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    Being better at teaming up with pestered witches should be a universal wish at this point. Those cranky bunch can really be hard to deal with!


    I wish to make a deal with Old Nick himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ben-zayb View Post
    Being better at teaming up with pestered witches should be a universal wish at this point. Those cranky bunch can really be hard to deal with!


    I wish to make a deal with Old Nick himself.
    You want to make a meal with your what? I'm sorry, but I just can't grant that. Actually, I'm calling the insane asylum right now.

    I wish for a hug.
    "Urgh... That bedamned clapperclaw blocks the path!"

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    You fish for a bug? I thought fishing was just for catching fish.

    I wish for a time machine.
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    Here you go, one lime-making machine.



    I wish there were more good deeds in the world.
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    You want more food seed in the hold? Just show me to the vehicle!

    I wish I could forget the Fifth of November, gunpowder, treason, and plot.
    I see no reason
    That gundpowder treason
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Granted! Here's a big plushie lamb that goes perfectly with your bedspread.

    I wish for an astronomer's telescope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Granted! Here's a big plushie lamb that goes perfectly with your bedspread.

    I wish for an astronomer's telescope.
    A gastroscopic scope? Thats a great idea, never can be to careful with gastrointestinal cancer. Granted!


    I wish for a pitcher of lemonade.
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    Making a fruit-based baseball knock-off? Sounds interesting. I kind of want to see the end product, really. Eagerly granted.



    I wish for a real-life eevee.
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    Granted! You now have a real life incorporeal Emcee that announces in a booming voice everything you're about to do right before you do it.

    I wish for a pair of X-ray binoculars.
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    Ray Barone coming right up.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mSD8R-_uhA

    I wish for a pink polka dot ping pong ball
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    Ice rink polka with a lot of ding-dongs? Sure thing!



    I wish for an adorable calico cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    Ice rink polka with a lot of ding-dongs? Sure thing!



    I wish for an adorable calico cat.
    A deplorable colicky bat? Sure thing.

    I wish I had more time on my hands.
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    Please do not lick members of the committee, thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masema View Post
    I wish I had more time on my hands.
    Okay. Here's some very impressive ooze. I don't know why you would want "some slime that is grand," though.

    I wish for a part in a good action film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Okay. Here's some very impressive ooze. I don't know why you would want "some slime that is grand," though.

    I wish for a part in a good action film.
    Huh?- You want to pat your hand on a hot grill. Okay if you want!

    I wish for the ability to grow wings.

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    Oh, okay! Empathy for girl things! I'll give you a second parallel set of memories to help you understand both children and women better.

    I wish I didn't have a stomach ache.
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    I wish I didn't have a stomach ache.
    Okay. You will never have a "stoic cake." I don't know why you care about stoicism in your desserts though.

    I wish I owned every video game ever.

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    Okay? I gave this feather a stunted brain. It can barely do second-grade math. You asked for a very idiotic feather, right?

    I wish I could come up with a better response.
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    With a better... huh. I think most people tend to grow up before they get a spouse... but then, I guess if you were married off young it probably wasn't to anyone good the first time around, so I can kind of see where this wish would come from. Maybe I can make it so you marry a friend you grew up with?

    I wish to get a week of vacation at the end of the year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish to get a week of vacation at the end of the year.
    Your drunk friend performs a surgery to remove a mole with a dull knife. What? You asked for "a weak operation by a friend with beer."

    I wish for an everlasting gobstopper.

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    You're in luck, I have a coupon for half off never-hopping mob-toppers.


    I wish for a giant frog.
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    Brock Lesnar is monstrous enough as he is, and now you want the giant version? Fine, welcome to suplex city.


    I wish to fuse Santa Claus and the Grinch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ben-zayb View Post
    I wish to fuse Santa Claus and the Grinch.
    You want "four salsa claws to pinch"? Okay.

    I wish I was playing a JRPG.

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    An AR pee pee? I guess I can give you a pair of those holo-glasses for your bathroom.

    I wish to avert World War 3.
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    Sure, I can help you invent that. I'd really like to hear about the first two world worgs though if you've got the time.


    I wish to drive the world's fastest car.
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    Okay, I've given your puss an insane desire to eat, as well as an infinite supply of treats. That's what you wanted, to derive the world's fattest cat.

    I wish the 'wish granting on a budget' thread had a bigger budget.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Granted! The thread becomes Fish Grunting on a Badger II: The Badger is Large Now

    I wish for a Trans-Siberian Orchestra album.
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    Here's your ticket for the train that will travel across Portugal and Spain to visit all the orchids of plums in the Iberian peninsula.

    I wish I had a ticket to travel through Portugal and Spain.
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    Alright, I grant you a ticket to travel through portals in space.

    Also, never let it be said that we didn't inform you that these portals are unstable, invisible, and elusive.


    I wish for Pex to have a safe trip through those portals.

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    I can definitely ensure his safe trip on these turtles.


    I wish for a happy new year!
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