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    51. A small cask marked: "Jorgmund special reserve, (appropriate year)

    It does contain liquor, but it is used to preserve a small, unsettling magical creature which may or may not come back to life if released, and may or may not have given the liquor unsettling qualities. Has a slight sulphur bouquet.

    52. A large box marked: " Checker pieces, clay, (2000), Black, White.

    The topmost checker pieces are real, but the lowest layer is actually platinum pieces baked into clay as a means to smuggle large amounts of currency.

    53. Crate marked: "Paintings, Misc (26)

    The paintings are pretty much garbage, but one of them contains visual code which will provide a certain spy with invaluable information. To anyone else, it's just a couple of dogs playing poker.
    .................

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    54. The eye-like sensory organ of outerbeing, suspended in a magically reinforced crystal sphere about the size of a human head. It broadcasts information about nearby points of interest and tourist traps into the minds of all who meet its gaze, but is otherwise harmless.

    55. A half-dragon goat.

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    56: a rune-bound black box containing something lovecraftian. If released, it will possess the nearest available host, and start preparations for a ritual to summon its boss, murdering as required to conceal its presence until then. It being aboard will cause various dark portents and misfortune to follow the ship, as it warps it surroundings with its very existence.

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    57. sealed glass lid coffin with elven woman in scanty clothing and note saying "bride for local lord do not open until delivery".
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    Lockbox: A wooden shipping crate, unlocked
    contains locks

    Von Menkompfts Magical Maneuverable Majestic Mighty Military Mechanisims: A solidly made hardwood crate
    Contains: 6 Enchanted Repeating Crosbows, A miniature ballistae (3 inches long) which grows to a full sized ballistae when in contact with dirt, sand, or grass, a self propelled automatic battering ram, 6 collapsable shields, 2 spinning swords, 4 springloaded spears, 8 ballistic knives, an an instruction manual for the above written in cartoonishy german accented english.

    Paltridge's Portable Pottery Pervayor's Pushcart
    a four inch tall pushcart which grows to the size of a normal pushcart upon the use of the phrase "pots for sale" Contains assorted pottery. has a sign on it which reads "Property of Peter Packingham Paltridge"

    Percussive Matinence Toolkit
    Contains many hammers

    Army Crate Mark E
    Contains assorted dynamite, rockets, pies, springs, strings, ductape, an anvil, a refridgerator, an oversized cannon, four 18th century grenades, a pair of cross country skis, and an imperial socket wrench with several metric sockets.

    Emergency Repair and Matinence Crate
    Contains Aeresolized Lubricant, strong Adhesive Tape, and a message under the lid of the crate which says (If it moves and shouldn't apply tape, if it doesn't and should, apply Lubricant. )

    Kobold Control Device
    Contains Cattle Prod

    Kolbold Rapid transit Device
    Contains a Golf Club (2 Wood)

    Goblin Handcuffs
    Contains assorted rusty meat cleavers

    Dwarven Handcuffs
    Contains two pints of ale

    Hans' Cuffs
    Contains assorted fancy cufflinks

    Locked crate wrapped in chains labled "DO NOT OPEN Contains Certain Death"
    Contains a high level halfling assasin named "Certain Death" and a wanted poster for said halfling with the ludicrously high bounty circled in red.
    Warning, this poster makes frequent use of jokes, snarks, and puns. He is mostly harmless and intends no offense.

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    71.) A useless brass tag to put by your name. Symbol with a sword.

    72.) Another useless bronze tag to put by your name. Symbol with a hammer.

    72.) A slip of paper with a somewhat good catchphrase. "It still only counts as one!"

    No, not the sexy priestess outfit you were looking for. Would you like to buy another 101 crates? 15% off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparklelord View Post
    71.) A useless brass tag to put by your name. Symbol with a sword.

    72.) Another useless bronze tag to put by your name. Symbol with a hammer.

    72.) A slip of paper with a somewhat good catchphrase. "It still only counts as one!"

    No, not the sexy priestess outfit you were looking for. Would you like to buy another 101 crates? 15% off?
    73.) cursed sexy prietess outfit with fake holy book.
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    74. "Toys for young Ms. [name of the daughter of a local lord here]"

    A crate full of small constructs with impossibly cute eyes. When interacted with, they say things like "Play with me!" and "Feed me." When the PCs get bored and turn away, they say things like "I bet [name of other PC] has a tasty heart. Wouldn't you like to know?", "Let's find out together", "Ah, I haven't seen light in thirty years" and similar things.

    If you pay attention to them, they look perfectly normal and harmless, and these eyes are so, so cute <3 You can feel your desire to take one of them home with you...
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    But you, as DM, have to be prepared for the PCs to do something stupid and self-destructive, because they will. They can't help it. They're like adorable homicidal children with pennies near a light socket, except that the pennies are chainsaws and the light socket is your plot. Also, the chainsaws are on fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiRagnarok View Post
    74. "Toys for young Ms. [name of the daughter of a local lord here]"

    A crate full of small constructs with impossibly cute eyes. When interacted with, they say things like "Play with me!" and "Feed me." When the PCs get bored and turn away, they say things like "I bet [name of other PC] has a tasty heart. Wouldn't you like to know?", "Let's find out together", "Ah, I haven't seen light in thirty years" and similar things.

    If you pay attention to them, they look perfectly normal and harmless, and these eyes are so, so cute <3 You can feel your desire to take one of them home with you...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85sQ2ms-lrg#t=06m45s

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    *groan* there is nothing new in the world, is there.

    I was thinking of Furby's when I wrote that, then decided to put an evil twist on them, inspired by the Satanic Panic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Fel View Post
    But you, as DM, have to be prepared for the PCs to do something stupid and self-destructive, because they will. They can't help it. They're like adorable homicidal children with pennies near a light socket, except that the pennies are chainsaws and the light socket is your plot. Also, the chainsaws are on fire.

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