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    I'd post some of the stuff I wrote age 14 or so, but... I don't think the thread could take poetry that bad.
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    Poem.
    A poem.

    A poem by me.
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    Sometimes when I scream
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    Many things exist
    Others never came to be
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heliomance View Post
    I'd post some of the stuff I wrote age 14 or so, but... I don't think the thread could take poetry that bad.
    No, please! I'll do the same, with some stuff from when I was eleven!

    Won't do it unless you do, though

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