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    Default I Got Aaron Judge Autograph

    Hey everyone. It's been a long time that I post a thread in Friendly Banter. So anyway yesterday morning I went to the movie with my friend and we met Aaron Judge, the baseball player of the New York Yankees. He was going to see the movie Black Panther. So we talk and he gave me his Autograph. I'm glad that I get to see so many celebrities often. Here's the link of his autograph. https://imgur.com/sOBX6Up

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: I Got Aaron Judge Autograph

    Damn! Lost my bet.
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    Okay, guys, let's get the betting started for the April's Fools' 2018 Bartmanhomer autograph!

    Personally, I'm going to choose Alex Rodriguez.

    2016 was a white football player, 2017 a black basketball player; I like my odds with a high-profile Latino baseball player for next time.
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    (Moral of story: he's predictable, but not that predictable.)
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    Oh, c'mon. This is so obviously fake.

    It's clearly my autograph.
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    Ettin in the Playground
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    I'll give my autograph to anyone here, free of charge:

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    Hail to the Lord of Death and Destruction!
    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!

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    This would be a lot more convincing if you at least tried to use different handwriting, or tried to make the signature look like their actual signature.

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    This is literally impossible. Aaron Judge was hanging out in Pittsburgh yesterday morning, cause he signed an autograph for me when I saw him in the checkout line at Sheetz.

    Proof:

    https://imgur.com/sOBX6Up
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    Quote Originally Posted by AMFV View Post
    This is literally impossible. Aaron Judge was hanging out in Pittsburgh yesterday morning, cause he signed an autograph for me when I saw him in the checkout line at Sheetz.

    Proof:

    https://imgur.com/sOBX6Up
    Bullhonky! I got Aaron Judge's autograph been when I went to NYC last September, and your obvious forgery looks nothing like it.

    His real signature, for comparison: https://imgur.com/gallery/YmoVRds
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    2016 - football player
    2017 - basketball player
    2018 - baseball player (I had called that correctly one year in advance :))

    So let me be on record right now with my bet that the 2019 Bartmanhomer April Fools' Day Autograph will be a NY Rangers player.

    I'll take a guess and go with Mats Zuccarello. Place your bets and let's see in a year who was right!
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    Default Re: I Got Aaron Judge Autograph

    Really? The *same* april fools joke? Three. Years. in. a Row??? Man, one of these years it would be worth it to have *actually* get that autograph...

    EDIT:

    This year, just to be in sync with the overlapping festivities today, you should have got the Pope's autograph! ;)
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    Wow, but there is some terrible handwriting in this thread. Except for Warkitty, all of those signatures have been incredibly janky, and not for signature related reasons.

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knaight View Post
    Wow, but there is some terrible handwriting in this thread. Except for Warkitty, all of those signatures have been incredibly janky, and not for signature related reasons.
    Well athletes don't really need to practice their handwriting all that much... so it follows that they'd be awful.
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    hey guys, nice to meet u all
    Hi! You should check out the welcome thread on top if you haven't already.

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knaight View Post
    Wow, but there is some terrible handwriting in this thread. Except for Warkitty, all of those signatures have been incredibly janky, and not for signature related reasons.
    I would say thank you, but I know mine only made the cut because it wasn't handwriting at all.
    Hail to the Lord of Death and Destruction!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WarKitty View Post
    I would say thank you, but I know mine only made the cut because it wasn't handwriting at all.

    Pawwriting.
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    The playground has too long a memory for this joke, Bartmanhomer

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    Fun fact: I have no Idea of who any of those people are.
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    I thought Tom Bombadil dreadful — but worse still was the announcer's preliminary remarks that Goldberry was his daughter (!), and that Willowman was an ally of Mordor (!!).

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