil commoner just as easily. hell, the cat could potentially be a rank 5 master of any church from the complete divine. the argument is about a unmodified commoner vs an unmodified cat.
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2017-06-06, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Who would win,
All of the elder evils,
Or a 20th level monk?
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2017-06-06, 10:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Okay, so a commoner has a d4 hit die, and a +0 to hit with the one simple weapon they're proficient with (in this example a spear). They have an AC of 10, since there's no Dex bonus or NA bonus. You end up with +0 to hit, vs AC 14 for 1d8 damage (avg 4.5) and one attack per round. Spears don't have reach, though; that's longspears.
Cats have an AC of 14 (+2 Dex, and +2 Size) with a 1/4 d8 as their hp. So, commoners and Cats have an average of 2, with the commoner having a possible 3. But, they get +4 to hit with a claw attack, and a full attack of +2/+2 claws, and -1 bite, each doing 1 damage. So, if the cat waited until the human was next to it, and took its turn to do a full attack against the human (5' step into the commoner's space then full attack) there's a 65% chance that each claw hits, and a 50% chance that the bite hits. That leaves us with about a 21% chance that a common housecat that gets the drop on a commoner drops the human to 0 or -1 hp in a single round of combat. If the human has 3hp, and the cat misses on the bite, that means the human needs to take a 5' step back, since I'm fairly certain you can't attack into your own square (not positive on this one), and gets one chance to hit the cat. The cat has an AC of 14, meaning the commoner has a 30% chance to hit. On a hit, the average damage kills the cat. But, there's a 12.5% chance that he doesn't do enough damage to drop the cat. The cat then gets to go. Commoner gets an AoO for the cat entering his square. Another 30% chance to hit. Then, the cat gets another round, and the commoner probably dies. Honestly, the house cat still has an above average chance of winning the fight, if they get the drop on the commoner. That's sad.
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2017-06-06, 11:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Who would win: A 10th level Frenzied Berserker with a 35 strength or a wet floor?
SpoilerFrenzied Berserkers cannot make balance checks while in frenzy, so grease can stop them.
Who would win: A sneak with superior invisibility or a sack of flour?
SpoilerFlour reveals invisible creatures.
Who would win: A foul demon or a lucky punch?
SpoilerThe Nashrou from MMIV is instantly killed by a critical hit.
Who would win: The sneakiest of rogues or a pet dog?
SpoilerAs Piggy Knowles discussed in the necessity of Darkstalker, scent ignores Hide/MS.Last edited by The Viscount; 2017-06-06 at 11:35 AM.
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2017-06-06, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-06-06, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Let me give you a brief rundown of an average Post-3E Era fight: You attack an enemy and start kicking his shins. He then starts kicking your shins, then you take it in turns kicking until one of you falls over. It basically comes down to who started the battle with the biggest boot, and the only strategy involved is realizing when things have gone tits up and legging it.
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It was fun. I made a sneak based build that relied on ranged attacks(mostly the spell blood wind).
I think the first to clear it was a pure strength power throw build that could 1shot most of them, and if not had a full attack of throws after moving into range thanks to some shenanigans.
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2017-06-06, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's strongly depend on the conditions of "win"
For example, Sertrous is already dead.
Not "mostly dead". Not Undead. Not Construct. Not Petitioner.
Just dead.
How could Monk top that?
Kill him one more time? Big deal - Sertrous wouldn't be worse than at the start of the story
Or Atropus.
Atropus is a planet.
Can monk destroy the planet?
And finally, if we put aside the "gladiator's pit" mentality, we will see the truth: without the DM fiat, Elder Evils would win WO - how the heck you will find somebody who is hidden under the Anathematic Secrecy, constant CL 20 Nondetection, and have CL 18 greater invisibility prepared?
Monk doesn't even have neither Gather Information, nor Knowledge (local or/and dungeoneering) on the skill list...
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2017-06-06, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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one final thing that everyone has overlooked. after getting hit you assume the commoner would take a step back and attack again, or wait for the cat to enter his square. BUT, the cat would simply flop over on it's back, producing the commonly known "stomach rub trap" that everyone KNOWS is a trap, but still reaches in to rub that belly. then the cat would get the AoO+a full attack after that.
even if the commoner won initiative, the cat would probably just do this anyways to lure him in.
game/set/match cat.
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Yes, I know:
Build an ECL 20 (or lower) character that has at least 17 levels of Monk (PrC's that advance Monk levels are allowed) and can solo every challenge in the Elder Evils book.
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2017-06-13, 04:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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I actually forgot the Giant himself made this joke.
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Who would win between Raistlin Majere and Elminster of Shadowdale?
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2017-06-13, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Who would win, a 20th-level wizard or a Sorcerer King? This is pretty specific to this forum, and I won't explain the joke.
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DRAGON Magazine #359, p.84—the last physically printed issue of the magazine (that I'm aware of) had an article detailing the pros and cons of the two mighty magi as if they would be pitted against each other… and at the end you find out that the "pitter" was making the arrangements on behalf of his boss, Mordenkainen.
(That same issue also featured the last chapter of Ed Greenwood's series of short stories, "The Wizards Three," where Elminster, Morndenkainen, Mord's apprentice, Rautheene, and a returning Dalamar all visit Ed's house once again.)3e │ 5e : Quintessa's Dweomerdrain (Drain power from a magic item to fuel your spells)
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