How to Kill a Wizard

[Durzan]

Simply have him try to divide by zero while casting a spell. The magic misinterprets his dividing by zero as the desired spell he casts... and poof, goes out as a singularity.

[Lord8Ball]

I wish the entire planet will instantly transform into a sphere of annihilation.

[A Fat Dragon]

True Polymorph into a Dragon, then become a lich. Bathe in sick Dracolich-ness.

I like that.

[Lawful Good]

Trao yourself in that mirror of soul-suckyness thing

IMMORTALITY but you cant do anything:/



New char

[sir_argo]

He steps on a LEGO brick while barefooted and falls into an active volcano.

Lego Brick

Conjuration cantrip

Range: 5 feet

Components: S,M (a tiny brick made of an unusual material which the cantrip consumes)

Duration: Instantaneous

When you cast this cantrip, you create a small sharp object on the ground. Any barefoot creature that enters that square must make a Constitution saving throw or stop moving. On the creature's next turn their speed is halved.

[GodofThunder]

That's kinda what they created the Tarasque for, isn't it? But if that's not your speed, getting into a rivalry with a bunch of Balors or Pit Fiends (DM rolls up a boss among them with extra powers and abilities) or if you're neutral or evil you could piss off a few Solar Angels using the same concept. If you're in the Forgotten Realms you could go on a suicide mission trying to single-handedly take out the entire nation of Thay or something insane like that. Could always pick a fight with Elminster or Khelbin Blackstaff. There really are lots of options for going down in flames if that's what you want to do.

[Kane0]

And when all else fails, acquire and attune to the Head of Vecna.