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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I wish for a perfect score on my physics exam.
    Physics is the field of science associated with physical objects moving through space/time. So your physical body moving as in falling from 1,000 feet and accelerating at a speed of 10 meters per seconds per second then coming to a sudden stop as you slam into the ground is an exam of sorts. And you got a perfect score in that your body was perfectly obliterated.

    I wish to arrange a funeral for the puddle formerly known as Caerulea.

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    Caerulea's family have some pointed questions regarding your relationship with her, why they weren't involved in making these arrangements at all, and why you were so eager and well-prepared to get her into the ground this quickly.

    Okay, so now I have all this evidence in one place... I wish I had a scanner that could read a ton of paper documents into an indexed and searchable format quickly.
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    Granted! You have such a scanner... provided the documents in question consist only of 9.36 inch equilateral triangle paper. Also, for the best resolution, the documents should be red text on black paper.


    I wish to kidnap the next poster before they can make a wish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish to kidnap the next poster before they can make a wish.
    You succeed, but I use my wish to travel back in time to a different timeline so an alternate version of me can make this post.

    I wish to travel back in time because I have to in order to cause this causality loop.

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    Okay, but you're not going to an alternate timeline. You have to avoid contact with yourself and get kidnapped by Crisis 21 before past you makes the wish.

    I wish for the new Amazon building to burn down.
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    Okay; there it goes, up in flames--along with, oddly enough, the entirety of the Amazon rain forest. So much for Internet retail and biodiversity.

    I roll to save the Texas Prairie Chicken (and be impressed by anybody who gets the reference).
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to save the Texas Prairie Chicken (and be impressed by anybody who gets the reference).
    You can roll for it all you want, but since you didn't wish for anything all the Texas Prairie Chickens die horrible deaths.

    I wish to know what a Texas Prairie Chicken is and what it is a reference to.

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    You are transported back in time, to the studio audience watching the recording of The Monkees. Now you're trapped in the 1960s United States, unprepared. While you may feel that you have many advantages, having arrived from a future over 50 years hence, be forewarned that you've arrived in the mid-stages of the Cold War, with no identification or documents to demonstrate that you belong here, no Wikipedia or Smart Phone to double check what you think you may know, and you're not really certain of the year, and the only way home is to move through time the long way around.

    I wish for a novelization of Magic_Hat's efforts to survive having been dropped unexpectedly in the 1960s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish for a novelization of Magic_Hat's efforts to survive having been dropped unexpectedly in the 1960s.
    The novelization is a best seller and you love it. Unfortunately Hollywood makes a movie based on the book directed by Zack Snyder. The movie is so bad and disloyal to the book you can never enjoy the source material with such love ever again.

    I wish to collect royalties on this book someone apparently wrote about me being trapped in the 1960s.

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    Granted. Given how horrible the movie was, your royalties come out to three cents and everyone blames you for how bad the movie was.


    I wish to pull something other than a rabbit out of my hat.
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    The disembodied head of your grandfather with lit dynamite attached to it is not a rabbit.

    I wish for a cut diamond the size of my fist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I wish for a cut diamond the size of my fist.
    Okay. Your hands are so small they are now microscopic just big enough to hold your new, tiny diamond.

    I wish I could have a party with Dracula, and the wolfman, and the mummy, and the gillman, and Frankenstein's monster, and all the other classic horror monsters and none of them eat or harm me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I wish I could have a party with Dracula, and the wolfman, and the mummy, and the gillman, and Frankenstein's monster, and all the other classic horror monsters and none of them eat or harm me.
    Wish granted! Unfortunately, Godzilla was upset he wasn't invited and crushes you all when he crashes the party.

    I wish all reboots of animated shows from the 80's had the same effort put in as Ducktales
    If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.

    When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.

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    Granted. But none are distributed outside of North Korea.

    I wish for the power to make my enemies' lies transparent.

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    Any written or visual lies presented by one you call an enemy are not visible.

    I wish for an intact authentic medieval castle.
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    You got it! Unfortunately, it just happens to be haunted, with all sorts of beasts lurking under the stairs, in closets, locked in that very dank and gloomy cellar that may or may not be a dungeon...and the locals are convinced that you are the cause of all those mysterious disappearances in the village...they're going to be at your door with torches and pitchforks any second, now...

    I wish to be incredible at everything.
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    You are now incredible at everything, including all the things you'd rather not be incredible at, like failure.


    I wish to be incredible at the things I want to be incredible at.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    You are now incredible at everything, including all the things you'd rather not be incredible at, like failure.


    I wish to be incredible at the things I want to be incredible at.
    You are incredible at all the things you want to be incredible at. Simultaneously, you become unable to do any of those things for various reasons, but if you could you would be really incredible!

    I wish for Hasenpfeffer.
    An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.

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    Purple is the color of humorous descriptions made up on the fly
    Green is the color of serious conversation about theoretical ideas, if transitioning from other stuff
    Blue is the color of irony and sarcasm


    In the end, its all in the cards...

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    Bugs Bunny appears and leads you on a wily escapade, which ends with you being exploded, mauled by lions, cast off a cliff, exploded again, and sent into orbit. We estimate you might land again on a Tuesday, sometime in 2132.

    I wish it was Friday today.
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    You're send back to the Jurassic times, but if you calculate it, it is indeed a Friday. Just try not to be eaten by a dinosaur.

    I wish to have Toretto's american muscle car from The Fast and the Furious.
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    I have no idea what that is. It sounds like you wanted a car made from human muscles?

    I wish to understand any and all pop culture references, without damaging my brain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I wish to understand any and all pop culture references, without damaging my brain.
    I destroy all pop culture except for season 15-25 of the Simpsons and make it so you understand all those episodes. Seasons 15-25 isn't enough information to damage your brain.

    I wished I liked seasons 15-25 of the Simpsons.

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