AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry

[Castaras]

"Lizzie's an avvie and banner maker. If we ask she'll do something like it. All that we'd need would be certificates or some kind of pic and a list of who won what. And Magtok Awards do count, they're awards aren't they."

...And I still have no idea what you're asking me to do. Sorry, not reading that well tonight, so could you tell me what you're wanting me to do?

And I have to agree with Curly on this. I know next to nothing about Star Wars, and while the 4th - 6th of the movies were okay, I didn't really like them that much...

[CurlyKitGirl]

"A shelf for awards to go on. Or some fancy list of them. And it feels great to have a player agree with me for once." Hearing this comment CP makes Curlys' lightsabre go haywire and gash hr on the shoulder. Curly begins to lose a lot of blood.

[Saurous]

Saurous rolls his eyes, walks over to Curly, and presses his hand next to the gash. Temporarily shifting back to his normal necromancer template, Saurous's hand glows a dark grey, and the wound seals shut.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok's hand finally returns, having found absolutely nothing.

I didn't find anything. I think there's a plot shield keeping it from finding Secura's camp.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"There's always a plot shield. Why don't you dismantle an Ewok or something?" Curly continues to read, while the books that aren't being read perform a small ballet to the amusement or bewilderment of anyone watching. Noticing that she'd been healed she says "Thanks Saur, it was dripping on my book." She waves the blood away and turns the page.

[Vhaidara]

Great idea.
BB summons an Ewok and a Gungan and makes them fight with rubber chickens.
This is comedy.

[Draken]

This is pointless.

Draken summons a Rancor to eat the two creatures.

[Saurous]

"There's always a plot shield. Why don't you dismantle an Ewok or something?" Curly continues to read, while the books that aren't being read perform a small ballet to the amusement or bewilderment of anyone watching. Noticing that she'd been healed she says "Thanks Saur, it was dripping on my book." She waves the blood away and turns the page.

"You are welcome. The blood would have attracted Vampiric and Xykon Fan, anyways."

Saurous glances over at the gungan/ewok fight. He decides to ignore Bookboy's and Draken's pointless manipulation of idiotic Star Wars creatures.

[Vhaidara]

The Rancor is eaten by a Grue.

[Vespe Ratavo]

The grue is eaten by an eurg.

[Draken]

Draken cuts down the eurg using his lightscythe.

Ok, enought of this sillyness.

[Vhaidara]

Draken is cut down by Nekard.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Nekard is handwaved away.

Vespe and Carlos (haven't seen him in a while, huh?) are sitting around listening to Beatles, waiting for someone to get the plot moving again.

[Draken]

Draken activates his Contingent Ressurrecton, because cloning is for the weak.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok gets bored, and somehow teleports the entire group back to the AMEN HQ.

Sorry about that, but the mosquitoes over there were driving me nuts, and waiting for Saphire was boring. Until she gets back, I'm not going back there.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"So you're telling me that all this heavy weaponry and the helmet I scrounged up are pointless? Dammit."

[Saurous]

Saurous sighs, and waves a hand. His dark jedi robes change back into his normal clothing.

"Why do I get the feeling that now that we have gone away from the plot, Saphire is going to come back soon?"

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok puts his lightaber away in the armory, and shakes his head.

Probably because we're nearing the time she usually comes online. And because she loves to make us suffer.

[Moff Chumley]

As Sauros begins to leave the world of Jar Jar and Fire-ships, he wanders through the halls of AMEN, he hears Moff Chumley's jamming, increased from simple chords on a pipe organ to a full prog rock jam session, with the Moff on a rock organ, SurelySeraph and Amotis on guitar, The Giant on bongos, and Allara on Bass. When confronted, they hang their heads and leave. The Moff coughs and goes back to demonic organ playing.

[Draken]

Look at the bright side, the same way we left, we can go back.

Draken shifts his weapon back into a ranseur.

[Saurous]

Magtok puts his lightaber away in the armory, and shakes his head.

Probably because we're nearing the time she usually comes online. And because she loves to make us suffer.

"All the players enjoy seeing us suffer."

"What's with you two and pointing out the obvious?"

[Moff Chumley]

On a random note, I've been requested to come up with an eeevil plot targeting France. For example, capturing the Amazon's parrot population, teaching them 'When Your Evil', and realeasing them into Paris. Help please?

[Lord Magtok]

You have a pretty good plan, but try using a song other than one made by Voltaire. The one that Rex..."edited" still gives me nightmares. It also makes me thankful that he's long gone.*






*Though he's probably going to come back later to get his "revenge." Without the distance and fear he used to use to keep himself in power when he was around, he won't stand a chance.*

[Nekulor]

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

[Mr. Moon]

Saphire steps into the base. "Sorry I've been offline all day, Mom's being over-controlive again. Since I'm only allowed online for another half hour, there's no point in returning to the plot. I'll work on it tomarow, I promise."

[Lord Magtok]

Brian accepts Saphire's explanation, and then vanishes.

Magtok simply looks at Nekulor with confusion.

Err...who are you? The guy with the succubus chick, right? Who also had a bunch of phylacteries?

[Vhaidara]

Magtok, that's E. My town character. And he's not a lich anymore. And they're sucurines.

[Lord Magtok]

No, I'm pretty sure this guy had a succubus for a girlfriend, since he had some sort of resistance thingy she didn't know about which protected him from her attack thingy. He also had Vader as his lackey aboard his steampunk ship thingy, and a few other well-known characters.

[Vhaidara]

Okay, just clearing that up, because that fits E almost to the letter. Only it was a creation, not a girlfriend.

[Korith]

*Decloaks in the kitchen, and starts deep-frying fish brains*

*Activates "Ward against Castaras and pies"*