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Thread: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
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2007-12-14, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)Retired Mod in the Playground Retired Moderator
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The Twelve Days of Evilmas
On the first day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
A soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the second day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the third day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the fourth day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Four doomsday plots
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the fifth day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Five rings of power!
Four doomsday plots
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the sixth day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Six zombies decomposing
Five rings of power!
Four doomsday plots
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the seventh day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Seven devils a-corrupting
Six zombies decomposing
Five rings of power!
Four doomsday plots
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the eighth day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Eight fallen heroes
Seven devils a-corrupting
Six zombies decomposing
Five rings of power!
Four doomsday plots
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the ninth day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Nine abominations of nature
Eight fallen heroes
Seven devils a-corrupting
Six zombies decomposing
Five rings of power!
Four doomsday plots
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the tenth day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Ten viziers scheming
Nine abominations of nature
Eight fallen heroes
Seven devils a-corrupting
Six zombies decomposing
Five rings of power!
Four doomsday plots
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the eleventh day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Eleven insane elder gods
Ten viziers scheming
Nine abominations of nature
Eight fallen heroes
Seven devils a-corrupting
Six zombies decomposing
Five rings of power!
Four doomsday plots
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!
On the twelfth day of Evilmas,
my dark overlord sent to me
Twelve minions busting heads
Eleven insane elder gods
Ten viziers scheming
Nine abominations of nature
Eight fallen heroes
Seven devils a-corrupting
Six zombies decomposing
Five rings of power!
Four doomsday plots
Three chromatic dragons
Two dastardly lieutenants
And a soul trapped in a phylactery!Last edited by Gorbash Kazdar; 2007-12-14 at 07:59 PM.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain
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2007-12-14, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
almsot certainly approves. 
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One can see her fluttering flags;
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In the angel's choir stands.
Endure bravely, O you millions!
Endure for a better world!
-Friedrich Schiller, To Joy
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2007-12-14, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
*applauds*
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2007-12-14, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
tis truely a thing of evil beauty.
Originally Posted by SurlySeraph
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2007-12-14, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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And on the 13th day, the Church of St. Cuthbert of the Cudgel tracked you down and purged your evil from this plane. WOE BETIDE THEE, VESSELS OF CORRUPTION! DEMON, YOU SHALL NOT LIVE! *paladin-charge*
Originally Posted by Thespianus
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2007-12-14, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
*Trips Surly*
Nice work, Gorbash.
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2007-12-14, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
Ah.... *basks in the evilness*
Now I know what to ask for, forChristmasEvilmas!
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2007-12-14, 07:45 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Awesome! :)
Although I think the sixth day could be altered to just "6 zombies decomposing" instead of "a-decomposing".
It sounds better when you sing it...
and yes, I was just singing it... here... in my cubicle...
heh, I wonder why my co-workers are afraid?High order of The Marshmallow
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2007-12-14, 07:55 PM (ISO 8601)Pixie in the Playground
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Very creative! Thanks for getting me into the spriti of the season.
Sounds suspiciously like the Groupakas carol "The Twelve Days of Groupakas".
Here is a redacted libretto:
On the 12th day of Groupakas my DM gave to me
12 Horns of Blasting
11 Driders spinning
10 Demons Dancing
9 Sirens singing
8 Dwarves a'drinking
7 Swords of Slaying
6 Wands of Wonder
5 Magic Rings
4 Fremlins
3 Sylvan Elves
2 Otyughs
And a Kobold in a Treant
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2007-12-14, 07:58 PM (ISO 8601)Retired Mod in the Playground Retired Moderator
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
Yeah, a-decomposing is a bit awkward. I've modified it.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain
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2007-12-14, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
My Student Leaders Overtaking the World club approves.
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2007-12-14, 11:59 PM (ISO 8601)Orc in the Playground
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Nice... Now I must use some plagiarism to make myself look good!
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"Slashing through our foes
With a good two-handed blade
Over the corpses we go
And through the gore we wade.
Mace on helmets ring
Making bodies fly
What fun it is to sing out slaying song
and watch these suckers DIE!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
don't let them get away!
We're brave and bold for fame gold
We'll make a lot to day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
don't let them get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!"
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2007-12-15, 01:48 AM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
The Twelve Geeky Days of Christmas
As sung by the crew of Loading Ready Run.
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2007-12-15, 01:59 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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2007-12-15, 02:01 AM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
The guy singing "Five gigs of Ram" cracked me up. I love loading ready run!
Last edited by Raiser Blade; 2007-12-15 at 02:02 AM.
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2007-12-15, 04:42 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
Awesomeness exudes from this very thread.
Words, my weapons...
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2007-12-15, 05:56 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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Re: The Twelve Days of Evilmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. 4chan.
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