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    Well getting the flavours was difficult, but it's in an American IPA style. Here's your hoppy yew beer.

    I wish losing weight was easier.
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I wish losing weight was easier.
    Okay. Every time you eat cheese you will make a major life decision. I don't know why you wished "choosing fate was cheesier," though.

    I wish I had a real magic hat.

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    Here you go, one teal-colored magical bat. He likes to hunt insects at night, so make sure he has a way to get outside.


    I wish for a truly immersive virtual reality game.
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    A toy submersible does seem plausible enough as a low-cost card for the early game. I assume we're talking Hearthstone? Let's call it a 3/1 Mech with Stealth.

    I wish for shots and supplies to take care of one of my town's local stray cats.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty.
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    Granted! Here's all the ammo and supplies you need to take care of your town's vampire bat problem.

    Oh, and they're actually real vampires, by the way.


    I wish for four flour forts.
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    I've got the floors, so just point me towards your flowered forts and I'll install them.


    I wish to find Carmen Sandiego.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I've got the floors, so just point me towards your flowered forts and I'll install them.


    I wish to find Carmen Sandiego.
    You wish to find a carload of men in San Diego? Well, I've heard they have them there. Granted!

    I wish I was writing.
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    Okay, you're now a wry thing.

    I wish seashells by the seashore could be seen more from the HMS Pinafore.
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    She can sell them, but I don't think there's much of a market for it. They're just lying around on the beach, after all.

    I wish to know my optimal destined career.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish to know my optimal destined career.
    Gross! But okay. I don't know why you would want to "show my optimized diseased ear" though.

    I wish bunnies where the size of horses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I wish bunnies where the size of horses.
    Look, I don't mean to tell you how to clothe your rabbits, but the "sighs of horses" generally don't make for good material. Oh, well.

    I wish for a nice, cold beer.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    An ice-cold deer, huh? Well, it's the off-season at the North Pole now that Christmas is over, so I'm sure Santa would be happy to loan you the use of Blitzen for a while. Consider it done!

    I wish to go to the bookstore.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    I wish to go to the bookstore.
    I didn't know shops could specialize in hooks, but if you want to go to the "hook-store" I'll send you there.

    I wish I had a really impressive car.

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    Why would you want an intrusive scar? Alright, one very grotesque, embarassing scar right down your...

    I wish to be able to speak in every language known to mankind.

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    Very well, you can now geek in every language known to land kites.


    I wish to have a harem of beautiful women.

    @V: I am surprisingly fine with this.
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    Ooh, okay! I'll set you up with the best 'stylist on the continent. Your hair will make you known as one of the world's beautiful men!

    I wish this granola stuff I bought tasted better.
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    Okay, I've increased it's rate of decay, but I don't understand why you need gondola fluff to waste better.

    I wish that my contributions to this thread weren't so lame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    You wish your cuisine fusions for this bread weren't so plain? I'm sure it was alright, but I'll grant this wish and make it extraordinarily delicious!

    I wish for my meals today to be Mex-Cambodian fusions

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    Okay, all I heard was "fission", as in, "nuclear". Welp, guess I know what to do with that!

    I wish to have all the fallout from the above handled.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
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    and they're aaall dead.

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    Here you go, the dove you requested is calling you out with Handel's Messiah.

    I wish for fifty three mallard ducks.

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    I'm not sure why you need so many, but fifty three metal chucks it is.

    I wish to own my own personal Airbus A380
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Okay, just as you asked, the Air Bud movie franchise is all yours!

    I wish for a working bag of holding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish for a working bag of holding.
    Eew. I'm not judging, but okay if you want a "twerking hag who's molding."

    I wish I could get image out of my mind.

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    Sure thing! *Pulls a mage out of your head*


    I wish someone could pull a mage out of my head too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish someone could pull a mage out of my head too!
    You want to pull sage out of your bed? What the heck?! How do you sleep on herbs, anyway? Well, ask and you shall receive. Who am I to judge?

    I wish to be insanely rich!
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    In a saintly ditch? Wait, let me see if they're doing any digging at the Vatican.

    I wish spammers would stop sending me these emails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I wish Pam would stop blending me these snails.
    I agree. I'm glad we can say we've tried them once, but an escargot smoothie with every meal is a feat best left to Pam herself.

    I wish for MORE BLANKETS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish for NOIR-BLANC BETS!
    Your french is impeccable, sir, but I'm afraid they specialize in jewelry, not gambling.

    I wish for a chocolate shake!
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
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    Damn few,
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    A chocolate snake? Is that a species I'm not familiar with? Ah, well; here you go. I only hope it's not venomous.

    I wish for more rain.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    You wish for Bahrain? Granted, you are officially the Wish Requester for The Kingdom of Bahrain

    I wish for a universal translator
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