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    Okay, that's four twitchy fishes setting itty beaches to Fozzie Flechettes on Dishes...

    Yeah, that was a weird one alright. I had to create a whole music group from scratch.


    I wish for a sweet ride to impress the ladies with.
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    Granted! The ladies are quite taken with your gift of pie. That was very sweet of you!

    I wish for a machine that can wash and dry a load of laundry in five seconds.
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    Granted! The ladies are quite taken with your gift of pie. That was very sweet of you!

    I wish for a machine that can wash and dry a load of laundry in five seconds.
    Okay, sure. It's gonna be a bit of an impractically large machine though, for a whole boat of laundry.

    I wish Elvis was alive.
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    Granted, I taught an entire village the Elvish tongue and made them all forget Farsi. They'll now teach their kids too, and invent their own vocabulary to fill in the holes that made it impractical.

    Since the classics are always best, I wish I had a million dollars in cash.
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    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Sure thing. There's a million dollars waiting for you in Basque. You might want to hurry before someone else grabs it.



    I wish I could take a vacation.
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    Yeah, I wish you would take a vacation too, and stop bothering me with all those wishes!

    I wish I was big. As big as my uncle.
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    There. You're now a pig and Mayan gull.
    You're strange.

    I wish for no more strange wishes.
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    *Poof* A bowl of basmati rice, a bowl of hot porridge, and a delicious looking plate of quinoa salad appears before you.

    Your wish for normal grain dishes has been granted! Eat up!

    I wish I could afford to visit an otolaryngologist. Get my hearing worked on.
    *puts hands to ears*
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    Granted, you can afford the time traveler's fee visit the Ottoman army at Giurgiu. There, in the 15th century, your hearing is amply worked on by the bellowing of cannon in the struggle for Christendom.


    I wish for mind-breaking communion from beyond the stars.

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    Media alert! Beyonce unleashes her new album, "Break Communism".

    I wish I was an Oscar-Meyer weiner.
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    Whew. Okay, it took some doing, but I found the two cannibal tribes known as the Oscars and the Meyers. They have been informed that you have volunteered to be their dinner.


    I wish for the starship Enterprise.
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    Granted! Enclosed is one copy of the 33rd DVD box set of Naruto Shippuden, which includes what must be your favorite episode, #424: To Rise Up.

    I wish for a wonderful cat!
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    Ah, that's a very powerful thing you seek! Please use this Wand of Forget cautiously, mortal, for it has a tendency to backfire if the user's heart is not pure.

    I wish that wishes can be communicated through a common sign language.

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    Ah, a math geek, are we? Alrighty then, you now speak only in the forgotten language of cosines.

    I wish for a new set of metal dice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saltstorming View Post
    Ah, a math geek, are we? Alrighty then, you now speak only in the forgotten language of cosines.

    I wish for a new set of metal dice.
    Wow... you are dark. *turns on the news*

    Agriculturalists are shocked to discover that all metel, a blooming perennial found mostly in India have completely died out. Botanists and biologists have been flown in to attempt to discover the mystery of how an entire plant species could suddenly go extinct and what environmental impact this could have on local plant and insect wildlife. Back to you, Jenny.
    There you go. News that all metel dies. I hope you're happy.

    Man, that made me sad. I wish for a stiff drink.
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    A funny way to word it, but I guess a rink probably needs to be stiff 'cause of all the people skating on it. You... do have skates, right?


    I wish for a pair of skates.
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    Business class tickets to your Peruvian escape coming up! You must find political instability relaxing. You will have to choose a side in the battle eventually: justice or power?



    I wish for new summer wine.

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    Her wine is fine, thanks for asking.

    I wish for some new carry-on luggage.
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    A what-some with nude carrions and lovemage? I'll try to grant a wish with eyes closed, 'kay?


    Quick! I wish for a blindfold and some sleeping pills.

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    *poof* A kind old handsome leaping girl leaps toward you and helps you across the street. Ruggedly, she offers her jacket to keep you warm and escorts you safely home. Anciently, she leaps away mumbling about how different things were when she was a handsome lass some 80 years ago.

    What a wonderful and mysterious woman. I wish more people would leap while distributing kindness to the people of the world.
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    Ooh, I had that same character idea a couple times... okay! In this episode, Ben-zayb finally discovers the villain's hideout in the Evil Underworld, only to find their mooks and minions already stumbling up the stairs in retreat. They don't acknowledge his presence and cling to the rickety railing as the only means of finding their way. Ben-zayb rides his flock over their heads to investigate. At the bottom, in the villain's sanctum, he finds them being terrorized by a gymnast, deftly Leaping from their lines of fire and ruining their aim with a spell of Debilitating Blindness. Can Ben-zayb trust this young vigilante? Find out in... Master of the Speedo Flight vs. Blackout!

    I wish not to have the flu anymore.
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    Yeah, being depressed is no fun. Granted! You no longer have the blues.


    I wish for a magical girlfriend.
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    Please take very good care of this aboriginal goldfish, as its species is already extinct in the wild.

    I wish to have already captured every kind of Pokemon

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    Ah, seeking to augment your hat collection, I see! Okay, you get one ready baseball cap for each kind of Pokémon in the game. I assume you already have a place to store them all?

    I wish for a new keyboard; the left arrow key is broken on mine.
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    In other news, a Dr. Gunsforhand has been arrested by the FBI on the charge of stealing a nuclear missile. Pleased to have avoided a scenario like the movie "Broken Arrow", all the FBI would say is that a new computer board was key in finding the culprit.

    I wish for a cure to cancer.
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    Here you are! A Sure Toucan Sir! His name is Sam, and I hope you enjoy his confidence!

    I wish to have my cake and eat it too

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    Here you are, sir, one rake perfectly cooked, seasoned, and ready to eat.


    I wish I could get back together with my foxy girlfriend from the corrupt-a-wish thread.

    @V: Well... no. Actually, I'm not sure how that got there in the first place.
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    I wish . ..... ge. ... t..et... .it. .y fox. gir.....nd ...m ... .o..up. a .ish ..ead
    I wish I could get... to get bit by fox girls and... throw up a fish head
    A cute foxgirl with an oral fixation accepts the invitation to date you on the rebound, but she doesn't know what to make of it when you throw up that fish head. Did you do it to gross her out?

    I wish I could be more decisive.
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    Granted! Personally, I'm a big fan of the classic "accusing while gathered in the parlour" scene, so I made you an impossibly great murder detective


    Oops! I wish I don't forget wishing on my subsequent posts
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    Granted! You will never forget your Sub Sandwich Pole when you go fishing ever again. That is a very interesting way to bait the fish

    I wish I knew what supercalifragaliciousexpialadocious meant

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