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    ElfRangerGuy

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    I have 10 flasks of alchemis fire. Hahaha.

    Don't worry, I'm the ranger, I shoot the bow.

    Let's fight the rust monster!

    What do you mean my weapon type isn't effective?
    "Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!" -Aragorn, Lord of the Rings

    I'm 8BitNinja's Brother

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    NecromancerGuy

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    Sure we can take the gems from the eyes of the statue. I mean so what if it's some god's idol?

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    RedWizardGuy

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    D&D

    GM: "There's a big red X on the floor."
    Player: "I go stand on it!"

    GM: "The Repulsion spell pushes you off the cliff. It's a 200' drop to the lake below"
    Player: "I cast Water Walking."

    "Don't worry. I have Animal Handling."



    Shadowrun

    "I raise my head over the wall and take a peek."

    "These Red Samurai aren't as tough as I thought they'd be!"

    "A Roach Spirit? Ooooh, how scary! I step on it."



    Warhammer 40K, Dark Heresy

    "I tell the Commissar to <expletive deleted> my <expletive deleted>!"

    "A female space marine? Hey sexy, wanna make out?"

    "I didn't even know you could target an individual with an orbital bombardment?"



    Call of Cthulhu

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

    "It won't die! It just won't die!"

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Don't worry... I got this.

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    DwarfBarbarianGuy

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    it's just one army, then i'll have his cards!

    (in a game of RISK; after i failed with overwhelming odds on my favor, the other superpower took his cards and proceeded to win the game)
    check out my D&D-inspired video game, not done yet but you can listen to the soundtrack if you're bored: https://www.facebook.com/TheCityofScales/

    my game's soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-77807407...les-soundtrack

    my website with homebrew and stuff on it: http://garm230.wixsite.com/scales

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    "But you honour, it was self-defence. It's just that we shot back first."

    PS: The party didn't die. We broke out of jail the night before our execution.
    How do you keep a fool busy? Turn upside down for answer.
    ˙ɹǝʍsuɐ ɹoɟ uʍop ǝpısdn uɹnʇ æʎsnq ןooɟ ɐ dǝǝʞ noʎ op ʍoɥ

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    "Weird, I don't smell anything."

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    WolfInSheepsClothing

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    "You can't shoot me, I'm a federal officer!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Flickerdart View Post
    Why be Evil when you can be Lawful?

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    AssassinGuy

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    DM: Roll your spot checks
    Me: (I roll a 20) Yes I got a 20! (I roll again and get a 12) I have a total 46!
    DM: In the distance you clearly see 4 serpentine creatures flying in your direction
    Me: OH MY ****ING GOD WERE DEAD

    This actually happened, our whole party of 5 died except 2 people. I was one of the people who died, however I did get
    resurrected.

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    I feel like I’ve seen you before...
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    Wow, I can’t believe it, WotC actually made the rules compatible for a situation in which an ape demon is leaping into the air to knock a vampire out of a Polymorphed T-rex’s jaws who is flying 120 feet above the ground.
    I have just been diagnosed with depression. Expect my posting rate to drop.

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    From my MMO times:

    "But you said you have a lot of them!" (to our healer about mana potions)

    Rogue:"Even I can tank this one."

    "I'll be AFK for twenty seconds what can possibly happen." (while minig in EVE Online)
    Most things are not worthy of getting too mouse-y and frog-y about them.

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    RedWizardGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by shawnhcorey View Post
    "But you honour, it was self-defence. It's just that we shot back first."
    :)
    Reminds me of Richard, the Lord of Dance. "It was SELF DEFENSE! That orphanage attacked ME!!!"
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    "And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids."

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    "Change of plans: let's meddle!"

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    MindFlayer

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    "Pffft, we don't need the manual anyway."

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    "The summoning circle isn't right? I'm a wizard, not an artist! What can possibly go wrong with a few squiggles in the line?"
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    I'm going as a bard

    That's a bit of a jump for you. You've only played fighters before.

    How different can they be?
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    "I rolled a one. Where's the fumble table?"

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    NecromancerGuy

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    Pointing at a random chest and exclaiming "Oh, look, a mimic!" in a sarcastic voice.

    Needless to say, it was an actual mimic.

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    PaladinGuy

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    "maybe nerull need sacrifices" - after the young minotaur barbarian spoke those words he got posessed by an evil spirit (the group was passing a graveyard inside a doomed village, full of dark energies at this moment)

    He suddenly cut the gray elf wizard in front of him in two halves and got struck down himself by my paladin who succeeded the listen check for the mentioning of the evil god of death but missed his spot check for the possession part (if I only had found any good reason to perform a sense motive check at this point ).
    Last edited by Dante Daylight; 2017-12-20 at 08:41 AM.

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    What's the worst thing that could happen?
    Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos

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    One player in our party took massive damage and had his arm hacked off...another player simply said, in a calm viice - “ooh, that has to smart!”

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    My Paladin, Broseph, of the Knights of Bromania, upon encountering Cthulu:

    "Detect Evil".

    Turns out there was a rule for what happens if you're stupid enough to do that! Who knew?

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