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2017-10-23, 09:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
My latest homebrew: Majokko base class and Spellcaster Dilettante feats for D&D 3.5 and Races as Classes for PTU.
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Raiatari Eikibe - Ghostfoot's RHOD Righteous Resistance
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2017-10-24, 06:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2014
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- Tulips Cheese & Rock&Roll
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2017-10-24, 11:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2016
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- Back home
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2017-11-15, 07:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2017
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2017-11-15, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2017
Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
Anything immortal and not too gross, or at least long-lived.
And, of course, a dragon.
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2017-11-16, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Derby, UK
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
Turned into...?
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2017-11-21, 02:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2017
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2017-11-26, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2017
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- Darkest Part of your Mind
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
HULK SMASH! (comic book version)
Last edited by Hageshi; 2017-11-26 at 03:09 PM.
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2017-11-27, 03:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- turkey
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2017-11-27, 06:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
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- San Francisco Bay area
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
I've changed my mind again:
Me want COOKIES!!!
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2017-11-30, 09:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2017
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- Home, as is the law.
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
You know the monster, the one that you used to be under your bed? The one you eventually outgrew? I would be the one that’s under that ones bed.
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2017-11-30, 10:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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- Dallas, TX
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
Wait. "... turned into..."?. You mean, you think you're not already a monster?
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2017-12-01, 03:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- turkey
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
jay R how hard it would thing any one of us to familiarize with our roles me kinda to easy to act as white court vampire since i dont need to chance a bit in my life and i can continue to live where i left for all "I am gonna choose dragon" crew they can basicly look like human any time they want so for major of us we are already are monsters in our core.
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2017-12-27, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2016
Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
Nine-tailed Zenko Kitsune :)
Last edited by Lunetec; 2017-12-27 at 05:00 PM.
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2017-12-27, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
I think that I'd want to become a D&D 3.5e style Noble Djinni. On the one hand, I'm visibly non-human. On the other hand... I can just make life so much better for people.
Spoiler: Let's look at some of the minor benefits, first
I can permanently conjure 20 cubic feet of rare plant matter once a day just to start, that lasts forever. Aside from just being able to conjure beautiful mahogany desks out of midair and over a hundred gallons of rare plant extract a day, you could build just about anything from solid wood and resins one bit at a time. It might not be a castle in a day, but it's a continually expanding work of art that you can take a sense of pride in building one piece at a time, from literally nothing.
I can make food for 60 people appear out of thin air each day, along with 40 gallons of wine. Sure, the food is bland, but... well, there are a lot of people who wouldn't mind.
I can turn invisible, go at highway speeds as the crow flies, and just generally be any and everywhere I want to be. Which is a minor perk, sure, especially compared to teleportation, but... well, sometimes you do want to see the sights along the way.
Telepathy, to send people private messages in real life or mess with people while invisible. This is just plain handy.
And then the power to give 3 wishes to any mortal I allow to catch me. Just... three wishes, at will, to anyone I trust with the responsibility. One concerned charity member can let me cure 60 children with cancer in under a minute, no strings attached. With the right person helping, I could create true magic items to add some wonder to the world. I could get Firefly renewed for a second season. Transport Travelers to get astronauts to Mars and back. Work with a climate change scientist to end global warming. Work with physicists to learn how to reduce entropy where it matters. Get the answer to any and every question. As long as I can avoid wishes getting political (that gets ugly fast), it just lets me make the world a better place. And if someone does try to abuse my hospitality, I get to choose how to interpret their wish—which is a reward in its own way.
And as a bonus, one of the things Wish can do is Polymorph Any Object, or (for a more natural, permanent solution) Wish for a Contingent Reincarnation -> Wish that this reincarnation will bring you back as {X} race -> Wish for an instant, painless death that triggers that contingency—you know, just in case you're worried that PAO might not be as permanent as you'd like it to be.
Sure, I don't get the versatility of a lich or the raw freedom of a dragon... but granting the truest wishes of dozens of people every day is more than worth that cost.
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2017-12-30, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2017
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- Logan, Utah
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
A silver dragon would be pretty neet. You wouldn't have to worry about pesty adventurers coming around trying to kill you and steal your treasure! Plus you could go out and help adventurers with their unique and exciting quests!
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2017-12-30, 09:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2017
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Bearshark
Can't beat that badassery!
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2017-12-31, 06:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2016
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- Canterlot, Equestria
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
A catgirl who can also turn into a cat.
Princess Celestia's Homebrew Corner
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2017-12-31, 07:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
I think I'm going to choose baelnorn. Sure, you have to die, but at least you're dying for something.
But, are you also acquainted with/yourself a cleric of Akadi, so you can have mechanical wings in cat form?
Mahogany.Last edited by KillingAScarab; 2017-12-31 at 07:12 AM.
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2017-12-31, 09:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2016
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- Canterlot, Equestria
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
Princess Celestia's Homebrew Corner
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Thanks to AsteriskAmp for the avatar!
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2017-12-31, 11:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
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2018-01-01, 11:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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- Santa Barbara, CA
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2018-01-01, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2016
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- Canterlot, Equestria
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
Princess Celestia's Homebrew Corner
Old classes, new classes, and more!
Thanks to AsteriskAmp for the avatar!
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2018-01-02, 09:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2017
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- In the future, zura!
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
I want to be a flying spaghetti monster.
It's grotesque in a silly way, which makes it so cute. Also, I get to fly. Also, spaghetti....I need sleep.
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2018-01-07, 11:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2006
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
*a troglodyte wanders into the thread, wearing an orange bowler hat and matching orange vest, having just come from work*
This is a tricky question.
Trog is inclined to say lizardman or maybe dragonborn just for the say of, you know, keeping the same wardrobe and all. A draconian could be cool, but then you gotta live in Krynn and Trog has heard that's a neighborhood that's a little run down now that they don't crank out books every three months.
Hmmm...
Elf could be interesting, but then at the end you all have to sail off to that elf retirement home over the sea with the fancy elvish wheelchairs and masterwork walkers and such, which doesn't really sound all that great because Trog has heard that all the food is puréed.
Hmmm...
Trog's gonna go with some sort of fey. They always throw nice parties with good finger food and wine, a high hook-up rate, and they have those nice private reality pockets with moderate temperatures. So long as Trog can bring along a decent fold-out couch or something because the furniture there (logs, tree stumps, giant fungi, more logs) leaves a little to be desired.
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2018-01-07, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2014
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- Tulips Cheese & Rock&Roll
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2018-01-07, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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2018-01-14, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2018
Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
I think I would go with a beholder eye. Not at all glamorous in terms of looks but, I dunno, I love em. All gross, covered in eyeballs, super powerful and just awesome.^_^
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2018-01-15, 09:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
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2018-01-15, 11:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2014
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- Tulips Cheese & Rock&Roll
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
You know, I think I'd like to be a swan maiden.
I'd be like a superhero: swoop in, kick butt, fly off. (I'll have to pick my fight carefully since I actually have no enhanced ability to kick butt, but let's just assume I'll get good at flying kicks from above.)
But the part that makes it work is that even if suddenly playgrounders all over the world are turning into monsters, nobody is going to believe some robber's story about how a swan turned into a big ass bearded dude. There's going to be case study upon case study of this weird example of ass paranoia before they even catch me. Haha!
The downside is that I can now fly but I still can't use it to get wherever I want to go quickly. A crow might still be able to sneak into an office building, a swan is a bit much. (Although fun to imagine if it's someone else trying.)
Also, I have to be extra careful not to get caught and run out of human society. I don't think I would last a month living in an except for me female only colony. (To be fair, it's just nice in general to meet some different groups of people throughout the week, so I really didn't have to make this a semi-sexist remark..)
And where do swans go for beer anyway?
Okay, back to the drawing board. One day I'll have a good idea.Last edited by Lvl 2 Expert; 2018-01-15 at 11:39 AM.
The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!