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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by An Amy View Post
    I wish for my studios back. -Mickey
    Okay. But the studios have completely shifted gears and make avant garde stop motion films feature puppets made of expired meat products and all the characters only speak German.

    I wish I could see some of those German, stop motion, meat films.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    You can! They're playing out right now, inside your intestines, and we've turned your guts transparent so you can see them and amped up the volume so that everyone on your block can hear them!

    I wish Den Wurstfilm Will Sich Jeder ‹bergeben would win all the Emmys this year.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish Den Wurstfilm Will Sich Jeder ‹bergeben would win all the Emmys this year.
    The Emmys are canceled for some reason involving time traveling apes so it wins all the Emmys in that there are zero Emmys this year.

    I wish I could send apes back in time to cancel the Emmys this years.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Your wish is granted. Suddenly you're in a Planet of the Apes world where the apes took over when they went back in time. Now, while they do have cinema and award ceremonies, they are the called something very different that you have no means to pronounce.

    I wish you knew ape so that you could know what they're calling their cinematic awards.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by An Amy View Post
    I wish you knew ape so that you could know what they're calling their cinematic awards.
    Okay. But I know so much about apes that you get fired and I replace you at your ape employment.

    I wish I could find the ruins of the Statue of Liberty and it would play out just like this:


    Look if you guys want me to stop posting Simpsons clips stop making it so easy for me.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Fine, your wish is granted, but now your entire life has to be sung in bad musical theater style.

    I wish that you find seven brides for your seven brothers.

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    DruidGirl

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    (Totally digging the MGM reference!)

    Granted! It's just a shame that those seven brides are old maids who have been waiting fifty some-odd years for this opportunity to land a spouse!

    I wish to write my own MGM-worthy musical.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    Here's a pen and paper. *Shrugs*
    You wished to write it.

    I wish.
    More than life.
    More than the moon.
    The king is giving a festival
    (More than riches)
    I wish we had a child...
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Granted! In accordance with fairy tale law, I am given full custody.

    I wish I was better-equipped to raise and educate an earth human child in my secluded tower in the woods.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty, Erica.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Well, I know the first thing that needs to change for you to be more competent at child rearing. *replaces gun hands with puppy hands*

    Welcome to your new life Dr.Puppiesforhands!

    I wish that making frankensteinish monstrosities wasn't my first go-to problem solving choice.

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    DruidGirl

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    Done! You now help people who have problems by turning them into vampires. (The people, not the problems.)

    I wish this headache I woke up with would go away.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    It goes away, taking your self-esteem, eyebrows, and right eye with it.

    I'd like to redo high school, at the same school and same opportunities.
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    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I'd like to redo high school, at the same school and same opportunities.
    Okay. However your age doesn't change so now you're just a weird old(er) person in school with a bunch of teens. Hope you don't get arrested for doing anything creepy around teens.

    I wish all the powers of all the Avengers and members of the Justice League.

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
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    You gain the superpowers of two unrelated groups with codenames "the avengers" and "the justice league". In other words, you gain nothing.
    I wish for the ability to only roll Nat 20s.

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