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2017-12-13, 11:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
It's not that unusual to have a crush on the babysitter. It's just that all of the emotional scenes between Anakin and Padme were so badly written in all 3 movies.
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2017-12-13, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-12-13, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
Stormtroopers shoot Leia on the Tantive IV. Stormtroopers chase Han, Leia, and Luke throughout the Death Star. Stormtroopers are opening the door to the bridge that Leia and Luke are trapped on, forcing them to use a grappling hook to cross the chasm (now, if you want to talk about nonsensical stuff in ANH, why in holy hell does a moisture farmer on a desert world have a grappling hook in his belt?). The stormtroopers very likely chase the separated party strategically to herd them back to regroup and get to their ship, because again, once the main characters are on the Death Star, they are explicitly let go to track them to the rebel base.
Th trash compactor and dianoga are stupid threats, because they come from nowhere, and are not really dealt with by the main characters (especially the dianoga).
This seems incredibly contradictory; Naboo is established as a backwater planet, which you yourself agree, but they should have at least state-of-the-art level fanciness? That doesn't seem a disjointed? The King of Thirdworldia doesn't fly around in the too-of-the-line Air Force One, no matter the setting.Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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2017-12-13, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
He didn't need to go Nazi on this, though. Even just the deprivation of liberty is bad. Food rationing is bad. The blockade keeping meds from being imported.
I think that the biggest reason, if showing Nabootes was deliberately discarded (of which I am not sure, the idea simply might never have come up), is that it would have thematically overlapped with the second act on Tatooine. You know, slaves and things. Loss of personal freedom.Last edited by Vinyadan; 2017-12-13 at 11:43 AM.
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2017-12-13, 12:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
and a 'catastrophic' death tool.
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2017-12-13, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-12-13, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2017-12-13, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-12-13, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
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2017-12-13, 02:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
I think you are simply giving them away too much credit. They needed to escape the DS, stormtroopers or not. Sure, Leia was captured by stormtroopers alone... wait, not there was Lord Vader there to command them. And a capital ship for support! Funny enough, from my perspective the chase looked more dangerous by itself than any of the trooper with blasters were before that.
Stupid or not, those are dangers that can't be trivialised either by the heroes or the viewer. Those are moments where we actually feel the party is in peril. Every time they fight stormtroopers back? Not so much.
I don't see the contradiction. Nobody said Naboo wasn't rich or that is was poverty-ridden like Tatooine. FWIW, they could be the Galaxy Finland: Nobody cares about the country or its resources, but everyone is envious of their living standards. Well, at least I wanna live there
Point being, Naboo isn't poor. In fact, it should be relevant for the region enough for the TF to care about the signing of a treaty with them. But just because they are economically/politically relevant on the small scale that doesn't mean they should be relevant for the galaxy as a whole. Also, just because they live well, that doesn't imply their army is the best of the galaxy (curiously, in EU it's explained that their ships are very good quality). Or that they have a functional army anyway. Whatever the case, by "state-of-the-art" I wasn't referring for the Galaxy scope; I meant that a nation would put most of their expenses in protecting their head of state. Even if Nabooian (?) ships aren't the best (according to EU they are good enough) I would expect the Royal Insignia to be the best single ship in the whole planet. Otherwise, they would be doing it wrong.
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2017-12-13, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
The crusher is actually very important. It's used as an example in screenplay manuals. It represents the lowest point (the worm, Luke being apparently dead), followed by "resurrection" (Luke reemeeges) and a fight with death that wants its stuff back (the crusher). And the heroes actually have to work hard to save themselves, and they survive because Luke gives the right instructions to R2.
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2017-12-13, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
Naboo seems to be uniquely placed to be where something like this could happen, it's poorly armed, rich, and remote, the perfect place for somewhere like the TF to pull something like this.
They also managed to kill people on camera, which the droids never did, IIRC.
The head of State's personal craft is a perfect blockade runner, it's likely to be well armoured, fast, and unarmed. A tank is a bad blockade runner, it's too slow. 'Get away from trouble' and 'tank hits' are the first things a head of state's craft needs to be able to do, and Naboo does seem to be conscious of the safety of their monarch (hidden gun in Throne room, all those body doubles), especially when they're close to places like Tattooine and piracy is a thing.
The treaty's not relevant until the invasion starts, its purpose is to retroactively legitimise the invasion.
The age difference is only five years, it's not like she was grooming him. It's also just a onesided semi crush in this film that doesn't go anywhere until at least ten years later.
I'm not seeing a super significant difference between stormtroopers and B1s, the droids are a bit more comedically played, but it doesn't get out of hand until the cartoons. Both of them are only dangerous in numbers.
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2017-12-13, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
So the Trade Federation invaded Liechtenstein. Uh.
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2017-12-13, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2017-12-13, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-12-13, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
Sure, because on Earth our offense almost always beats our defensive capabilities. I mean soldiers all wear body armor and they still usually die to getting shot.
Or in other words, tanks lose to tanks shooting them.
It's not really the case in Star Wars. Kinda. But shields at least are really strong and can take a fair bit of abuse. And ships move fast too, so they are hard to hit, well protected, and can got FTL to get away.
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2017-12-13, 10:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
I guess Lucas was obsessed with the idea that Anikin needed to be ''a cute little boy''. Really it would have made a lot more sense if he was at least a teen.
Maybe Lucas as a typical Out-of-Touch Old Person, thought that ''little kids everywhere'' would have loved seeing a ''little kid'' in a Star Wars movie going ''pew pew'' just like an adult.
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2017-12-14, 10:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
True, but five years is a BIG difference at that age: 9 years vs. 14 years. Also, it doesn't help that the 9 year-old is played by an actual 9 year-old actor while the 14 year-old is played by an 18 year-old actress, thus having nearly double the age difference of the actual characters.
They really should have either cast a younger Padmé or an older Anakin in Episode 1.
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2017-12-14, 11:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
My vote is older Anakin. It'd make those fighter scenes less painful to watch.
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2017-12-14, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
'F' is the fire that rains from the Sky
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2017-12-14, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-12-14, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
Well, and it's important to realize that Lucas wrote EPIV as a sort of homage to Flash Gordon serials*. So the randomness and lack of narrative flow-through is sort of the point. The crusher and the worm (and the grappling hook and the incompetent Stormtroopers and, well, most of it really) was very much in line with the 15-minutes-of-danger-per-week genre of storytelling that he was explicitly alluding to.
(*and Akira Kurosawa's the Hidden Fortress)Last edited by truemane; 2017-12-14 at 02:27 PM.
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2017-12-14, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
True. But around half of Qui-Gon's fulfillment of that role relates to midichlorians and/or the prophecy, which rather drags him down.
With half a movie's worth of non-entity tacked on, perhaps. The difference is, that's still enough to put Obi-Wan well ahead of the pack in TPM; Solo, not so much.
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2017-12-14, 03:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
I wrote a fan fiction once where Anakin was a 16 year old pit fighter instead of a pod racer, and the reason he was into Padme is she was the only woman he got close to as he was a pit slave first and then a jedi.
He also is much more Alexander the Great then in the movies.
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2017-12-14, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
Outside of A New Hope, does anybody in Star Wars ever have tractor beams?
(Answer: of course not. If the tractor beam was anything more than a plot devise to get the heroes temporarily captured, they'd tractor beam all those little rebel fighters and shoot them like fish in a barrel)Blood-red were his spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat,
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Down like a dog on the highway,And he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat.
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2017-12-14, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2017-12-14, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
This occurs in the TIE Fighter video game. In later missions your more advanced craft are outfitted with a tractor beam. While not powerful enough to reel another fighter in, it does prevent them from maneuvering. They then fly in a straight line while you casually line up behind them, lock on dual missiles, and blow them to bits.
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2017-12-15, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Surprisingly, Star Wars: Episode I is not Actually THAT Bad
They seem to be not much use unless a ship is taken by surprise or otherwise disabled. They did have to damage the Tantive IV enough to reel it in.
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2017-12-15, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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