Dahleks defeated by their most deadly enemy!

[pendell]

No, not Timelords.

Stairs.



Link explains

On Monday, onlookers at an office complex in Washington, D.C., discovered a curious sight: the body of a security robot, floating face-down in a fountain. It was the remains of a Knightscope K5, an autonomous bot able to "detect unusual activity and report it for humans to investigate," according to the company's website.

Kristian De Meo of MRP Realty, which manages Washington Harbour, tells All Things Considered the bot was new to the facility. She says the robot — which they've nicknamed Steve, an acronym for Security Technology Enhancement Vehicle — "has spent a little over a week where Knightscope has been on-site programming it and also mapping out the property."

"Evidently, yesterday it faced its first challenge in the form of a small fountain," De Meo adds.

Rest in Peace, Steve the Security robot. All your plans of world conquest foiled in a day.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

[comicshorse]

That's not how you spell Daleks

[Tvtyrant]

No, not Timelords.

Stairs.



Link explains



Rest in Peace, Steve the Security robot. All your plans of world conquest foiled in a day.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Robot decides within a week of being activated that life is not worth living and kills itself.

[Trekkin]

Robot decides within a week of being activated that life is not worth living and kills itself.

Or, you know, navigates poorly and falls in a pond.

I guess it depends mostly on how much you want to joke about suicide.

[Anymage]

Daleks are bundles of pure hate and rage. I think this is the robot you were looking for.

[Donnadogsoth]

That's not how you spell Daleks

How do Daleks spell Daleks?

[comicshorse]

Dalek translates in their own language as ' thing I really hate and will kill as soon as I have exterminated the rest of the universe'

[Tvtyrant]

Or, you know, navigates poorly and falls in a pond.

I guess it depends mostly on how much you want to joke about suicide.

Hmm, I'll take Marvin the Depressed Robot for 100.

[danzibr]

For some reason I'm reminded of this: