Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87

[zombie chick]

thanks for the cookies! *takes out papers from cookies*
but my soul is not for sale, and it would be due a clean anyway.

[Cyrano]

But...but...making cookies requires being...*shudder* NICE to people.
I'd rather lock them in a dungeon without adequate food or water and torture them until they surrender deeds to their souls. Plus side? Then I kill them and get my inheritance!

[Korith]

"The tastiest sort of evil is the kind that involves lots of pretty flowers and ribbons and other nice stuff...followed by an orgy of blood"
-Barzubelog, Chain Devil

[Cyrano]

"The tastiest sort of evil is...wait, evil is an action or alignment, not a flavour! My bad, sorry."
-D'anna Biers

[Korith]

Either you're a mortal, or you've never danced in the fields of the forbidden flowers around the Citadel of Anguish.

[Cyrano]

Or possibly I don't succumb to tired tropes, and instead spend my time doing, up, EVIL?
This is why I yell at Maggy and Saurous a lot. It's the function, not the form. Content, not context. Etc etc ad nauseum, you get the point. Which is that I don't taste evil. I do, however, taste blood. Yum.

[Charity]

Is that where you got smacked in the mouth?

[Cyrano]

Nooo, of course not, you crazy fool! That's ridonkulous! WHy would that ever happen? Ahhh, you and your...."Morality".
Yes...

[Castaras]

*Takes Korith's cookie and eats it*

...What? I never had a soul, and never will.

[FdL]

I thought I'd mention it here as well, as random banterers seem to be often complaining about the PM limit.

Oh, excellent!!!! Haven't tried it, but it's actually something I had thought about. Thanks a lot Rawhide, this is really a great tool for us forumers!!!

Now, it's a pity I always downloaded my PMs in .txt, but well.

[Reinboom]

The massive amount of attention you do seam to draw to yourself is unsettling, D'anna. Thank you for the free advertisement of my humble links. You're so kind.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I decided I awhile ago that I am never going to die. I'm gonna turn 21, and say 21 until an asteroid hits the Earth or something.

You should wait until you're 25, so your insurance rates go down and you can rent cars by yourself.

[Eldpollard]

You should wait until you're 25, so your insurance rates go down and you can rent cars by yourself.

Rent cars from whom? Surely with an asteroid hitting there wouldn't be anyone to rent them from, or cars to rent.

[Vonriel]

Ahh, but therein lies the glitch. You see, until the asteroid hits, how is she to rent cars cheaply? 'tis quite a conundrum, indeed.

[Eldpollard]

One which we must solve, with the combined powers of RB we shall. the world will be stronger for it as a result, and we shall be hailed as gods amongst men.

[Vonriel]

But the LLama already solved the problem for us! See, if she were to wait until 25, then she could rent cars for a cheaper price until the asteroid hits.

Incidentally, LLama, why are both "l"s capitalized?

[CurlyKitGirl]

But rent-a-cars are useless, so why would anyone rent a car?

[Rykaj]

Well obviously it is the rarely seen and little known 27th letter of the alphabet, but since they don't appear on our modern keyboards he uses LL instead. You pronounce it as 'zrt' I believe.

So in fact he is a masked zrtama. Makes perfect sense.

[Pyro]

Wow I can answer that question after only my first day of Spanish. In Spanish the double L is actually its own letter in the Spanish alphabet so I think both L's must be capitalized. Incidentally the double L in Spanish also makes a Y sound, so the real pronounciation of llama is yama.

EDIT: Nevermind you don't capitalize both L's. The LLama just likes having to capital L's.

[Yiel]

But rent-a-cars are useless, so why would anyone rent a car?

Until christmas last year I drove a motorcycle, so in order to take my partner and friends on long trips down the coast while avoiding crowded holiday buses, I have had to rent cars. Of course I rented cars from the place in Brisbane called "Rent-a-Bomb" so I knew what I would be driving from the get-go.

Ooops... should I be in character this week? Um... yay for Naruto, Sasuke is cute.

[FdL]

Parallel parking? A piece of cake. I pity those of you who can't perform such a simple manouver. And, um, I kinda envy those of you who actually don't need to know how to do it. But still everyone who drives a car should be able to do it. I mean, come on, it's no rocket science. :S

Wow I can answer that question after only my first day of Spanish. In Spanish the double L is actually its own letter in the Spanish alphabet so I think both L's must be capitalized. Incidentally the double L in Spanish also makes a Y sound, so the real pronounciation of llama is yama.

Yeah. Just "sort of" to both statements. I'm too lazy right now to explain in an academic way (I'm a native spanish speaker).

Funnily enough, "LL" is pronounced with a different sound where I live.

Ooops... should I be in character this week? Um... yay for Naruto, Sasuke is cute.

LOL That was a funny swap you got :p

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Incidentally, LLama, why are both "l"s capitalized?

For the fun!

[Dragonrider]

I've started to enjoy stuff like parallel parking, just for the challenge of it. a sign that I've gone totally cuckoo, probably, but what else is new?

I believe that the Welsh language has a different "Ll" too.

[Eldpollard]

For the fun!

You double the capitalisation you double the fun! Everybody wins!

[Mr. Moon]

Ooops... should I be in character this week? Um... yay for Naruto, Sasuke is cute.

Gah! You're ruining my reputation! Kabuto's cute. Sasuke is an annoying emo dude. Get it right! *beats with rolled up newspaper*

[SurlySeraph]

*looks up Sasuke*

*still does not understand Naruto*

[Mr. Moon]

Watch it from the beggining. It starts off slow... but Zabuza makes it all worth it.

[Reinboom]

I must say, Naruto is one of the many series (alongside DBZ and the later episodes of Inuyasha) that kills not only part of my interest in Anime but does it in for quite a few others, at least, for the people I know.

Get your action-oriented constipation sitcoms out of my anime!
Definately get your constant deus ex machina out of my anime ><!

The only animes I can stand either in is those that push it beyond the limits (Excel Saga, jungle wa itsumo hale nochi guu, etc.)

--- edit ---
And yes, I did try to sit down and watch these series that I so openly dislike.

[Mr. Moon]

Well, it's your opinion. Frankly, I agree with the later episodes of Inu-Yasha killing the anime part, but Naruto is pretty good once you wade through all the fillers. Although I do find that there are some good bits of character expansion in said fillers.

[Nomrom]

Gah! You're ruining my reputation! Kabuto's cute. Sasuke is an annoying emo dude. Get it right! *beats with rolled up newspaper*

OMG, I heard that MC thinks Sasuke is cute! Can you believe that? I've lost all respect.