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    Your clothes are now fired and put astray inside your closet like hope you can find and reconstruct them.

    I wish I were a woman born woman.
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    Granted! You are allowed to swear at cool acorn women

    I wish I knew how sneakykitten was born, if a woman didn't give birth to her
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    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    Like sneakykitten was bored by a dragon. The dragon mother was very long winded and tried to teach her life lessons and she spaced out.

    I wish to not post until three other posters have posted.
    "What did she say? What did he say? You don't listen 'cause you know everything." By Ariana Grande

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    Very well, no ghosting for you until three other ghosters have ghosted.


    I wish to change my alignment further towards Good.
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    Your liniment is now made of wood. Not super useful, but kind of cool to see liquid oak.

    I'm so sick of winter! I just want to go out and get some sun on the beach.

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    Granted! You now have someone to teach. O I hope you prepared your lesson plan


    I wish that soylent green weren't people.

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    Soiled gear worn by people? Er, ok, whatever floats your boat. Don't ask, don't tell.

    I wish Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn to get married already.
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    Karl Robert and Genevieve Hilary get married? Like I dunno these people and true love resulting in like marriages is... okay they are married.

    I wish I was a good girl and not a bad girl.
    "What did she say? What did he say? You don't listen 'cause you know everything." By Ariana Grande

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    Both your hood and your bat uncurl. How did you curl a bat in the first place?

    I wish I could think of better wishes.

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    You can now drink butter dishes. I have no idea where you'll find them, but there you go.


    I wish for an anime featuring magical girl pirates.

    @V: Dang it, now I want to see that too.
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    Aunt May, Peter, and Mary Jane turned to pirates? Alright, here are the new and improved Spid-Arr!-Man characters.


    I wish for a peaceful resolution to the war between pirates and ninjas

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    War like leaves pirates and ninjas in pieces? OKay!

    I wish to jump high to make a basket.
    "What did she say? What did he say? You don't listen 'cause you know everything." By Ariana Grande

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    A junk pile, a wake, and a skit... I mean, sure, but why? Did your favorite comedian just die in a scrapyard?

    I wish for a series of convincing wigs.
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    Good taste, to be serious about convicting pigs. Here you go!

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7613.Animal_Farm

    I wish Pex wasn't killed in Paradise Towers.
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    Very well, Pex will be killed with paradise flowers. Now I just have to figure out how to do that...


    I wish JosephLazar had followed the rules of the game.
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    Granted! JosephLazar's posts all seem to have been deleted, so it's clear that he's wallowing in pools of shame.

    I wish for a small kitten in a box on my doorstep.
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    You wish to be a small bit smitten to a dormouse? Um, ok, here's your heart's desires.

    I wish to have pink hair naturally or as a result of like really good hair dye.
    "What did she say? What did he say? You don't listen 'cause you know everything." By Ariana Grande

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    "We're gathered here today to pay our last respects to sneakykitten. Such a lovely person 'tis sad to have lost so suddenly. Per request she has been buried in all pink. Seeing everyone here in pink as well would surely bring a smile to her face."

    I wish for a puppy.
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    One guppy, coming up.


    I wish I could change my hair at will.
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    Granted! You now have an entire kitchen staff to prepare different carrot meals for your discriminating taste.

    I wish to have a partridge in a pear tree
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    I wish I wasn't too literal.
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    Granted now you're three literal

    I wish I didn't have asthma

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    Look, I'm not your mother, but I will remove your apps.

    I wish to be Supreme Overlord.
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

    Always take ranks in profession (dungeon inspector)

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    "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
    Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."


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    Well, it took me a while, but I found two bees with a good case to sue the meme overlord.


    I wish I was more attractive.
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    You wish you were poor as Fraxas?
    No idea who Fraxas is, but suuuure?

    I wish for a cheeseburger with a Diet Coke and a side of fries, no pickles.
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

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    Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."


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    A cheese murder with a mild stroke and a side of DIES! The perfect taunt for a fast food-themed villain! Minus the pickles, of course; I imagine you only have so much Dill Resistance.

    I wish for a housetrained ferret that's had all its shots.
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    You wish...for a mouse-painted garrote that's killed all the spots.
    Okaaaay?

    I wish for a purple chicken.
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

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    There you go, you're covered in purple lichen.


    I wish I knew how to land.
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    You find yourself here.

    I wish it would rain more here in Arizona.

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    One wood train, delivered straight to your zone. It’s the size of a working train engine and could hypothetically carry a few passengers if such endeavors wouldn’t cause the wood to explode.

    I wish for the power to douse fires.
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