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    Granted. Everyone in the universe understands that pineapple is an imperfectly good pizza topping. Some like it on their pizza, some don't, and that's okay!


    Now I'm hungry. I wish for a pepperoni pizza.
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    Granted! Here is your pepper on pita, nice and spicy for you!

    I wish spicy food would let me breath fire

    @v aha! For once I am the ninja!
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    Granted! Here's your pepper on a peace a.

    I wish for true love.
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    @chaoticharmony
    So you wish spying on nude women be vile? It already is, anyway, so granted. Such a waste of good ninja talent if you use it for peeping, reslly

    @extrail
    Granted. Your city is now being invaded by a Flu Blob, which is worse than The Blob because it also spreads flu.


    I wish that supervillains make less terrible wishes
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    Er, granted. But don't supervillains always make a mess of terrible wishes anyway?


    I wish to lie upon the grass, with a winsome Irish lass, feeding each other strawberries on a summer afternoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish to lie upon the grass, with a winsome Irish lass, feeding each other strawberries on a summer afternoon.
    You wish to die upon the grass with broken Irish glass, while feeding on strawberries on a summer afternoon? Ah well, whatever you want, granted

    I wish I never got ill.
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    You wish you never got a will? I would've have just talked to my lawyer, but there you go you no longer have a will.

    I wish to see into all possible futures, and know how to achieve each one.

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    You want to see all possible fuchsias and grieve each one? I guess you like being mighty sad about a lot of flowers.

    I wish for a bouncy castle
    Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.

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    Default Re: The Genie is Hard of Hearing.

    That might be one of the odder requests I've ever gotten, but it seems simple enough. There, the next bounty you hunt will have a pestle perfect for you.


    I wish for boundless fortune.
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    A Bond-dressed urchin? Hmm, I'm getting a rags-to-riches vibe here, possibly through less than acceptable means. Granted! This young ragamuffin becomes an elite fashionable spy!


    I Wish for an increase in my Constitution score.

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    Oooh kinky. Granted! You now have incense for your Constitutional Whore.

    I wish life had meaning
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    iPad Screen? Another easy wish, I guess. I can order you one online.

    I wish my targeted advertising didn't have so many cars and skeletons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    iPad Screen? Another easy wish, I guess. I can order you one online.

    I wish my targeted advertising didn't have so many cars and skeletons.
    Granted! Your car now advertises many hardy skeletons.

    I wish I could hug my friend right now.
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    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct (and also good-looking) and your humility is stunning.

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    Granted! You have now wiretapped your friend's phone and can listen in at your leisure.


    I wish vampires would all die a horrible death.
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    You wish all them spires buy a horrible set of meth? Isn't that illegal?

    I wish I had 10 million dollars.

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    You wish to have 10 billion solars? Granted. These solars will do whatever you ask of them.

    I wish for a pizza cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extrail View Post
    You wish to have 10 billion solars? Granted. These solars will do whatever you ask of them.

    I wish for a pizza cake.
    Here is your piece of cake.*

    I wish for the power of invisibility.

    *That was too easy!
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    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct (and also good-looking) and your humility is stunning.

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    Here you are, the fabled Flower of Invisibility. Don't lose it, because it's really hard to find invisible things again.



    I wish I wasn't home sick with a cold.
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    You wish you weren't home and were bald? You know you can just buzzcut your hair right?

    I wish I had a hundred gallons of coca cola

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    How nice. Here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtwiECv3yFQ

    Harmony, by Nat King Cole

    I wish people complimented my new Avatar of Pex.
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    You wish that treacle complimented your new bazar, wearing specs...? Well, I could make the bazar white, but I donít know where the spectacles come into it, honestly.

    I wish I could draw.
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    "In the Eyes of the Great Beyond, you are constrained to each other's embrace until the day you perish"
    "Hey, that sounded more like a curse than a wedding" Your mortal customs are foreign to me. Is there a difference?
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    REAL mages speak Modron!
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    If I ever tried to cast animate dead or conjure animals at my table, my DM would reveal an AK47 and kill everyone in the room and then himself.

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    You wish you would draw? okay the next duel your in you will draw.

    I wish for a billiard of fishes.

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    Bewildered gishes? Ok, um, Bard / Monk and Adept / Barbarian.

    I wish for a shiny new toy.
    So you never have to interrupt a game to look up a rule again:
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericgrau View Post
    Bewildered gishes? Ok, um, Bard / Monk and Adept / Barbarian.

    I wish for a shiny new toy.
    You wish for a spiny new boy? All right, enjoy your pet pufferfish.

    I wish for happiness.
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    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct (and also good-looking) and your humility is stunning.

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    Not sure why youíd want to be annoyed at everyone all the time, but okay... Snappiness... young people these days...

    I wish I didnít have a sever case of hay fever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kane0 View Post
    "In the Eyes of the Great Beyond, you are constrained to each other's embrace until the day you perish"
    "Hey, that sounded more like a curse than a wedding" Your mortal customs are foreign to me. Is there a difference?
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    REAL mages speak Modron!
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    If I ever tried to cast animate dead or conjure animals at my table, my DM would reveal an AK47 and kill everyone in the room and then himself.

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    Your pet cow must be really hungry. Don't worry - seven cases of hay fodder should satisfy her.

    I wish I owned a magic sword.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    It's, "Please."

    I wish for eight glasses of water.
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    you wish for mate classes for water? Water now knows how to turn others on.

    I wish for a cougar.

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    Er... okay.... *Hhhooooooooccccckkkk* *PTOO!!!* There you are, one loogie.


    I wish I could show them that I'm a tiger. Show them what I can do.
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    Granted, you now have a yam in your hand to throw at the dire tiger that's hungrily approaching you.

    I wish that Crisis21's yam would be enchanted with tiger bane.
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