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    Granted! Crisis21's ham can now see and can't pet my German. He wouldn't want to be petted by a ham anyway.

    I wish peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers while eating a pumpkin in the patch.
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    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    You asked for it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G8d0Xp4fCE

    I wish my food order to be delivered on time.
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    You wished for him
    With a rhyming root
    So here he is
    For he is Groot


    I wish the genie dress code was sexier.
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    Granted! Your jeans and your dress coat are now both quite svelte. But to take full advantage of this wish, I recommend you stop wearing them together.

    I wish Mr. Crisis21 had perfect fashion sense.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    I thank you, good sir, for these perfectly fastened pants.


    I wish for a world of endless wonder.
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    One world of mindless order coming up.


    I wish for a big house in the countryside.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Um, like, a house of pigs in the countryside? I guess they'll have lots of mud to play in.

    I wish for like... a new laptop that can play games I enjoy.
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    Granted! Here is Ike...a blue lapdog that can spray vicious flames at boys. I don't know if he is house broken or not.

    I wish that life made sense and the world was a happy place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    Okay hi did I hear you correctly that life bakes cakes and has two cents? Here's a delicious chocolate cake and two cents. And like a hoppy place? Here's some bunnies.

    I wish it was every girl's birthday everyday. And boys too.
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    You want to have every girl and every boy give birth every day. Sounds a bit cruel, but okay, here you go.


    I wish for enough time to watch every series and movie I want to see.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    *blinks* Wow, you must really like snacking on thyme. Here you go, enough thyme to last you through all that binge watching.


    I wish for some parsley, sage, and rosemary.
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    You wish for a passing cage filled with fairies? As you wish

    I wish I had superpowers

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    You wish you had super flowers? Okay, here's like some flowers that are invulnerable or something.

    I wish I were the prettiest princess in the queendom.
    "What did she say? What did he say? You don't listen 'cause you know everything." By Ariana Grande

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    You wish you were the preppiest princess in the kingdom? Granted!

    I wish for a legion of superheroes that would obey my every whim

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    You want a free pen of Uber eels to flambé your every whip? You kids are weird these days.

    I wish for an electric rhino
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    Here you go, one eclectic whiner.


    I wish for a good pair of sunglasses.
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    I'm not sure in what ways they have to be good, but here are a pair of lasses both by the name of Sung.

    I wish to be able to make good music.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
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    Granted! You are now a Bull who likes goo and my zits. Weirdo

    I wish the next wish was a haiku
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    Gazuntite now what is your wish?



    I wish for a billion solars
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    You wish for a million molars? Granted. I don't know what your going to do with them though.

    I wish for a flying fish sandwhich.

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    One half-flying fish Sand Witch, coming up! This is a really cool request, honestly. She's like a mermaid with wings! I'm proud to have been a part of this.


    I wish I could be a flying merman.
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    You wish you could see a crying Perlman, eh? I'm sure Ron Perlman has the acting range to pull that off on his own, but just to be sure...Granted!


    I wish every corgi is a Hollywood A-Lister

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    You wish for a fork in alabaster... Ok



    I wish fir a the power of flight
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    HAVE FUN

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    You wish to grow fur and have a fight? Like OK you are now a fuzzy animal having a fight with its food or another animal or whatevs.

    I wish to have perfect cursive handwriting.
    "What did she say? What did he say? You don't listen 'cause you know everything." By Ariana Grande

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    Granted! You have the perfect curse of handwriting! Meaning, of course, that you can no longer use keyboards for messages; only upload written notes. The perfect way to practice your cursive!

    I wish for eight hours of sleep.
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    Eight hours of sheep coming up. I made sure to put them on all the TV channels too.


    I wish for a tropical getaway.
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    A topical estrogen spray? Okay, I'm sure you have reasons for asking it. Granting a lifetime supply of Estradiol spray!


    I wish to have the best cake in the universe and it eat it

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    You want to shave a beefcake in the You-Know-Where's? Granted, but don't call me an idiot, it's not nice

    I wish the word supercalifragaliciousexpialadocious was used more often in conversation
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    Super California explosion coming right up!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8x5u7KkYNE

    I wish Chris Pratt and Anna Farris did not divorce.
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    No problem, Chris! I'm sure that Kat and Ana will be very interested in a horse.

    I wish for all of my clothes to be folded and hung neatly inside my closet.
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