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    I didn't even know words could dream. Whoa. Learn something new every day, I suppose. Granted, you are aware of the dreams of the world's most amazing word.


    I wish I could take my new foxgirl girlfriend on a five-star cruise.
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    Granted! Luckily, she actually really likes dive bars. After a few drinks, she goes to the jukebox and plays 7 What's New Pussycat's followed by 1 It's Not Unusual. Then she bites you.

    I wish for a handheld teleporter.
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    Congratulations on your new job as a telemarketer!

    I wish for a visit from Tim Tebow.
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    Granted! Enjoy your visit to Timbuktu!

    I wish for my own theme music to play everywhere I go

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    You really wish "On My Own" to be the music played by every band you know? Wow, I've never met a more hardcore Les Miserables fan! Granted!

    I wish to be classically trained in music.

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    Wow. You really want to be well-rounded in the arts, don't you? Theatre, art, poetry, epics, whole nine yards, eh? Not to worry, the Muses owe me a favor from way back when and they have the most rigorous classical training program known to man or god.


    I wish I had a mermaid tank.
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    Granted! One full tank of marmalade. Just don't ask someone to go swimming in it with you.

    I wish I had more energy during the daytime.
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    Granted! And let me tell you, it was not easy making this stuff Material. You now have Boar Synergy pouring in a clay mine.

    I wish pokemon and digimon would have a cross over

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    Strange game. One player is Pac-Man eating dots and another player is Dig Dug digging through walls creating more of the maze revealing dots while both are dodging ghost lizards. Ok, you asked for it.

    I wish the genie was not hard of hearing.
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    You wish the genie was not charred or searing? It's like minus 50 out there. Okay, I'll make it colder...

    I wish the genie would pick a peck of pickled peppers.
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    You want me to stick a mech of riddled puppies? Granted. A mech made of riddled puppies is stuck to you.

    I wish i lost my job, and my wife, and everything important to me.
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    Well... okay... Here's your dog in a pipe covered in larvae and honey - everything important to bees - and ready for you to roast.


    I wish for some funny cat puctures.
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    I donít know why you want a billion old nieces but here you go.

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    You wish to consistently hum? well there you go.

    I wish that the previous poster wrote what he was wishing for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipmorgann View Post
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    Granted!

    I wish for a maglev rail system with a regular schedule.
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    A Math Dept. Braille Program with a regular schedule. That's a very nice wish, so let me grant you a pretty accommodating regular schedule for that.

    I wish people are at least as altruistic as Dr.Gunsforhands.

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    A Math Dept. Braille Program with a regular schedule. That's a very nice wish, so let me grant you a pretty accommodating regular schedule for that.

    I wish people are at least as altruistic as Dr.Gunsforhands.
    What a cruel and unusual wish! Very well, your wish for a Purple Anger Beast as cannabalistic as Laestrygonians has been granted!

    I wish this Purple Anger Beast doesn't try to eat me

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    I wish these Pimpled Angel Bees doesn't try to eat meat
    Uh, granted! The Pimpled Angel Bees eat your bones and clothing instead!

    I wish for a Horn of Blasting.
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    Granted! You receive a Cursed Horn of Plenty...also known as a Horn of Fasting

    This item makes it impossible to eat food and requires a scroll or spell of Remove Curse to unequip.
    This space was empty, but now it's not.

    All hail the OWLBEAR, greatest of creatures.

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    Granted you will always be silent!

    I wish that people would make wishes when they granted another's wish.

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    Okay, sure. I'll set up the fish baking areas immediately. Remember to bake some fish next time you granting wishes here and all's good.

    Now, who wants baked halibut?


    Actually, I kind of wish there was an option to grill instead of bake.
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    Granted. You receive a magical oven with a "krill" setting. It transforms whatever it cooks into shrimp.

    I wish the curse on this blasted horn of fasting would be removed so I could have some of this fantastic halibut and shrimp.
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    A blast door that moves fast to have a fan-loved head bump?

    Here you are:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FPxz1bIRoY

    I wish Jar Jar Binks did not exist.
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    Eh what's that you wish tartar jinx did not persist?
    Granted
    Well there you go.

    I wish i could come up with better replacement's for these wishes.

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    Eh, what's that? You want defacement for these witches? Okay, they're all under a baleful polymorph spell and are now black cats.

    I wish I didn't have to yell so that the genie could hear me!
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    Of course you don't have to spell! You're talking, not writing! And stop yelling at me, it's not necessary!



    I wish people could be a little more polite about these things.
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    Use a lighter shade of purple? Seems reasonable enough. Granted!

    I wish my car had a longer warranty.
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    you wish your bar had a longer war on tea? Granted, but that's absolutely horrible. Tea should be accepted by everyone including your bar.

    I wish that there was peace in syria.

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    You wish that there were peas in cereal? You are quite the health nut aren't you, but I respect that. Granted!

    em raeh eineg eht pleh dluow sdrawkcab gnikaeps hsiw I

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    Granted, speaking black wards now helps the genie hear you. Unfortunately, nobody knows what the proper black wards are.

    I wish pineapple was universally accepted as a perfectly good pizza topping.
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