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    Default Re: The Genie is Hard of Hearing.

    Why only 3 of 7 sins? Well its your wish I suppose. Three of them will be over dubbed for a season per your stipulation.

    I wish to stop aging.
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    You shall never rage again, as per your wish. You will now be known as a calm, serene individual.

    I wish that I'd gotten more sleep.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I wish that I'd gotten more sleep.
    You wish that you'd "eaten more sheep"? Okay That makes sense. Sheep are yum. Eat all the sheep you want.

    I wish everyday was the weekend.

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    You wish every fey was a beak can? OK, as per your request, every fey in an RPG will be turned into a can full of beaks

    I wish I had 500 bold nieces*

    *Doing the thing Magic_hat did, mostly just to see if anyone will get me something other than 500 gold pieces
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    Who's to say a Fortune 500 won't serve McDonald's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhyrexianShovel View Post
    I wish I had 500 bold nieces*

    *Doing the thing Magic_hat did, mostly just to see if anyone will get me something other than 500 gold pieces
    "500 mold pieces"? Ew! Okay. Here's a bunch of stuff with mold.

    I wish for a girl's fleece.*

    *Because it sounds like "world peace."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    "500 mold pieces"? Ew! Okay. Here's a bunch of stuff with mold.

    I wish for a girl's fleece.*

    *Because it sounds like "world peace."
    I have here for you one swirled niece. She's so swirled that she's dizzy. Don't know what the heck you're gonna do with her, but enjoy.

    I wish for a nate rook (which sounds like "great book", so let's see how this one goes).
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Here you go, one crook - oh wait, never mind. He just texted and said he'll be here in 10 minutes, and he's sorry he's late.

    I wish I had a rubbed version of every and day. (possibly a dubbed version of every anime?)
    I'm a Lawful Good Human Wizard at 1st level

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    Who's to say a Fortune 500 won't serve McDonald's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhyrexianShovel View Post
    I wish I had a rubbed version of every and day. (possibly a dubbed version of every anime?)
    "A clubbed scallion that's very sandy clay"? Why do you wanted a beaten union that's made of a sandy clay? Whatever. Here.

    I wish b'everybody b'would b'be b'more b'original b'and b'stop b'stealing b'mine b'ideas.*

    *I put a "b" sound at the start of each word because I don't feel like thinking of something better. Whatever. I came up with this idea in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I wish b'everybody b'would b'be b'more b'original b'and b'stop b'stealing b'mine b'ideas.*
    Boy you're really hard to understand, I'll cure your lisp on the house. Your other wish I can't grant. Ideas can't be stolen; they don't belong to anyone.

    I wish for a pet turtleduck.
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    Sure thing. Here ya go: One wet myrtle, shucked. Don't know how one would go around shucking a myrtle, but that's none of my business.

    I wish to write the best ghost story ever.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    You wanna ride the biggest goose ever? Alright, lemme fetch him, one sec...

    I wish for better wifi!
    "I'M just a guy with a boomerang... I didn't ask for all this flying... and MAGIC!!!" -Sokka

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    the biggest nerd ever who transforms into BEAR is of course alluring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticbear View Post
    You wanna ride the biggest goose ever? Alright, lemme fetch him, one sec...

    I wish for better wifi!
    Butter waifu? Weird fetish but okay.
    I wish for the ability to cast spells as a 20th-level sorcerer while retaining my fighter class levels!

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    Last L's as a 20th gavel horse erstwhile retraining thy lighter ass gavels? Okay, you can now make your L's last as long as possible while being the 20th gavel-shaped horse in the world, and also train some lighter asses that are gavel shaped, and are already trained in something else. I assume this is for a dare, right?
    Not that ass, this ass
    I wish I had the power to turn into a bird.
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    I'm a Lawful Good Human Wizard at 1st level

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    Who's to say a Fortune 500 won't serve McDonald's?
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    "I wish I had the power to burn into a bird"

    Whew! Tough one, but we're all done here. Now you're half phoenix, and if you ever light yourself on fire you'll rise from the ashes as a bird! It only works once though and there's no built in reversal, so use this ability carefully!

    I wish seashells from the Seychelle Islands could see Shelly sear Cs on bells.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    "I wish I had the power to burn into a bird"

    Whew! Tough one, but we're all done here. Now you're half phoenix, and if you ever light yourself on fire you'll rise from the ashes as a bird! It only works once though and there's no built in reversal, so use this ability carefully!

    I wish seashells from the Seychelle Islands could see Shelly sear Cs on bells.
    "I wish seen Shells from the Seychelle Islands could see Shells hear Seas on cells. "

    Uh, sure. Every Shell you see that inhabits the Seychelles can now see other Shells, which can themselves hear more Seas on cells.

    OOC - I didn't even get the first one, so I just screwed around until I got here.

    I wish for an Oreo the size of my Head to immediately crush my worst enemy.
    Burning down Forests is a Hobby in DnD. I don't usually do it myself because of a lack of Any Foliage where I am. If you'd like to donate a shrub for me to burn then please stay away from me.

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