Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87

[Thes Hunter]

hee hee hee. He said pants.



BIG PANT TREKING!
** Warning site may contain explicit Pant images



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Anyways, I have been wondering, why have people begun to feel the need to tell us that they won't be able to post more than once a day or so?

You all ain't my parents, so I feel no need to tell you guys if I am going to be gone for a few days.

[Cyrano]

They're the mods. It IS propoganda. Hell, I use propoganda all the time. And...in this case...no, it didn't have to be told. At all.

Thes, they say it because somewhere in their minds they have the misassumption people care. That's the same misassumption that leads to, say, marriage, dates, advertisements, me, russian nesting dolls, yaknow the works.
We're under the same misassumption. We think we care. But we don't, because I'm A, always right, and B, a solipsist. So ha.

[Korith]

North....just......why? Why? Why do we need to know that? I mean, hot damn, I don't care about your panting or pantless shenanigans, North. Nobody does. And now i can't get the image of a pantsless faerie out of my head.

Methinks D'Anna doth protest too much.

[Cyrano]

Methinks D'Anna doth protest too much.

Methinks Korith doth mispell my name, quoth too much Shakespeare, and has a disturbing faculty for assuming people enjoy the thought of pantsless faeries.

[Korith]

Verily, two caps may be too much for thee.
Must I withstand thy wit for long?
Indeed, for I shall endure it thrice more than the next man.
Now join together as we celebrate in pantsless song.

[Cyrano]

I would clap, except I have a pressing need to never, ever speak to you again. *runs off into the sunset.*

[Thes Hunter]

Ah now, don't pick on Korith, he is a very fine wolf. Look he can even speak in Iambic pentameter.... I think.

[North]

Thes Hunter. Damn you and your pants laden links! And even worse they were giant underpants! Shame.

Also yeah. I agree with you about the telling of people that they wont be posting. With the exception of the play by post games. Because they actually are waiting for you.

[Korith]

It's okay.

D'anna, the self-proclaimed troll, merely succumbed to my supernatural aura of troll-combustion. Troll-types tend to fear me, especially if they seem to start losing an argument.

In fact, I'd say D'anna may even be redeemable. The reply to my prose was quite civil.

[Thes Hunter]

Thes Hunter. Damn you and your pants laden links! And even worse they were giant underpants! Shame.

Also yeah. I agree with you about the telling of people that they wont be posting. With the exception of the play by post games. Because they actually are waiting for you.

Just because I am a Yank doesn't mean I don't get it.


Remember I am Charity in trousers.... or is that Charity is me in a skirt... I always get that confused.

[Vonriel]

Not.. quite, Thes. None of his lines even had 10 syllables.

[Madmal]

Remember I am Charity in trousers.... or is that Charity is me in a skirt... I always get that confused.

i'm tempted to say "kinky"...

i shall refrain from saying "kinky"...

[North]

Well the last person I know who used the Nom De Guerre of Charity was a [SCRUBBED CONVERSATION.] till we ran out of loonies.


\/ are you trying to make an ass out of me?

[The Great Skenardo]

Thes Hunter. Damn you and your pants laden links! And even worse they were giant underpants! Shame.

Perhaps you should turn the other cheek(s) then

[Penguinizer]

And now for something completely different...

I recommend D'ianna guards our collective sanity and doesn't open that.

[bosssmiley]

And now for something completely different...

I recommend D'ianna guards our collective sanity and doesn't open that.

Well, that made perfect sense.

Pance Dance

[Thes Hunter]

Well, that made perfect sense.

I think I have become too old to understand.


*rocks in her chairs*
*Chews the end of a toothpick*
*shakes her fist*
"KIDS GET OFF MY RB!"
*sprays everyone with a hose*

[Korith]

*sprays everyone with a hose*

Mmmmm....good times in summer.

[The Great Skenardo]

And now for something completely different...

I recommend D'ianna guards our collective sanity and doesn't open that.

My sides hurt now

[Penguinizer]

Atleast it makes more sense than this...

Too bad I forgot to place my vote for Eurovision.

[Thes Hunter]

Atleast it makes more sense than this...

Too bad I forgot to place my vote for Eurovision.

I actually think that song is pretty cool. And do songs need to make sense? Specially in a language I don't speak?


But I will add, that if I ever get bad customer service in an amusement park, it is from a Ukrainian girl. (Not that all Ukrainian girls give bad service, since I have also had good service from them, but if I get bad service, it is invariably comes from a Ukrainian girl.)

[The Great Skenardo]

Since we're airing youtube videos, I'd like to give a plug to a local group in my area doing a fantastic song better than I think I've ever heard it done professionally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1bHLf7VIbU
The song is Hallelujah.

[Azrael]

(Not that all Ukrainian girls give bad service, since I have also had good service from them, but if I get bad service, it is invariably comes from a Ukrainian girl.)

I'm just intrigued that you've been to enough amusement parks with Ukrainian customer service reps to be able to comment on such a trend.

[Alarra]

Chances are, you could get in by PMing...

Who starts these things, anyway? I want to say "Alarra", but it's not always her, I don't think.

To go back a conversation or so....yes....a vast majority of the time, it is I that starts the chats. Although ER and Andre have also been of late. Should you desire to get in on the hot msn chatting action. Just toss me a pm and I'll add you to my buddy list and bring you in next time we have one. Which...hmm....I suppose now's a good time to start one...

[Lord Herman]

Now, I've never posted in Random Banter before, but I have the pressing need to deposit a thought I just had, looking at my nearly full PM box.

"Hmm, maybe it's time I built another house, so I have room for another ten PMs."

That's what I get for playing too many RTSes.

[bosssmiley]

Atleast it makes more sense than this...

And when they come to destroy our world we will say unto them:

"But humans have achieved so much. Look at our art, hear our music, explore the purity of our mathematics, experience the profound luminosity of our religious experiences. Are we not worthy of life? Surely you must stay your wrath."

They will say nothing, but merely shake their hoary heads and play a copy of this video. And man will fall to his knees weeping in repentance, and will give them the only answer such an accusation deserves:

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"Fire at will"

Now, I've never posted in Random Banter before, but I have the pressing need to deposit a thought I just had, looking at my nearly full PM box.

"Hmm, maybe it's time I built another house, so I have room for another ten PMs."

That's what I get for playing too many RTSes.

Surely you mean:

"Spawn more Overlords"

[Penguinizer]

No,no,no,no...

"You must construct additional pylons!"

[Lord Herman]

Well, I have been playing a lot of Age of Empires III for the last few days. But then again, I've been playing the British, so I should have said 'manors'. And those automatically spawn a free PM when built

[Cyrano]

It's okay.

D'anna, the self-proclaimed troll, merely succumbed to my supernatural aura of troll-combustion. Troll-types tend to fear me, especially if they seem to start losing an argument.

In fact, I'd say D'anna may even be redeemable. The reply to my prose was quite civil.

When did I self proclaim I was a troll? I self proclaimed I was a jerk, but that's the extent of it.

[Penguinizer]

I have always declared myself to be generally weird.

Can a mod change my title to Weird in the Playground for a day >.>

Or for a longer time...

D'anna, wait a bit, I'll go look for something to scar your psyche.