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    A mint of minty caches? That's... a totally reasonable wish! Mint-scented potpourri factory it is!

    I wish for a truckload of soft honey wheat burger buns.
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    A truckload of unsafe hornets with bigger guns? Are you sure?
    Okay then...wish granted.

    I wish for diplomatic immunity.
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    I wish for diplomatic immunity.
    "An apocalyptic community"? Okay. You're now part of a social club of people planning for the end of the world.

    I wish to join this apocalyptic club.

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    Wish NOT granted. Narcoleptic cubs are not for boinking!

    I wish to adopt a kitten from my local animal shelter.
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    Adapt a kitten for aquatic supremacy? Okay, then. The kitten is successfully adapted to thrive in aquatic environments. The fish population goes extinct soon after. I hope you're happy.

    I wish I wish I had a fish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish I wish I had a fish.
    You "wish a fish would give you a stitch"? Okay. A fish that can sow mends any ripped clothing you have.

    I wish for a very delicious cake and muffins.

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    Sure, have some angry birds with gardening implements. Your very malicious rakes and puffins.

    I wish for a larger vocabulary for these wishes.
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    Sure, have some angry birds with gardening implements. Your very malicious rakes and puffins.

    I wish for a larger vocabulary for these wishes.
    A charger constabulary for these fishes? I guess I can arrange for a bunch of merman police mounted on seahorses. Highly unusual, but it might be handy.

    I wish to be a mermaid.
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    Well, here’s your furblade. Though I don’t know how you plan to slay anything with a soft fuzzy sword.

    I wish to be a Pokémon Master.
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    What does a demon hamster do professionally? I don't know, but as a Pro Demon Hamster you certainly do!

    I wish to go to space today!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    What does a demon hamster do professionally? I don't know, but as a Pro Demon Hamster you certainly do!

    I wish to go to space today!
    You want faith in your pay? I don't know why you want that, your paycheck seems pretty steady, but here you go.

    I wish for the day off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhyrexianShovel View Post
    I wish for the day off.
    You wish for a hay loft? Okay. You now have a spacious building to store hay.

    I wish a bunch of really cool swords.

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    The meaning of strife? Sure, that's easy. We'll just make the rest of your life a reinterpretation of Les Miserables in the role of Jean Valjean. No matter what you do, your oppressor will keep running into you, until you finally achieve the understanding you wish for, and your oppressor commits suicide.

    I wish to write an award winning novel about the life of Magic_Hat and its parallels to Les Miserables
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish to write an award winning novel about the life of Magic_Hat and its parallels to Les Miserables
    You wish to "smite a ward's navel and boot. That strife is tragic. That sand hits with aerial maze."

    Okay. I smite the ward's belly button and boot. It is tragic the strife it had to went through. And some how the sand has corn that can strike from the air. You have odd wishes.

    I wish I can win an award for how I misheard that.

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    You wish you could "I wish i can win a a sword form, ow mishead bat."


    If that is truly what you wish, I must give it to you. You become a sword, and a random bat who lost it's head feels pain once more.

    I wish for a fish.

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    You...wish for a squish. That's one of the weirdest wishes I've ever had to deal with. But, if you insist: You are now a squishy stress ball in the hands of someone with anxiety. (Maybe you should have wished you were a fidget spinner, instead.)

    I wish I were a soprano.
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    I wish I were a soprano.
    You wish you "were so darn old"? Okay. You're now 212 years old. You're the oldest person on earth and so old your muscles literally no longer work at all. Machines do everything for you.

    I wish I was forever young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    You wish you "were so darn old"? Okay. You're now 212 years old. You're the oldest person on earth and so old your muscles literally no longer work at all. Machines do everything for you.

    I wish I was forever young.
    Forever stung? That seems odd, most people hate being stung by insects, but very well. Not a moment will pass without you having been stung.

    I wish I fancy truck.

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    A dancing duck? Well, each to their own I suppose. Here you go!

    I wish I had a mouthful of malted meatballs.
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    You wish the South Pole had exalted tea balls? Well alright, people shall now flock to the South Pole from across the globe to view the royal lumps of dried plant matter. Congratulations?

    I wish my keyboard was fixed. Tablet mode is a pain.

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    Okay, your wee boar is fixed. No babies coming from that little fella. And a lawnmower app has been added to your tablet.

    I wish for a yellow submarine we all could live in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish for a yellow submarine we all could live in.
    "A fellow rubber Tina tea all could give to"? Why do you want a rubber girl named Tina and why do you want everyone to give tea to her. You know what? Nevermind. I don't care. There is not a tea tax and all the tea goes to rubber girls named tine.

    I fish for a Fillion's doll hairs.*

    *I made it sound like "wish for a million dollars" so someone can finally get something good from this thread. I'm playing three dimensional chess with these posts.

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    A quill lion's mole hairs? Why would you ever want that--and what in the world is a quill lion? Well, whatever; you got it!

    I wish for a quill.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    I wish for a quill.
    "Gills"? Okay. I remove your lungs and you have to live underwater from now on.

    I wish for a punishment for CyberiadQueen for ruining my post!

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    You wish for punish men for CyberiadQueen for ruining your post?

    Okay, CyberiadQueen receives a harem of men who exist for her to punish. You're first.

    I wish for a 20 hour work week.
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    A bent and dour lurk geek? Alright, you may have a lurker who has back problems and never laughs. what you want with that person, I don't know.

    I wish I had an amusement park.
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    How's that, again? An abusement lark? Uh, if that's your thing, then okay. Here's a lark that will abuse you anytime you want.

    I wish for rain.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    You really want that edgy poetry, don't you? Anna's muse went dark.

    I wish for a flying purple people eater.
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    A dying purple pea pole beater? Ok, you may have a nearly dead purple thing that beats poles made out of peas.

    I wish I had at least 55,401 bucks more
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhyrexianShovel View Post
    I wish I had at least 55,401 bucks more
    You wish you "had a beast 55,401 muks adore"? Okay. I don't know what kind of beast the pokemon muk would "adore" but you have one that 55,401 muks adore.

    I wish the English dub for season three of Seven Deadly Sins was out.

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