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2018-01-06, 04:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were a fantasy land NPC what kind of npc would you like to be?
Next time I have to excuse myself to go to the toilet I'm saying I have some poopsmithing to do.
At least it's better than poopsmiting.
Ooh, good one. Those hardly ever get killed, except maybe to demonstrate this new villain is extremely ruthless, and even then he'll probably go for the orphanage instead.The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2018-01-06, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-01-06, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2018-01-06, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Presumably I'd still be a carpenter, and with dragons and trolls and orc raids always destroying bridges, houses, and castles, work would be very good.
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2018-01-07, 11:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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My Guild would typically remain armed at work.
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2018-01-08, 02:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Dead, probably.
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2018-01-11, 06:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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still all you gents and ladies need to meet me when that macguffin and ship you have is out of power plus with good tech ideas i can be tycoon in the world were you guys need to protect me while i do my work.
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2018-01-11, 07:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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The eccentric wizardess who brews potions and creates devices with odd and oddly useful effects, does research into the sacred, the profane, and the just plain weird (but not too weird. Forbidden Knowledge breaks OSHA* guidelines), and has arguments with her cat.
*Occult Spells and Hexes Association, of course.
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2018-01-11, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Spooky tavern ghost, probably.
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2018-01-11, 11:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah, you can't go wrong with being a bridge builder in most fantasy settings. Never lacking for work, and you get to tell the PCs to go do some sidequests while you do absolutely nothing for days on end until they obey.
I'd be the villager asking the PCs for twenty bear asses in exchange for some minor magical trinket in the second town (not the first: that one burns down way too often). You want to be early on, when the rewards are low and yet the PCs still want to do the silly fetch quests.
Grey WolfLast edited by Grey_Wolf_c; 2018-01-11 at 11:33 AM.
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2018-01-11, 12:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Four letters, infinite possibilities:
B. B. E. G.
You're welcome.My headache medicine has a little "Ex" inscribed on the pill. It's not a brand name; it's an indicator that it works inside an Anti-Magic Field.
Blue text means sarcasm. Purple text means evil. White text is invisible.
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2018-01-11, 01:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were a fnatasy land NPC what kind of npc would you like to be?
Tarquin has STYLE. Classic red and black color scheme, and it's heavily implied he's some sort of silver fox. Only issue is that with the way his sons have turned out, he might end up dying in a epilogue due to a puppet. Still, fashion always has sacrifices.
You think too small. What's the problem with an arranged marriage if you're the one doing the arranging? You're a noble's daughter, chances are a magical education either via temple or the arcane isn't beyond your reach. If we're going as far as to assume a standard fantasy world, then there's unlikely to be enough sexism to stop you from pursuing your dreams. With your new found magical powers, get yourself Mr. Tall, Dark, Studly and Stupid with rich parents. That last one will serve you well for when you want to sample some things outside of marriage or run your own schemes. Just make sure to keep his idiot genes out of the genepool or just plain adopt.
After all, didn't someone mention that 10 year old monarchs are indestructible? Adopt yourself one. Too young to really want anything but more pudding, and they'd probably make decent human shields. Can't murder me in front of my adopted child, paladin! Think of the trauma!
...I get the feeling I'd be some sort of imp. Too weak for the smiting and just giving people bad ideas.Last edited by Honest Tiefling; 2018-01-11 at 01:38 PM.
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2018-01-11, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'd be the sage hidden somewhere far away that teaches one of the PCs their ultimate flashy move in return for beating me in a super-hard fight. So hard, I'm somehow tougher than the main villain, but I don't do a thing to stop him cause reasons.
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2018-01-11, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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I think, based on my real job, I'd probably be an artificer of some variety, making macguffins and things I don't entirely understand. The PCs never meet The Wizard Who Did It, so I'd probably be safe enough, though there's... I'd give it an 80% chance that I'd be recruited by the BBEG to make doomsday weapons? Job security, at least.
What I'd like to be is the Sleeping Giant, the big unstoppable force that keeps to itself and follows its own relatively benign agenda until the PCs or Big Bad somehow screw up. The Lady of Pain really does seem to have a nice job...
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2018-01-11, 03:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'd probably be a keeper of an Alchemy or Magical-item shop. I've always enjoyed the mystical side of fantasy worlds and I usually play as elven or fey-type characters in my games. So being an Mystical Elven Shopkeep would be the NPC I'd like to be.
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2018-01-11, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were a fnatasy land NPC what kind of npc would you like to be?
I'm reading through these NPCs ; so many good ideas / memories. Makes me miss playing D&D so much...
Now that I think of it, your chances of kidnapping are the same no matter what. The only change is the level of the kidnapper.
Princess? Dragon for sure. Rich merchant's child? Orcs or bandits.
The only difference is if you're a noble's daughter it will start out as a kidnapping , but then it's discovered you ran away with a poor troubadour and the PCs have to go through some ethical gymnastics...Last edited by Scarlet Knight; 2018-01-11 at 08:25 PM.
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2018-01-11, 10:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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the alcoholic shaman who offers strange wisdom to the pcs when appropriate.
this is kind of what i used to be IRL anyway lol (i don't drink anymore or have schizophrenic hallucinations voices etc.)check out my D&D-inspired video game, not done yet but you can listen to the soundtrack if you're bored: https://www.facebook.com/TheCityofScales/
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2018-01-12, 08:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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2018-01-15, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Khajiit has wares
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2018-01-17, 04:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm thinking sage or royal archivist.
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2018-02-04, 03:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'll be the shopkeep at the magic item shop. It's a very lucrative business, I get to have all sorts of awesome wares, and if the PCs ever try to rob me, I'll probably turn out to be a retired level 30 Archmage and/or an a hidden gold great wyrm inexplicably selling treasures instead of hoarding them.
Why, theyget a master's degree so they can spend all day helping people with the Xerox machinebecome a librarian, of course!
Chances are you'll actually spend all day getting interrupted by obnoxious adventurers who need your knowledge to complete their low-level fetch quest, rather than actually getting to finish your reading. Better practice your annoyed muttering skills!
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2018-02-04, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-04, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-04, 09:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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I want to be the local priest of an agricultural deity in Blackhawk748's backwater village! I can help the plants grow and do a little bit of healing when someone gets run over by their haycart, and I'd get to have a nice stable life as a respected member of the community.
Sign me up!
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2018-02-05, 09:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-06, 05:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Too bad for you that quiet, backwater villages is where the eldritch horrors always make their appearance. Actually, I think it is where I'll set up my Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday.
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2018-02-06, 05:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-06, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aw shucks somebody beat me to it
I would also want to be the stupid bloke who always has some stupid errand to have a bunch of high-level PCs go off and blunder with. Once they come back from slaughtering the whole goblin tribe because I lost my keepsake ring, my toilet isn't flushing right, and the PCs have to go off into the sewers...
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2018-03-05, 07:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were a fantasy land NPC what kind of npc would you like to be?
A cleric for sure, but not an adventure cleric, just an odinary cleric in a big temple or monastery.
Think about it, what do I do with most of my free time?
I read about legends, myths and gods, I also read tales of fantasy and legend.
Then I talk about the lore and discuss what is and what is not canon with likeminded individuals.
Being a cleric in a fantasy setting means that I can do that as a job, not only that but the legends and gods are undoubtedly real, I also get social, political and magical power out of this.
And I don't have to risk my life but if monster do attack I'll be able to protect myself using magic without having to learn it, in most fantasy setting magic looks a lot like math and I just hate math.
So i get away with doing what i love plus a bunch of bonus features, the perfect job.
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2018-03-15, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were a fantasy land NPC what kind of npc would you like to be?
Hmm. My best bet sounds like living in a thriving city, though space might be an issue. With luck, maybe I’d have access to magical training to make sure I don’t end up the kidnapped victim, though living in a city ensures that there are more targets other than myself.
...What’s the average unwilling-evil-plot-involvement rate of magical initiates?