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    Recently, my wifi modem decided to stop working, so I got a new one. Currently, it is called 'CleverName', but I am trying to come up with a better name. Any help would be greatlyappreciated.
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    Well, I call mine The Wabe.

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    I set a home WiFi network up a while back and called it Surprise!

    Went back a while ago when internet was down to help troubleshoot. Got a chuckle out of the WiFi tip text displaying:

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    I'm thinking more along the lines of puns.
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    Whiffy, maybe?

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    I think I had neighbors at some point who called it prettyflyforawifi.

    Just the fact that you heard that guitar riff when you read it makes it good.
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    Someone in my apartment complex has their network named "Help, I'm trapped in a router!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lvl 2 Expert View Post
    I think I had neighbors at some point who called it prettyflyforawifi.
    So did I!

    I think that is probably the most common wifi network name at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lvl 2 Expert View Post
    I think I had neighbors at some point who called it prettyflyforawifi.

    Just the fact that you heard that guitar riff when you read it makes it good.
    I've seen this before (networks at a friend's house I believe), and was actually coming to the thread to suggest it. Absent that I'm going to have to suggest "Vini, Vidi, Vifi" as my second favorite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lvl 2 Expert View Post
    I think I had neighbors at some point who called it prettyflyforawifi.

    Just the fact that you heard that guitar riff when you read it makes it good.
    What guitar riff?
    Keep in mind that Iam only 14.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knaight View Post
    I've seen this before (networks at a friend's house I believe), and was actually coming to the thread to suggest it. Absent that I'm going to have to suggest "Vini, Vidi, Vifi" as my second favorite.
    Veni Vidi Vifi is amazing. Me, I just named mine The HoloNet.
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    "Pretty fly for a wifi" (didn't see it above before, but it was there, oops)
    "The promised lan"

    Yeah, that's all I got.
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    Skynet is also an ever popular option, Number 5 or Johnny 5 works better for a vacuum cleaner or other physical robot, but it can work for a wifi. And since I'm giving myself ideas, you could name it Sentient Roomba?
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    You could go with something like "fie-on-why", I suppose. Sometimes I have trouble with the line between "clever" and "only amusing to me".

    Around here several of the the neighbors seem to be naming theirs after their assorted football rooting interests, while another subset is going for Norse gods. Adding to an existing local theme may be worth considering if any of the other network names in your area inspire you. (I now want to name a network "Marco" just to see how long it takes for someone nearby to name theirs "Polo", but I am sadly not in charge of naming our household network.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatWizardGuy View Post
    What guitar riff?
    Keep in mind that Iam only 14.
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    Someone in my apartment complex has their network named "Bill Wifi the Science Wifi".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Ultron View Post
    Someone in my apartment complex has their network named "Bill Wifi the Science Wifi".
    Bill Wi the Science Fi sounds less clunky.

    Anyway, OP, I googled up a few more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lvl 2 Expert View Post
    I think I had neighbors at some point who called it prettyflyforawifi.

    Just the fact that you heard that guitar riff when you read it makes it good.
    Kek, that's the name of one of my cousins' wifi network.

    He also changed the password to "gimmeyourwallet" so whenever anyone asked what the wifi password was, he would tell them to give him their wallet with a straight face.
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    I named my last Wifi "Shangri-La", as in "mythical place you will never get to".

    A friend of mine named it "Rohan" and was delighted when he one day noticed a neighbour had renamed his to "Gondor".


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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatWizardGuy View Post
    What guitar riff?
    Keep in mind that Iam only 14.
    Well then you're in exactly the target age range of the Offspring.

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    Well then you're in exactly the target age range of the Offspring.
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    Maybe you could call it Photonic Information Transfer System or PITS for short :)

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