Silly race

[DapperReaper]

so I had a spare moment and thought I'd share this rather silly race I came up with one day, dunno if anyone has come up with something similar or not, this is the internet so would not be surprised, anyway, enjoy

Spoiler: Grease Monkey

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Grease Monkey
str+2 con+2 int-2
normal languages
normal movement speed
Grease at Will

Winged Grease Monkey
dex+2 con+2 int-2
normal languages
normal movement speed
fly move speed(30 ft)
Grease at Will

Racial Traits
strong lubricant
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey
may use strength in place of intelligence for craft checks

slick service
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey
may use constitution in place of wisdom for profession checks

Racial feats
grease slide
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey
when you move thru grease you do not need to make the normal acrobatics check and infact do not provoke from movement

greased up
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey
you exude a thin layer of grease from your skin, this treats you as if you were constantly under the effect of grease

with utmost grease
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey, grease slide
when moving thru grease you increase your movement range by 50%(round up to the nearest 5ft increment)

greasy talker
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey
while standing on or covered in grease, you gain a +4 bonus to bluff, charm and diplomacy checks, and a +2 bonus to all other charisma based checks

greasy stalker
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey
while standing on or covered in grease, you gain a +4 bonus to perception, sense motive and stealth checks

really greased up
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey, greased up
you leave a trail of grease where ever you go, and the square you occupy is always considered to be covered in grease

friction?
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey, grease slide, with utmost grease
you can move at full speed while prone or even bound if you are on grease

every crevice
requires: grease monkey or winged grease monkey, 4+ grease feats
when you use your racial grease ability, you can create up to 10x the normal amount of grease

grease flap
requires: winged grease monkey, greased up
as the winged grease monkey flies, they fling grease around them, making 1 adjacent square covered in grease for every 10ft of flight

updated to include winged grease monkey and racial traits to alter skills

[jqavins]

What's Utmost Grease? It's a prereq. to Friction? but it's not described.

Anyway, next you should the Winged Grease Monkey.

[DapperReaper]

What's Utmost Grease? It's a prereq. to Friction? but it's not described.

Anyway, next you should the Winged Grease Monkey.

sorry, typo, the requirement should say "with utmost grease" which is a feat listed above, will fix it to avoid future confusion

and lol, maybe, wouldn't be too hard

[faden]

what about skills? They can use craft using str mod, and profession using con mod.

[DapperReaper]

what about skills? They can use craft using str mod, and profession using con mod.

hmmm that's an interesting idea