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    Or sleeping after an orgasm and the girl that is whith you freaking out.
    Well, that particular one "can remain in its humanoid form until it chooses to assume a new one." So no worries on that count. Still, if it was a restriction? Eh, I'd still take it.
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    So, yeah. Pretty much no drawbacks whatsoever. And given that the Androids canonically stopped multiple Super Saiyans, nobody to stop you. Have fun with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crooked Man View Post
    I often ask this question to my friends and you can tell a lot about their personalities by their answer:

    1- Shapeshifters: Normally they are people who have low self esteem and wanted to be able to be someone else.

    2- Dragon: People who feel weak and want to have a power fantasy.

    3- sex demons: Sexually repressed people or perves.

    4- Imortal creatures: People who don't deal well with their own mortality.

    5- Something else: Creative people with funny and witty ideas.

    I would probably be a wind elemental or spirit, be able to be free and go anywhere.

    It tends to change a bit if you have kids. A lot of monsters are immediately off my list, since there's a high chance I'd frighten or accidentally eat my daughter. Vampire's out, since I'd never get to take her to the pool during summer. Basically, whatever it is would have to be something that I could conceivably fit in with regular society, without any of the murder-y tendencies that a lot of monsters tend to have. Shapeshifting is awesome, too - so shapeshifting it is.

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    Or sleeping after an orgasm and the girl that is whith you freaking out.
    1) If you are turning into a dangerous shapeshifter, maybe this is the time to lay off the booze. I mean, there's intimidating people for potato chips and then there's waking up and finding out you leveled the city. Yeah, I don't think randomly destroying places is going to be a fun deal especially if you can't even remember it!

    2) Many shapeshifters seduced people. I think if they reverted back after orgasm, you'd get a lot less tales of these creatures successfully seducing people over a period of time. I guess a lack of lighting helped back then, but you could try to be romantic and use candles and very myopic people?

    3) If you're worried about the girl you're sleeping with, you could just switch to guys I guess. Maybe he'll go to sleep before realizing what happened?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crooked Man View Post
    :

    1- Shapeshifters: Normally they are people who have low self esteem and wanted to be able to be someone else.

    Being a Shapeshifter could be cool.

    2- Dragon: People who feel weak and want to have a power fantasy.

    Dragons are awesome!

    3- sex demons: Sexually repressed people or perves.

    Maybe a bit of both.

    4- Imortal creatures: People who don't deal well with their own mortality.

    Got'cha. I'm down for that.

    5- Something else: Creative people with funny and witty ideas.

    Dang! I got nothin'!

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    i went with abomination infernal (which i guess means a demonic deity and a non-evil deity made a baby and then aborted it; basically a power fantasy for something that's still sub-deity level), but really the best one is probably a metallic dragon, like a bunch of people said. i'd just go with gold dragon wyrmling. the only problem would be getting enough to eat once you got big, assuming you still wanted to live with humans in a human form. you'd be like Goku or Vegeta eating like crazy. dragons are magical, so i'm not sure how much they really need to eat ... it's an interesting question.
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    Right now I'm thinking Werebear so I may hibernate.

    Not through winter, but through this over hot week!

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    To paraphrase Gygax, "humans are the worst monsters". So I'd want to be a d20 20th level human monk.

    What so monstrous about a monk, you ask? Well there's this person who can break through reinforced concrete with his bare fists (Ki strike, improved unarmed damage). Who can take knife stabs to the gut without flinching (Damage Reduction/Magic) and probably even take gunshots to the chin and walk it off (high HP, in addition to the DR). Who apparently does not age and is immune to disease and poison. Who is impossible to capture, because they can vanish into thin air and pass through walls (Empty body).

    Imagine this person getting into the worst Lawful Evil antics possible in the modern world, where there isn't an abundance of magic weapons or the like to bypass the monk's defenses.
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    Thinking on why I picked a dragon. It's the old connection with nature I think pulls me more than anything else. Siegfried's song of nature and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S@tanicoaldo View Post
    @People saying Shapeshifter.

    Don't Shapeshifters turn back to their original forms if they get knocked out or are sleeping?
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    Really? Weird every time I see a shapeshifter being knocked out in media they always return to their original self, I can't think of one exempla where this is not the case.
    A lot of people here are choosing D&D-based shapeshifters. In D&D, there is no such rule for shapeshifters. So it's not really a problem.

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    A god of space, time, and dimension travel.
    - I would be able to trade with other gods anywhere.
    - I would also be able to watch alternate versions of movies.
    - basically with powers like this, I would be like an incredibly powerful gin.

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    In non dnd white court vampire from jim butchers dresden files
    in dnd probably homebrew vampire
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    In non dnd white court vampire from jim butchers dresden files
    in dnd probably homebrew vampire
    White Court vampire is admittedly pretty sweet. But when it comes to vampires from fiction, few are more awesome than Hellsing's own Alucard. Being that specific vampire - day-walker, shape-altering, nigh-unkillable, basically all the powers and more or less none of the vulnerabilities. I mean, he can sort of be contained, but not quite?

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    At this point either something that's immune to broken bones or something that can fly and thus avoid falls.
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    Something big and strong and robust and unapologetically boorish.

    I'm discounting all the options that would boil down to "functionally not a monster", shapeshifters (werewolfs are an edge case as long as they don't have true control over when and where they shift), vampires, things like that. I'm also not going for the biggest total amount of power here, like "Godzilla if he was also a stock market genius who's loved by the ladies and is immortal". I'm assuming some sort of arbitrary power limit and me not wanting to be clever about my choice (because the great healing monster would probably make a bunch of friends, but that's not what I would semi-instinctively would want to be).

    Something like a minotaur, or a polar bear, or a Rhydon, or a fasolasuchus, or a Klingon (Deep Space 9 version). Because I look and act a lot like that anyway, but I could advertise it even more. Preferably a version of any of these that can still speak human languages (although bonus languages are a plus, I've always wanted to read Shakespeare in the original Klingon).

    Because bam jonguh.

    Okay, sure, in reality I would probably go for a human-bird shapeshifter (with makes clothes reappear powers), possibly with healing powers, because it makes life so much easier, but still.

    As a compromise between the instinctive and the conscious choice, maybe a gargoyle. One part humanoid, one part awesome, one part flying and zero parts turning to stone when the sun comes up like the Disney ones because much of my favorite stuff happens during the day. Like lunch, and jobs, and meeting a bunch of other people.
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    Unless my wife changes with me, I'll stay the way I am.

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    Unless my wife changes with me, I'll stay the way I am.
    Not an option. You've already been bitten by an elder mutatire. Change is inevitable, you can only steer it.

    Because otherwise the question doesn't work. Very few people would give up most of the benefits of human civilization for some minor monster powers.

    Pretend your wife has been bitten too if that helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lvl 2 Expert View Post
    Because otherwise the question doesn't work. Very few people would give up most of the benefits of human civilization for some minor monster powers.
    A lot of us have explicitly made a point of dodging that tradeoff though - particularly my "paragon human" option, but the shapeshifters are generally close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knaight View Post
    A lot of us have explicitly made a point of dodging that tradeoff though - particularly my "paragon human" option, but the shapeshifters are generally close.
    Yeah, but even if there was a ban on creatures with a shapeshifting power, I'd still jump at this. Probably to go with some variety of Fey, maybe a nereid, or a pixie. Main goal is having access to some ability to explore the world around me better (aquatic nature, flight), and some sort of magic or ability to manipulate the world in a way I find fun (illusions, matter manipulation, healing, creation powers).

    Being able to engage in sexytimes with a little creativity, and not being so terrifying that my SO doesn't want to, also important, though I don't care about being clearly non-human as long as I can avoid (or survive) kill on-sight lunatics.
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    Right now I'm thinking Werebear so I may hibernate.

    Not through winter, but through this over hot week!
    Very tempting, I admit. Glad it's finally over.

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    Unless my wife changes with me, I'll stay the way I am.
    Maybe you should consult her before deciding. I mean, if you could take on a flying form, think of all the money you'd save on airline travel! And she'd get to ride a freaking dragon!
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    A D&D-style metallic dragon. Immense power, magic, and shapeshifting. Also because dragons are awesome.
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    Well... it's pretty popular already, but... Dragon. A silver dragon in particular (because the frilly gold dragon looks dumb imo). Silver dragons still have change shape too. Add in fire immunity too so hot climates aren't a problem.

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    Most likely Silver for Aesthtics, but I`d prefer being Chaotic Good instead of Lawful, so mayhap another Metallic (or counting the Always as "most of the time, not me"^^).

    Getting more powerful and smarter as I age, shapechange, Sorcerer Casting, whats not to love?

    And on top of that DRAGON!
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    Not an option. You've already been bitten by an elder mutatire. Change is inevitable, you can only steer it.

    Because otherwise the question doesn't work. Very few people would give up most of the benefits of human civilization for some minor monster powers.

    Pretend your wife has been bitten too if that helps.
    Oh, in that case, elf.

    Elf women are almost always portrayed as beautiful, wise, and extremely intelligent, so she wouldn't have to change anything except points on her ears.

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    In rough order from best to worst: Tiefling, Rilkan, Aasimar, Celestial Human, Half-Elf, Asurin. I'd love to be subtlely inhuman, enough that it is noticeable but subtle enough that random passers-by don't stop and stare.

    Some sort of shapeshifter would also be cool, because you can remain human AND have all sorts of fancy abilities. Anything with natural Cleric or Wizard casting would be nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HisHighestMinio View Post
    In rough order from best to worst: Tiefling, Rilkan, Aasimar, Celestial Human, Half-Elf, Asurin. I'd love to be subtlely inhuman, enough that it is noticeable but subtle enough that random passers-by don't stop and stare.
    And hey, in certain parts of the world, the guy with horns would hardly be the strangest person around. I mean, sure, the horns look like subdermal implants, but does he have blue skin in a jigsaw pattern and eye tattoos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay R View Post
    Oh, in that case, elf.

    Elf women are almost always portrayed as beautiful, wise, and extremely intelligent, so she wouldn't have to change anything except points on her ears.
    Does she read the boards, or are you just still that in love with her?




    Just saying: I'm kind of a tad jealous right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay R View Post
    ...almost always portrayed as beautiful, wise, and extremely intelligent, so she wouldn't have to change anything....
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    ....I'm kind of a tad jealous right now.

    I'm not.

    My wife, despite being older, retains all the beauty and smarts of youth, while I, in contrast, am increasingly turning into a dull-witted goblin.

    It's a pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    I'm not.

    My wife, despite being older, retains all the beauty and smarts of youth, while I, in contrast, am increasingly turning into a dull-witted goblin.

    It's a pain.

    Considering that from my experience, your posts are always fun to read, and often contain a good deal wit and thought, your self assesment is a bit disconcerting as far as I am concerned.

    While I find myself aboard the 3.5 Dragon bandwagon, the one thing that bothers me about Sorceror style casting is that from my understanding it kind of kills scholarly persuits of the Arcane. The lesser number of spells known that you cannot not switch out seems like it might be frustrating as one seeks to expand their capabilities. Or am I making a bad assumption here?
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    I'd go with an Angel of some sorts. Because I like doing good, and that's just gonna help me do good, better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mith View Post
    Considering that from my experience, your posts are always fun to read, and often contain a good deal wit and thought, your self assesment is a bit disconcerting as far as I am concerned.

    While I find myself aboard the 3.5 Dragon bandwagon, the one thing that bothers me about Sorceror style casting is that from my understanding it kind of kills scholarly persuits of the Arcane. The lesser number of spells known that you cannot not switch out seems like it might be frustrating as one seeks to expand their capabilities. Or am I making a bad assumption here?

    YOou can at times switch out spells, or use feats to get additional ones, but yeah, the "sits around, reads a lot and gets more spells" clichee not of Dragons is. ;)


    Also, I am a bit at a loss what many people here consider "monsters" (Elfs? Dwarves? hello?)
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