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    You now have house fighters. Hope you don't like houses.

    I wish for a large chair.
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

    Always take ranks in profession (dungeon inspector)

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    "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
    Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."


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    You now are in possession of a vicious bear made of lard. (Lard-Bear)

    I wish for a priceless handmade wig.
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    I wish to be President.
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Of course. I have a nice listing of homes and apartments where you could reside quite comfortably.



    I wish for an army of cats.
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    Here! A barmy Ben Platt.

    I wish for a Beatles poster.
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    Papaya101 is the god of cyborg turtles and large quantities of tropical fruit. Only turtles who have been blessed with the secrets of the Electronic Papaya even know of Papaya101's existence.

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    Which one? No, I KNOW you want a poster! I mean do you want Bradley Beal or Jessica Biel?

    I wish for the rest of that Homestuck adventure game to come out.
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    Great! Just show the way to the remaining portion of the stain stuck on your home by dentures. (You wished for the rest of the homestuck denture stain to come out, right?)

    I wish for a solid gold pair of boots.
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    You wish for polished bold pairs and other fruits ok


    I want to have a pirateship

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    One pile of chips, coming up! Did you want potato or corn?


    I wish to drive Mechagodzilla.
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    Alright, a fight with a megagorilla. Iím sure you can infer what a megagorilla is.

    I wish to converse with a ghost.
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    Papaya101 is the god of cyborg turtles and large quantities of tropical fruit. Only turtles who have been blessed with the secrets of the Electronic Papaya even know of Papaya101's existence.

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    Oh, interesting, okay. You now have the power to convert yourself into toast! This mostly means you can shrink down innocuously and attract local ducks.

    I wish steampunk airships were real.
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    steamskunk airshops. Sure, that can be arranged. Some shops where you can get steamskunks are now available about 20 feet up in the air.

    I wish to live forever and retain my youth.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Fine, youíll live forever and retain one tooth. You will become an immobile old person after around 110, and possibly lose your sanity around 150, but at least youíll have a tooth!

    I wish for a gold apple.
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    A goal dappled? Not sure how that's going to help your soccer game, but here you go: one goal with spots all over it!

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    A wight's pace? I have no idea why you would want to know how quickly a wight can run a mile, but here you go: 17 minutes and 36 seconds. that's what you get for wishing for whitespace

    I wish to see a wight actually run a mile
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    Haha, sorry, for a second there I thought you just said you wanted to see a Wight run a mile. How dumb would that be? Anyway, I've blotted out the sun for the next three days, so you can enjoy it being night for a while.

    I wish for some steamskunk treats!
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    Here you go.


    I wish to play the saxaphone.
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    You wish to pay for six phones?

    She wishes that she was somebody, any other girl, than herself.
    "What did she say? What did he say? You don't listen 'cause you know everything." By Ariana Grande

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    *sigh* If that's what you want, she is now in possession of my freedom, a female aquatic mammal, and a rotund rear end. Why again did she wish she had some booty, an Otter girl, and myself?

    I wish to no longer be indentured to this underhanded feline
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    You wish for no lounger to flee the denture of the sunder of the line?

    That seems sort of strange, but I guess it's pretty nice to free lazy people from the terror of the false teeth of Elan's broken rapier.

    I wish to understand why a sword would need false teeth in the first place.
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    Because being sneakykitten's butler isn't the happy lifestyle you might have imagined.

    I wish for my broken coffee table to be repaired.
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    Okay, sure, but could you tell me how in the world you broke a toffee fable in the first place?



    I wish the Dark One and his goblin people had more respect.
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    I agree! The Mark 1 Andromedan people could certainly use some perspective

    I wish it was easier to think of hilarious misinterpreted wishes for this thread
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    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree

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    I'd suggest watching a few episodes of Sabrina: the Teenage Witch from the 90's. Practically every spell she casts gets hit with some kind of pun-based corruption.

    (...wait, did they say witches or wishes? Oh well, I guess it works either way.)

    I wish for full access to all kinds of high-security areas.
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    You get an axe held by a stoned security guard.
    I wish I could see the future.

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    Alright. Here's a display case with a Tarrasque hair in it.

    What? You didn't want to see the huge hair?

    I'd like a copy of the Dungeon Master's Guide.
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    A guppy of the drunken master guy? I hope Jackie Chan is cool with losing his pet guppy, because your wish is granted!


    I wish for a new season of Jackie Chan Adventures!

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    Pajama Sam? The point-and-click series, usually found in the kids section at the bookstore? I don't know much about it, but I'm willing to research it for the sake of the wish.

    While I'm doing that, I wish my air conditioner weren't so noisy.
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    I have no idea where you got sapient hair conditioner, much less a nosy one, but I'll have a talk with it and let it know you want it to stop.



    I wish for more money.
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    I have no idea who this Mort deMonet guy is, but I'll check to see if he's the count's descendant.

    I wish I was better at coming up with misheard wishes.
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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